Little Lourdes Leon appears to be following in the footsteps of her mother. After turning down a part in The Secret Lives of Bees because Madonna didn't want her in the biz so young, Lourdes has been enrolled in Manhattan's Professional Children's School.
I really am looking forward to seeing if Lourdes has more talent than Madge; I think it's a safe bet. But do you know what I look forward to the most? Her first facial waxing....
Remember the other day when Tara Reid went into rehab? Well, she signed herself out of treatment at Promises Malibu on Saturday. That basically amounts to twenty-two days in treatment.
I have this theory that people who check into rehab at the worst times of the year have the best shot at true recovery. Because it is really life-inconvenient to enter treatment a couple weeks before Christmas. I had high hopes that Tara was really serious when she checked in on December 12th.
Now I a...
In the News That Would Never Be Covered If Anything Else Were Happening category, Dancing With the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are now engaged. Sigh...can you imagine what their children will look like? Beyond abnormal genetic blessings, babies will probably pasa doble right down her birth canal.
Their engagement comes a little more than six months after Smirnoff ended her two-year relationship with Mario Lopez. On days like today, when I'm feeling bor...
I have issues with animals holding title roles in movies but obviously no one else objects. Marley & Me raked in $24.1M this weekend which raises its total to $106.5M since release. As there were no wide releases this weekend, Bedtime Stories came in with $20.3M and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at $18.4M. Rounding out the top five were Valkyrie with ticket sales of $14M and Yes Man ringing up $13.9M. I am happy to report that Four Christmases is, finally, nowhere to be se...
Seriously, nothing in the world makes me more sick than having to hear that Mini-Me is a sexaholic. Or having to hear about special condoms for "little men." I assume that involves cutting the thumb off of a surgical glove, but really, I don't want to know! However, nothing will ever stop News of the World from sharing the news that they have deemed we need to hear. Therefore, if I must suffer, you must suffer.
Genevieve Gallen, ex-wife of Austin Power's actor Verne Troyer, is sharing all the details of her one year and ...
Ricky Gervais, the dude on BBC's The Office, also does writing and comedy work and a bunch of other stuff. He just came out with a new audiobook titled The Ricky Gervais Guide To Medicine. Like any good celeb looking to maintain their status, he has pissed fat people off. Before we go any further, I need to say that I think the chubbies need their own community. Everyone gets a community now. African-American community. LGBT community. Senior community. Why don't the fatties ge...
First of all, there is a new fragrance coming out that is named Twilight. Yeah...like the movie. It's being released by Hot Topic, so you can expect that it's some real quality shit. Secondly, do you think the Twilight perfume people might be getting sued any time soon from Nina Ricci? May the manufacturer please not say that they were unaware of Nina Ricci's bottle design. I don't even wear perfume and saw the Twilight bottle and thought "Doesn't some other chick already use a...
I may not be a fan of all her headbands and sunglasses but I will say this: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden actually do stuff other than shop. We always see them being involved in different charities and that is so refreshing to see. They give back which goes a long way towards forgiving her accessories.
Pics of Nic and Joel today at a party hosted by Beyond Shelter at Magic Mountain. And listen, I know this is shallow while I'm applauding their philanthropy, but does anyone know where I...
"Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style - the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls - would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint."
Ann Coulter, referring to Michelle Obama, in her latest book titled Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and their Assault on America.
Ann Coulter makes me laugh. I know many people think she is a spiteful and hateful little wench. And she probably is. But she just doesn't have ...
Last week there was speculation that there was trouble between Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. They weren't wearing their rings and weren't being seen together. There is no quicker way to prompt ring wearing and public kissing photos than a story like that. Brad and Jen, Nick and Jessica, and Bennifer have all done this pre-emptive strike right before parting the best of friends.
And on cue, here's MarLo attending the inauguration of Puerto Rico's governor, Luis Fortuno. They are to...
Because when you break-up, it can get ugly. My husband knows he can never leave me for fear of the literary backlash.
Katy Perry and her boyfriend, Travis McCoy, have called it quits. Travis, the frontman for the band Gym Class Heroes, posted this on his blog. It's not actually his words and he doesn't give any credit but these are the lyrics to Looking at the Front Door by Main Source. And you know they are dedicated to her.
We fight every night, now that’s not kosher
I remin...
KeKe
Some people nurse hangovers as the new year approaches and the more socially challenged people go mad dog crazy tagging all their belongings with a label maker. Whatever, don't judge me. Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford decided it was time to clean her own house and filed for divorce from her husband of two years Daniel Giersch. Irreconcilable differences, natch. But here's the thing: she's three months pregnant. So you know he did something bad. I'm sitting back now and ...
Little Lourdes Leon appears to be following in the footsteps of her mother. After turning down a part in The Secret Lives of Bees because Madonna didn't want her in the biz so young, Lourdes has been enrolled in Manhattan's Professional Children's School.
I really am looking forward to seeing if Lourdes has more talent than Madge; I think it's a safe bet. But do you know what I look forward to the most? Her first facial waxing....
Remember the other day when Tara Reid went into rehab? Well, she signed herself out of treatment at Promises Malibu on Saturday. That basically amounts to twenty-two days in treatment.
I have this theory that people who check into rehab at the worst times of the year have the best shot at true recovery. Because it is really life-inconvenient to enter treatment a couple weeks before Christmas. I had high hopes that Tara was really serious when she checked in on December 12th.
Now I a...
In the News That Would Never Be Covered If Anything Else Were Happening category, Dancing With the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are now engaged. Sigh...can you imagine what their children will look like? Beyond abnormal genetic blessings, babies will probably pasa doble right down her birth canal.
Their engagement comes a little more than six months after Smirnoff ended her two-year relationship with Mario Lopez. On days like today, when I'm feeling bor...
I have issues with animals holding title roles in movies but obviously no one else objects. Marley & Me raked in $24.1M this weekend which raises its total to $106.5M since release. As there were no wide releases this weekend, Bedtime Stories came in with $20.3M and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at $18.4M. Rounding out the top five were Valkyrie with ticket sales of $14M and Yes Man ringing up $13.9M. I am happy to report that Four Christmases is, finally, nowhere to be se...
Seriously, nothing in the world makes me more sick than having to hear that Mini-Me is a sexaholic. Or having to hear about special condoms for "little men." I assume that involves cutting the thumb off of a surgical glove, but really, I don't want to know! However, nothing will ever stop News of the World from sharing the news that they have deemed we need to hear. Therefore, if I must suffer, you must suffer.
Genevieve Gallen, ex-wife of Austin Power's actor Verne Troyer, is sharing all the details of her one year and ...
Ricky Gervais, the dude on BBC's The Office, also does writing and comedy work and a bunch of other stuff. He just came out with a new audiobook titled The Ricky Gervais Guide To Medicine. Like any good celeb looking to maintain their status, he has pissed fat people off. Before we go any further, I need to say that I think the chubbies need their own community. Everyone gets a community now. African-American community. LGBT community. Senior community. Why don't the fatties ge...
First of all, there is a new fragrance coming out that is named Twilight. Yeah...like the movie. It's being released by Hot Topic, so you can expect that it's some real quality shit. Secondly, do you think the Twilight perfume people might be getting sued any time soon from Nina Ricci? May the manufacturer please not say that they were unaware of Nina Ricci's bottle design. I don't even wear perfume and saw the Twilight bottle and thought "Doesn't some other chick already use a...
I may not be a fan of all her headbands and sunglasses but I will say this: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden actually do stuff other than shop. We always see them being involved in different charities and that is so refreshing to see. They give back which goes a long way towards forgiving her accessories.
Pics of Nic and Joel today at a party hosted by Beyond Shelter at Magic Mountain. And listen, I know this is shallow while I'm applauding their philanthropy, but does anyone know where I...
"Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style - the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls - would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint."
Ann Coulter, referring to Michelle Obama, in her latest book titled Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and their Assault on America.
Ann Coulter makes me laugh. I know many people think she is a spiteful and hateful little wench. And she probably is. But she just doesn't have ...
Last week there was speculation that there was trouble between Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. They weren't wearing their rings and weren't being seen together. There is no quicker way to prompt ring wearing and public kissing photos than a story like that. Brad and Jen, Nick and Jessica, and Bennifer have all done this pre-emptive strike right before parting the best of friends.
And on cue, here's MarLo attending the inauguration of Puerto Rico's governor, Luis Fortuno. They are to...
Because when you break-up, it can get ugly. My husband knows he can never leave me for fear of the literary backlash.
Katy Perry and her boyfriend, Travis McCoy, have called it quits. Travis, the frontman for the band Gym Class Heroes, posted this on his blog. It's not actually his words and he doesn't give any credit but these are the lyrics to Looking at the Front Door by Main Source. And you know they are dedicated to her.
We fight every night, now that’s not kosher
I remin...
Ke
Some people nurse hangovers as the new year approaches and the more socially challenged people go mad dog crazy tagging all their belongings with a label maker. Whatever, don't judge me. Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford decided it was time to clean her own house and filed for divorce from her husband of two years Daniel Giersch. Irreconcilable differences, natch. But here's the thing: she's three months pregnant. So you know he did something bad. I'm sitting back now and ...