First of all, this is a pregnancy post where you will see no use of the terms "preggers", "baby bump" or "sperminated."Â You're welcome.Â
This is one aspect that really bothers me about celebrity gossip. The National Enquirer is reporting that Mary-Kate Olsen is pregnant because her weight broke 100 lbs. Maybe she's just getting healthier. That's still a dangerously low BMI. I'm starting to think that it's impossible for a celeb with an eating disorder to ever real...
and had to get up to take Tums. Because I'm basically 97 and have heartburn. And since I was up, I went online because I have an addictive personality. There is breaking news...
Barack Obama is nominating Senator Hillary Clinton as his secretary of state on Monday. It isn't as great as the dream ticket would have been, but it is still pretty damn exciting. />...
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Tom Hanks' back-to-back Best Actor Oscars in 1993-94 for Philadelphia and Forrest Gump were just a time killer while he was waiting to be bestowed the greatest gift of all...a career courtesy of John Travolta.  Travolta's rejection of the lead in the 1999 film The Green Mile was what really opened doors for Hanks. Not Bosom Buddies, Splash, or Big. Or two Academy Awards won over half a decade prior to the release of Green Mile. It was all about John Travolta saying "Thanks, b...
Reese Witherspoon has been doing press for that horrible movie Four Christmases. I won't even watch the trailer on TV because of that puking baby scene. I have three kids and do not find baby vomit even mildly entertaining. Also, I think it's funny that she has not done any appearances or interviews with her co-star Vince Vaughn. Could it be more obvious that those two hated one another?
Anyway, when asked about Christmas with her own kids, Reese told BBC that her kids lik...
Do you know who Jon Peters is? Even if you do, here's a brief thumbnail sketch of this idiot to refresh your memory: He was Barbra Streisand's hairdresser and then was promoted to her boyfriend. And then a record producer. Have you ever noticed how men's careers flourish after fucking Barbra Streisand? Well...except for Elliot Gould. And Don Johnson. And James Brolin. Eh...never mind.  Back to Jon Peters and his ascent to assholedom. His stint in ...
Finally, a couple I can stand! Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret Model Miranda Kerr are engaged and planning a wedding for next summer. I need these two to get on the procreating right away. I cannot even fathom what the genetics of these two could possibly produce.
Thanks Down Unda!...
Whitney Houston has released an official statement denying Bobby Brown reconciliation rumors. Uh...what? I scanned the original story (the one where "unnamed sources" said Bobby and Whitney totally, definitely, possibly could be getting back together) a few days ago and then immediately drank a bottle of rubbing alcohol in an attempt to obliterate the memory. Or vodka...it might have been vodka. Either way, I am very relieved to hear it was a BS story. I may be a...
I guess the big story is that $125,000 in jewelry, lent to Winona Ryder for a Marie-Claire photo shoot, has gone missing. The first version of this disaster was that Ryder reported the bracelet and ring missing after she gave them to a hotel employee to put in the safe. Of course there were no surveillance tapes of that exchange happening and the story has now changed. New reports are surfacing stating that she left jewelry and clothes from the shoot in her hotel room when ...
Lynne Spears, mom of Britney, spoke out this week on the UK's GMTV about the road to recovery that Brit has travelled this past year. According to Lynne, "a lot of love and care and help" has been just what the doctor ordered. Is she kidding me right now? Unless by "love and care and help" she means mood stabilizers. Again, it goes to the complete bullshit that is Hollywood. If you are willing to broadcast the status of your daughter's mental health all in the name of...
Someone once said to me, and I think it's quite true, that if your bodies actually fit together when you're sleeping in bed — I'm not going to get into too much detail — you're in good stead.
When you can spoon with someone, then you're OK. Because you might not vote the same way, you might not have the same politics, but sometimes that works for people.
WTF? Cate Blanchett shared this little gem of knowledge on Oprah. You mean the success of a relationship is all based ...