My daughter is really into dress-up. She's constantly scampering around the house in crowns and twirly ballerina dresses while whipping her magic wand within centimeters of my head, all in the name of spell casting. In addition, there are also reindeer antlers, butterfly wings and bunny ears kicking around my house. She's three; she's entitled.
Paris Hilton is almost twenty-eight and is so not entitled to be wearing fucking bunny ear hats and kitten paw mittens. Here's a good ...
There will be no risk of walking by a newsstand, glancing over, and being unknowingly exposed to this hellaciousness.
Mischa Barton is on the February cover of Germany's Maxim. I'm seriously considering moving to Germany as they obviously have photo-editing software that is superior to anything available in the United States. Have I just lost my mind or does she look...what's the word I'm looking for? Bearable? I have to post a public apology to our reader Glory for being a Misc...
Madonna's fling with model Jesus Luz didn't last long but he's trying to capitalize on his brief Golden Snatch foray.
All the major modeling agencies approached Luz after his two-week tryst with the Golden Snatch. He went with Ford Models. To give perspective, a year ago his show fee was $225 and now it is $135,000. What is it about this that would warrant such a raise in pay? I'm totally rethinking my Madonna bush embargo.
Above, Madonna wearing the remnants of her first Braz...
The Jonas Brothers have hired additional security to hold on to their boxer shorts. I hear this shit and seriously don't believe it, but reportedly, someone has been stealing the Jonas' underwear out of their suitcases and leaving notes behind that read "Your Undies Are Safe With Us...The Undies Snatchers!"
Are these people fucking kidding me? Now, provided that they show up on Ebay, I have to ask: Who the hell would want Joe Jonas' Underoos?...
Could Pamela Anderson have found the man she wants to spend the next moon phase with? She was spotted this weekend on a Malibu beach frolicking with her new mystery man and a wedgie.
Pam has lots going on this year and continues to wow me with both her beauty and brains. Not only is she in great shape and hoping to make her fourteenth appearance in Playboy this year, but in her continued work on behalf of PETA, she has explained animal population to authorities in India by informin...
It's an odd day in my world when any Kevin James movie outsells a Clint Eastwood film. However, I've long since abandoned my efforts of trying to understand the human race. Paul Blart: Mall Cop made $33.8M and is on target to do a total of $40M over the four day weekend. Even the president of worldwide distribution for Sony, Rory Bruer, is shocked; and that says something. Bruer said, "We were hopeful we could do in the range of $25 million for four days and that would have been a...
Katy Perry won the NRJ Music International Best Song of the Year award for I Kissed A Girl. If you are anything like me, you may be wondering what the NRJ Music Awards even are. Basically, it is yet another created excuse to have a fancy awards ceremony in an exotic location. NRJ radio listeners vote online for their favorite artists in different categories and then they have an awards show in France.
So, Katy won and accepted the award at the Cannes ceremony. It turns out, sh...
My daughter is really into dress-up. She's constantly scampering around the house in crowns and twirly ballerina dresses while whipping her magic wand within centimeters of my head, all in the name of spell casting. In addition, there are also reindeer antlers, butterfly wings and bunny ears kicking around my house. She's three; she's entitled.
Paris Hilton is almost twenty-eight and is so not entitled to be wearing fucking bunny ear hats and kitten paw mittens. Here's a good ...
There will be no risk of walking by a newsstand, glancing over, and being unknowingly exposed to this hellaciousness.
Mischa Barton is on the February cover of Germany's Maxim. I'm seriously considering moving to Germany as they obviously have photo-editing software that is superior to anything available in the United States. Have I just lost my mind or does she look...what's the word I'm looking for? Bearable? I have to post a public apology to our reader Glory for being a Misc...
Madonna's fling with model Jesus Luz didn't last long but he's trying to capitalize on his brief Golden Snatch foray.
All the major modeling agencies approached Luz after his two-week tryst with the Golden Snatch. He went with Ford Models. To give perspective, a year ago his show fee was $225 and now it is $135,000. What is it about this that would warrant such a raise in pay? I'm totally rethinking my Madonna bush embargo.
Above, Madonna wearing the remnants of her first Braz...
The Jonas Brothers have hired additional security to hold on to their boxer shorts. I hear this shit and seriously don't believe it, but reportedly, someone has been stealing the Jonas' underwear out of their suitcases and leaving notes behind that read "Your Undies Are Safe With Us...The Undies Snatchers!"
Are these people fucking kidding me? Now, provided that they show up on Ebay, I have to ask: Who the hell would want Joe Jonas' Underoos?...
Could Pamela Anderson have found the man she wants to spend the next moon phase with? She was spotted this weekend on a Malibu beach frolicking with her new mystery man and a wedgie.
Pam has lots going on this year and continues to wow me with both her beauty and brains. Not only is she in great shape and hoping to make her fourteenth appearance in Playboy this year, but in her continued work on behalf of PETA, she has explained animal population to authorities in India by informin...
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It's an odd day in my world when any Kevin James movie outsells a Clint Eastwood film. However, I've long since abandoned my efforts of trying to understand the human race. Paul Blart: Mall Cop made $33.8M and is on target to do a total of $40M over the four day weekend. Even the president of worldwide distribution for Sony, Rory Bruer, is shocked; and that says something. Bruer said, "We were hopeful we could do in the range of $25 million for four days and that would have been a...
Katy Perry won the NRJ Music International Best Song of the Year award for I Kissed A Girl. If you are anything like me, you may be wondering what the NRJ Music Awards even are. Basically, it is yet another created excuse to have a fancy awards ceremony in an exotic location. NRJ radio listeners vote online for their favorite artists in different categories and then they have an awards show in France.
So, Katy won and accepted the award at the Cannes ceremony. It turns out, sh...