Dancing With The Stars host Samantha Harris needs to spend some time dining with the stars. Or with anyone, really. I find her appearance at Wynn Las Vegas to be absolutely frightening.
Unrelated to the fact that she looks like she needs a feeding tube, have you ever noticed how deep this chick's voice is? She's the Fran Drescher of this decade. Beautiful Jewish girl until the second she opens her mouth....
Another Lindsay and Sam fight? Sigh and yawn. I'm really starting to question all these reports of epic battles. TMZ claims that Linds and Sam had a hysterical outburst at Miami International Airport. Lindsay was so inconsolable that a flight attendant asked if she wanted to disembark. I do believe that there was screaming and crying but it was probably because they had to dump their stash before going through security. Or they found out that they were on a peanut-free flight. ...
Of course they broke up again. Travis Barker and Shana Moakler need to take note. Because even if you skid off a runway and have critical burns and almost die, it doesn't make you any more compatible with an ex. I don't know why people think near death experiences are a sign from God to go recommit the same mistakes. Like He sits up there saying "I'm giving you this second chance at life so you can fail, yet again, at the same relationship."
I am happy to report that DJ AM is now ...
Where are you going to be ringing in 2009? I'm happy to tell you that I'll be snowed in on a gluten-free bread bender. But people who actually have lives have some big plans. Check it out:
Jennifer Anistonis in Los Cabos with John Mayer, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. Well, John Mayer is staying at a villa located in close proximity to where Jen is staying with the Arquettes. He totally strikes me like one of those "We don't need a title" types. Bleah.
Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with Samantha Ronson at her deejaying gig at Mansion in South Beach. Sam is feeling more rested since last ...
It sounds like there may be another American Pie sequel. Unlike its predecessors Band Camp, Naked Mile and Beta House, this one might actually make it to the theater before being promptly ushered off to DVD. Aren't you so excited?
Anyone want to take bids on opening weekend ticket sales? I say $1.7M.
Above, Tara Reid at the west coast premiere of American Pie, uh...the first one, in 1999....
Queen Latifah is the newest victim of jewelry theft. She has been vacationing in Tobago over the holidays with her girlfriend (the article reads "female friend" but isn't it a forgone conclusion at this point that Queen is gay?) when she discovered $10,000 in rings and bracelets had been taken from her room.
Now listen, I don't get to stay in luxury villas. The Westin is about as exciting as it gets for me. But even at the Westin, they have a fucking safe. And if I had $10k in j...
Just when I think I've heard all there is to hear about Amy Winehouse, there's more. The end of the year offers an opportunity to look back on the past 365 days and reflect how your life has changed. Can anyone tell me how Amy Winehouse's life is one coke gram different than it was a year ago?
Alex Haines, the dude that Amy started screwing when her Blaaaaaake was in jail, has granted a tell-all interview to News of the World. Can you even imagine what the People Who Share Drugs and Bodi...
Charles Barkley was arrested early this morning under suspicion of DUI. What the fuck? Why do rich people insist on driving their drunk asses around? Why is it that Barkley can piss away $10 million on fucking poker but can't budget a hundred bucks for a cab?
So, blood was drawn and we wait for the results. I know a man is innocent until proven guilty but I'm going to come out right now and say that he was in fact drunk while driving. My conclusion is based on the following evidence: 1) Wine coolers and donuts found in his c...
That is, I want to hear from all 963,000 people who tuned in to the premier of Brody Jenner's MTV show Bromance. I want to know who you are, where you live and what meds you are currently taking.
In case you aren't too familiar with Bromance, let me clue you in. It's basically the testosterone version of Paris Hilton's My New BFFwith segments such as canfessionals (that's right, filmed on a toilet) and eliminations that take place, of course, in a hot tub. Here's hoping the dismal ratings translate to "on hiatus".
In other "Remember When MTV Played Videos?" news, The City, spinoff of The Hills pretty much tanked with 1.6 million viewers which is a 38% drop from last week's Hills finale. />That is, I want to hear from all 963,000 people who tuned in to the premier of Brody Jenner's MTV show Bromance. I want to know who you are, where you live and what meds you are currently taking.
In case you aren't too familiar with Bromance, let me clue you in. It's basically the testosterone version of Paris Hilton's My New BFFwith segments such as canfessionals (that's right, filmed on a toilet) and eliminations that take place, of course, in a hot tub. Here's hoping the dismal ratin...
Don't get all excited. Evil Beet is not for sale. Under the right circumstances, she could be for rent though. In other words, contact me if you are single, Jewish and not on a work-release program and we'll see what we can work out.
Defamer, one of the more misbehaved children of the Gawker family, has been kicked out on it's ass. Or, you know, it's for sale. If you happen to have enough money to actually buy it, and you meet the above-listed criteria, email me. I've got just the vegan half marathoner woman for you and bringing Defamer to the door would go so much further than the cliche flowers and/or candy. If you're still on the fence, I'll leave you with this: She can suck a softball through a drinking straw. Seriously, email me. />Don't get all excited. Evil Beet is not for sale. Under the right circumstances, she could be for rent though. In other words, contact me if you are single, Jewish and not on a work-release program and we'll see what we can work out.
Defamer, one of the more misbehaved children of the Gawker family, has been kicked out on it's ass. Or, you know, it's for sale. If you happen to have enough money to actually buy it, and you meet the above-listed criteria, email me. I've got just the ...
I'm truly not trying to shake your faith in mankind but there does seem to be a theft and betrayal theme to the celebrity news stories tonight.
Darryl McCauley, manager to comedian Dane Cook, was arrested today on larceny and forgery charges. In one incident, McCauley allegedly transferred $3 million from Cook's account into his own. It goes to show you how stupid criminals can be. Did he really think Dane wouldn't notice $3 million missing?
Stealing from your boss is bad enough but here's the real Happy Holidays for you: Did I mention tha...
Dancing With The Stars host Samantha Harris needs to spend some time dining with the stars. Or with anyone, really. I find her appearance at Wynn Las Vegas to be absolutely frightening.
Unrelated to the fact that she looks like she needs a feeding tube, have you ever noticed how deep this chick's voice is? She's the Fran Drescher of this decade. Beautiful Jewish girl until the second she opens her mouth....
Another Lindsay and Sam fight? Sigh and yawn. I'm really starting to question all these reports of epic battles. TMZ claims that Linds and Sam had a hysterical outburst at Miami International Airport. Lindsay was so inconsolable that a flight attendant asked if she wanted to disembark. I do believe that there was screaming and crying but it was probably because they had to dump their stash before going through security. Or they found out that they were on a peanut-free flight. ...
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Of course they broke up again. Travis Barker and Shana Moakler need to take note. Because even if you skid off a runway and have critical burns and almost die, it doesn't make you any more compatible with an ex. I don't know why people think near death experiences are a sign from God to go recommit the same mistakes. Like He sits up there saying "I'm giving you this second chance at life so you can fail, yet again, at the same relationship."
I am happy to report that DJ AM is now ...
Where are you going to be ringing in 2009? I'm happy to tell you that I'll be snowed in on a gluten-free bread bender. But people who actually have lives have some big plans. Check it out:
Jennifer Anistonis in Los Cabos with John Mayer, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. Well, John Mayer is staying at a villa located in close proximity to where Jen is staying with the Arquettes. He totally strikes me like one of those "We don't need a title" types. Bleah.
Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with Samantha Ronson at her deejaying gig at Mansion in South Beach. Sam is feeling more rested since last ...
It sounds like there may be another American Pie sequel. Unlike its predecessors Band Camp, Naked Mile and Beta House, this one might actually make it to the theater before being promptly ushered off to DVD. Aren't you so excited?
Anyone want to take bids on opening weekend ticket sales? I say $1.7M.
Above, Tara Reid at the west coast premiere of American Pie, uh...the first one, in 1999....
Queen Latifah is the newest victim of jewelry theft. She has been vacationing in Tobago over the holidays with her girlfriend (the article reads "female friend" but isn't it a forgone conclusion at this point that Queen is gay?) when she discovered $10,000 in rings and bracelets had been taken from her room.
Now listen, I don't get to stay in luxury villas. The Westin is about as exciting as it gets for me. But even at the Westin, they have a fucking safe. And if I had $10k in j...
Just when I think I've heard all there is to hear about Amy Winehouse, there's more. The end of the year offers an opportunity to look back on the past 365 days and reflect how your life has changed. Can anyone tell me how Amy Winehouse's life is one coke gram different than it was a year ago?
Alex Haines, the dude that Amy started screwing when her Blaaaaaake was in jail, has granted a tell-all interview to News of the World. Can you even imagine what the People Who Share Drugs and Bodi...
Charles Barkley was arrested early this morning under suspicion of DUI. What the fuck? Why do rich people insist on driving their drunk asses around? Why is it that Barkley can piss away $10 million on fucking poker but can't budget a hundred bucks for a cab?
So, blood was drawn and we wait for the results. I know a man is innocent until proven guilty but I'm going to come out right now and say that he was in fact drunk while driving. My conclusion is based on the following evidence: 1) Wine coolers and donuts found in his c...
I'm truly not trying to shake your faith in mankind but there does seem to be a theft and betrayal theme to the celebrity news stories tonight.
Darryl McCauley, manager to comedian Dane Cook, was arrested today on larceny and forgery charges. In one incident, McCauley allegedly transferred $3 million from Cook's account into his own. It goes to show you how stupid criminals can be. Did he really think Dane wouldn't notice $3 million missing?
Stealing from your boss is bad enough but here's the real Happy Holidays for you: Did I mention tha...