Running out of holiday gift ideas for the special people in your life?  Tomorrow is Cyber Monday , another one of those merchant created non-events.  I cannot tell a lie; I finished my shopping at the beginning of the month and everything is wrapped.  But if you are normal, and have some shopping left, why not one of these? 1)  Spanx for men-  Fuck the Bowflex.  Just wear this man girdle with built in abs.  Sadly, like the push-up bra, the gig is up once you disrobe.  But it's all about the illusion...I guess. 2)  Betty Beauty- Hair dye for your pubes.  They have the icky and overly obvious slogan of "For your hair down there."  Available in a rainbow of colors like Malibu Blue and Fun Pink.  A male version will be on the shelves in early 2009.  Can't really imagine why we need separate male and female formulas but apparently we do. 3)  How to Traumatize Your Children- A step-by-step guide with chapters such as "Validation is for Parking: Killing Self-Esteem" and "Imagination is an Unaffordable Luxury." />Running out of holiday gift ideas for the special people in your life?  Tomorrow is Cyber Monday , another one of those merchant created non-events.  I cannot tell a lie; I finished my shopping at the beginning of the month and everything is wrapped.  But if you are normal, and have some shopping left, why not one of these? 1)  Spanx for men-  Fuck the Bowflex.  Just wear this man girdle with built in abs.  Sadly, like the push-up bra, the gig is up once you disro...