'Tis the season for the Virgin Mary to be showing up all over hell. You could just be making nachos one day unaware that you are due for a divine intervention all in the name of a blender gone wild.  And nothing, nothing says "Mary" like splattered salsa on your kitchen wall. Which apparently happened to some chick in California.  Sightings on freezer doors, hospital windows and $28,000 grilled cheese sandwiches are totally expected between October and December of any given year. Hav...
'Tis the season for the Virgin Mary to be showing up all over hell. You could just be making nachos one day unaware that you are due for a divine intervention all in the name of a blender gone wild.  And nothing, nothing says "Mary" like splattered salsa on your kitchen wall. Which apparently happened to some chick in California.  Sightings on freezer doors, hospital windows and $28,000 grilled cheese sandwiches are totally expected between October and December of any given year. Hav...
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And that upside is not having to work comic book shows at Ramada Inns in New Jersey as a means of letting the public know you are still alive.
Donna Pescow, best known as the slut Annette who was after Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever at the 2008 Super Megashow and (sigh) Comic Fest in (sigh) East Hanover, NJ.
Also there: Joyce DeWitt in need of a cosmetic sponge for blending (Three's Company), Dawn Wells (Gilligan's Island), Claudia Christian in need of some plastic surgery ad...
not that we were but we are now. Four Christmases was the number one movie this weekend with $18.2M in ticket sales. Part of this is due to the fact that there was only one other full release this week which was Punisher: War Zone which brought in $4M. Also, Ron Howard's Frost/Nixon only released in three theaters and came up with an average of $60,049 a cinema versus Four Christmases $5,541. So it comforts me to know that Four Christmases is number one because there was nothing else toÂÂ...
I'm adopting a new rule with my friends. Don't even talk to me if there isn't an atomizer/dusting powder gift set with your name on it at my local Macy's. You are nothing without your own fragrance line.ÂÂ
And I am aware I'm fixating at this point but this is my puppy cam. Knowing that Fancy (Jessica Simpson's newest), is supposed to be representative of things she likes, what do you think it smells like? I'm thinking hot dogs with half-notes of barbecue.
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Simon Cowell has always been a hero of mine. I think my love for himstarted a few years back when he said Beyonce wasn't a good singer, didn't have a good body and that he found her fame mystifying. But now Beyonce is performing on December 13th's episode of X Factor and they are all friendly. Sellout.
But he redeemed himself a bit this week in an Access Hollywood interview. When asked about the addition of the newest American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi:
You know what, itââ...
I'm all about any convenience that makes my life easier. Schedules are tough in my house and I am all about quality of the time I spend with my family. I sometimes get my groceries delivered and I totally believe in full-serve gas stations. But there is a line that must be drawn. For me, that line is drawn at Lunchables and Uncrustables. It's never okay to defrost a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Okay? Never. However, Pamela Anderson? She's totall...
Jon Favreau, the 27 year-old speechwriter for president-elect Obama and the one with his hand on Hillary's tit, is pretty brilliant. So it really makes you wonder what would ever make him think that this was a Kodak moment. And of course, it showed up on Facebook. Everything shows up there. Including scandalous pictures of me from high school wearing fucking acid wash jeans and a tanning bed tan. Who knew there would be evidence of that shit? Or that acid wash denim wasn't a timeless classic? But back to Hillary getting felt up. Even though it was...
Back in August, music mogul Suge Knight was arrested for beating his girlfriend up in a parking lot. He had a knife in his hand, and drugs on his person. To be more specific:
"A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot; police get there fast; they see him beating her. It's a good, solid case," Las Vegas police Lt. Chris Carroll said.
The woman was not stabbed, but she was treated at a hospital for injuries that Carroll said were not life-threatening.
Police did not release the ...