America's sweetheart turns 16 years old today. Doesn't it seem like she's been turning 16 forever? Like closing Disney so 7,000 people could celebrate her big day wasn't enough. They better not roll out a cake for her tonight when she performs at the American Music Awards.
Here is Miley arriving at the AMAs looking totally age appropriate.ÂÂ
I'm sure Beet will have plenty of coverage on the AMAs tomorrow but here are a few of my random thoughts on the first arrivals...
Really, is this in any way surprising? Twilight box office receipts this weekend topped $70M. It's the largest weekend opening for a movie directed by a woman ever. To all that have seen it, reviews please!
I haven't read the books or seen the movie but the sequel New Moon has already been confirmed. Have you heard the story of the author of the series, Stephenie Meyer? No experience as a writer (save a B.A. in English), had a dream, woke up and wrote it down. And now...really, really rich.
And final...
Are these bangs going to be some new trend? Because I hate them. Like, I didn't care when Jessica Alba got them because she's mean and deserves ugly hair. But Selena Gomez is just a cute and innocent kid despite that thing on her head. Where were her parents when this haircut was happening?  Aren't there laws to protect minors from this kind of thing?ÂÂ
Speaking of devastating, I also came across some pictures of Rachel Zoe who was at the 2008 CNN Heroes with SelenaÃ...
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden appeared last night at the 2008 UNICEF Snowflake Lighting in Beverly Hills. They actually look very much in love here and I'm happy to see that. I was starting to wonder about these two. Long engagements with vague time frames and pushed off wedding dates make me nervous. In love, engaged, have money, have baby. What's the delay? Let's have a wedding! Oh, and does anyone think Joel Madden is starting to get...better looking?
There hav...
The British tab News of the World (I know, I know but I still think it's true) is reporting that celebuchef Gordon Ramsay has been cheating on his wife for the better half of the last decade. Hey...things happen.  People have lapses in judgement.  But a seven-year lapse? ÂÂ
Ramsay always seems to make a point of praising his amazing wife and happy marriage whenever he's doing press. I remember watching something on television (maybe I read it) where he said that his wife was the only woman in the world that turns him on. And I remember thinking ...
David Spade has something going on in his pants and I need to investigate. By hand. In the dark. People is reporting that he's nailing dating Nicolette Sheridan. He looks like a rodent and didn't want to admit paternity of his child. And he's getting fat! In other words, he has neither looks nor personality going for him. How is he fathering children with Playmates and getting women like Heather Locklear and now Sheridan?
Anyway, this is People reporting this. Not The Sun...
The times they are a changing.  First, an African-American president-elect. And now, model Karolina Kurkova has made history as well. I didn't think it would happen in my lifetime, but she has achieved greatness despite having no belly button. This week she was named World's Sexiest Woman by E! Online.   ÂÂ
I guess because I'm a heterosexual woman, I never would have looked close enough to notice that her navel is AWOL. Of course, now I can't stop looking at it. It seems World's Sexiest had a herniated umbilical cord as an infant th...
So I was reading about how Linda Bollea, soon to be ex of Hulk Hogan, is broke. My initial thoughts were that Hulk's conduct is horrible in this whole matter. I mean, the average every day person would have to live a very modest lifestyle to exist on the $40,000 a year he's paying her. I couldn't survive on that. How is a celebrity with so many financial responsibilities supposed to? House expenses, wardrobe, cars, surgeries...heh. There is no way a household like that can be supported on ...
Paris, oh Paris. What are you doing now? First The Economist and now this. She was photographed last night carrying the book Living in the Moment: A Prescription for the Soul. Gary Null, the dude who wrote this book, is a New-Agey, change your thinking, change your life kind of guy. His theory, based on Einstein's, is that you can't solve problems with the same thinking you used to create them. I personally find it funny to see someone reading a book about living in theÃ...