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Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Taken for a Ride

56155564kevinbacon1230200853037pm Kevin Bacon's rep, Allen Eichorn, confirms that his client and wife Kyra Sedgwick are victims of Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme.  There have been rumors that they lost everything except their checking account.  Normally, I'd find that hard to believe.  Bacon was smart enough not to make a Footloose 2 and I'd like to think he'd be smart enough to not entrust his fortune to any one human being.   Eichorn responded to the rumors by saying  "Please, let's not speculate or rely on hearsay."  Seriousl...

Foreclosure Rates Soar Resulting in Growth of Mary-Kate Olsen’s Hat Collection

51872636marykateolsen1223200880703pm Mary-Kate Olsen needs to get a clue for Christmas.  She is, like, zOMG, so totally in tune with the state of the economy, dudes.  A Page Six spy shared an elevator with MKO at Barney's,  in which she said, "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales."  Then she pointed to her hat and said "That's where I got this! The recession!"   Fuck.  Please don't tell me she thinks "The Recession" is some sort of new franchise haberdashery that is fl...

How Pissed Off Do You Think Sheryl Crow Is?

16047136lancearmstrong1223200873222pm Lance Armstrong is going to be a dad again.  He and Anna Hansen, his girlfriend of five months are reportedly expecting. Lance had his swimmers frozen after his 1996 diagnosis of testicular cancer.  His three children, Luke, Isabelle and Grace were conceived through in-vitro fertilization.    But this kiddo has come about the old-fashioned way.  Usually, testicular cancer treatment kills sperm.  They aren't supposed to survive like some sort of nuclear fallout cockroaches. When Lance...

Jeremy Piven’s Sushi Overdose Leads to Bleeding Nose

Oh, how it never ends!  As you know, Jeremy Piven had to drop out of the Broadway play Speed the Plow due to mercury poisoning which he received from eating too much sushi.  Now, these recent pictures have surfaced of Piven with a very red, bloody and irritated looking nose.  Apparently sushi overdosing has been rough on Piv. I predict another exhaustion and stress announcement coming up! />Oh, how it never ends!  As you know, Jeremy Piven had to drop out of the Broadway play Speed the Plow due to mercury poisoning which he received from eating too much sushi.  Now, these recent pictures have surfaced of Piven with a very red, bloody and irritated looking nose.  Apparently sushi overdosing has been rough on Piv. I predict another exhaustion and stress announcement coming up!...

Pete Wentz Needs a Big Bag of Shut the Hell Up for Christmas

55663386petewentz12232008105800am Pete Wentz must be insecure.  Because it's always the insecure ones that feel the need to share every detail of their life with anyone who will listen.  The newest example?  During a SIRIUS radio interview, he revealed that he has tried Ashlee's breast milk and it's "soury" and "weird".  This is news we needed to hear.  Sidebar:  In the same interview, he also talked about his weight.  "I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face."  I don't understand Pete Wentz because s...

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Jennifer Lopez May Want to Consider Lesbianism

16275727jenniferlopez12212008100635pm I can't believe this has taken three years.  Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may finally be on the rocks.  Evidence: 1)  Jennifer attended The Curious Case of Benjamin Button premiere without her husband or her wedding ring. 2)  Marc Anthony has been appearing publicly without his wedding band. 3)  Sources cite Anthony's controlling personality and unfaithful ways as issues within the marriage. 4)  Anthony was spotted at Bungalow 8 and Marquee with his hand on the thing of...

I’m So Fucking Jealous of Samantha Ronson’s Impending Rehab Vacation

56229481samantharonson1221200880602pm Life & Style is reporting that a doctor rushed to the home of Samantha Ronson yesterday and X17 is reporting that she was rushed to the hospital today.  Who knows which is true but my money is on X17.  Either way, Sam is suffering from the most widespread illness in Hollywood:  Exhaustion and stress.   According to a source, "She's been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep," and that Lindsay "has been helping her through this as she has been through it herself two years ago." I've been exhausted and stressed and depressed for nine years straight.Â...

Jim Carrey is Better Than Will Smith

56386201jimcarrey1221200861749pm At least as far as this weekend's movie releases go.  It was close though.  Carrey's Yes Man opened up to a sad $18.2M closely followed by Smith's Seven Pounds at $16M.  The Tales of Despereaux, sadly the only movie I have interest in seeing, came in third with The Day the Earth Stood Still and sigh Four Christmases rounding out the top five. The horrible weather on the east coast (speaking of which, my electricity has gone out about six times since I started this post) definitely contrib...

The Newest Michael Jackson Lawsuit Not Involving Inappropriate Touching

4690851michaeljackson1221200815422pm Michael Jackson is being sued in regards to a little boy.  Which isn't unusual but thankfully, this suit doesn't involve genitals.  The woman who claims to be the surrogate mother that gave birth to Jackson's son Prince Michael Jackson II or you know, Blanket, wants joint custody of him in the form of weekend visits and a voice in decision-making regarding his education.  She's also looking for some financial assistance.  One.  Billion.  Dollars.  Which, let's just ignore that obscen...
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