When you are as relevant as 90210 actor Ryan Eggold, you don't need to be weighed down by award show day rituals such as shaving and dressing. Sean Penn and Brad Pitt do, but not Ryan Eggold.
The day after award shows feels like the day after a primary. I must look at all the data and analyze what went right and wrong. You know I have a thing for dresses. The one thing I realized almost immediately, is that many stylists started throwing afterthought asymetric straps on dresses the mo...
"The publicity machine is out of control. It's everything we didn't sign up for. There's this whole other entity that you get sucked into. You have to go and sell your wares. It's something I never made my peace with. Somehow you're not supporting your film if you don't get on a show and talk about your personal life. It has nothing to do with why I do this."
Brad Pitt, causing me immense relief by not discussing Jennifer Aniston in any way, shape or form in a Newsweek interview.
I'll add...
Didn't I tell you Oprah was the shit? Did I not just say that Oprah was serious upper-echelon status? I must have had a premonition. Beet and Soleil may have the stripper names around here, but I am totally the site psychic.
The Huffington Post just reported that disgraced Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich, was considering nominating Oprah for Obama's vacated Senate seat. Really. This woman can't pick a memoirist capable of passing a lie detector test; I'm thinking daily contact wi...
The President and First Lady are at Oprah status right now. You do not want to piss them off.
Ty Inc., in the age-honored tradition of increasing sales via controversy, has introduced two homely little dolls named Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia. They have dark coloring and share the names of the first daughters, but according to Ty's PR flack, they aren't modeled after the Obama girls. Sigh.
Needless to say, the First Family is not amused. Press secretary Katie McCormick Lelyveld ...
She was once America's sweetheart, hawking boxed perfume gift sets and buffalo wings to the masses; now we find her wearing mom jeans and back fat, belting out her country tunes at a local chili fest. Jess was the featured act this weekend at 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook-Off.
It's time for a comeback. And a Pilates class.
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Looks like the lovebirds may be back on, if they were even off to begin with, and they owe it all to Obama. Sam Ronson, working as the DJ at the Declare Yourself event in Washington D.C., is hanging in the booth with Linds. Witnesses say that they are very much together as they appear at various pre-inaugural events and celebrations.
I, for one, am glad to hear that the dramz is not over just yet. Whew, national crisis averted. Thanks Obama!...
The pressure was too much! Those aggressive soccer moms are not to be trifled with. Brit is going to record a new version of If You Seek Amy titled If You See Amy. Personally, I think it should be If You See Amy (tell her I want to fuck her), but whatever.
My two cents: Once you start letting the public dictate your content, it's all downhill. Do you think this re-record is a good idea or does it compromise her creative integrity?
Above, Brit in her (hopefully) pre-Seeking Amy days....
Some dudes in England, and by "dudes" I mean "idiots, have come up with a mathematical formulation that pinpoints today, January 19th as the most depressing day of the year. Components of the formula include the economy, holiday bills and the fact that it's a Monday. They predicted that up to 25% of the British workforce might call in sick to work today. You know what depresses me? That I can never get back the thirty-seven seconds I lost reading about these fuckwits. Sorry to share the misery, but it is Blue Monday and I don't want to be alone.
How can we combat this perfect storm of malaise? I feel so...so powerless. />Some dudes in England, and by "dudes" I mean "idiots, have come up with a mathematical formulation that pinpoints today, January 19th as the most depressing day of the year. Components of the formula include the economy, holiday bills and the fact that it's a Monday. They predicted that up to 25% of the British workforce might call in sick to work today. You know what depresses me? That I can never get back the thirty-seven seconds I lost reading about these fuckwits. Sorry to share ...
Tom Cruise was in South Korea over the weekend promoting his film, Valkyrie. "I've always wanted to kill Hitler. As a child, I used to wonder why someone didn't stand up and kill him," Cruise told reporters. If his mother loved him, she could have saved him a lot of angst by letting him know that the reason no one stood up and killed Hitler was because he already did himself the favor seventeen years before Cruise was born.
Since my childhood aspirations didn't extend much past con...
Whitney appeared at the 2nd Annual BET Honors Show this weekend looking fanfuckingtastic!
And I don't mean to be insensitive, but wasn't Queen Latifah announced as the new Jenny Craig spokesmodel, like, over a year ago? She was all over my television telling me how she was going to eat pre-packaged crap and get to the ever-ambiguous "healthy weight". Uh, did she eat all the pre-packaged crap at once? I only ask because Queen L 2009 looks exactly like Queen L 2008 and Queen L 2007. O...
When you are as relevant as 90210 actor Ryan Eggold, you don't need to be weighed down by award show day rituals such as shaving and dressing. Sean Penn and Brad Pitt do, but not Ryan Eggold.
The day after award shows feels like the day after a primary. I must look at all the data and analyze what went right and wrong. You know I have a thing for dresses. The one thing I realized almost immediately, is that many stylists started throwing afterthought asymetric straps on dresses the mo...
Last night, Katie Holmes had the honor of presenting the SAG Award for Male Actor in a Leading Role to Sean Penn.
SAG Award dresses need to be discussed in detail. But for the moment, I need someone to set me straight on why beautiful Katie is wearing that shapeless, drab, nun-gone-bad get up that highlights nothing except her deflated water balloons. Oh, right, because she's married to Tom Cruise. That vampire role was the best he was ever cast; he sucks the beauty and life out of ev...
"The publicity machine is out of control. It's everything we didn't sign up for. There's this whole other entity that you get sucked into. You have to go and sell your wares. It's something I never made my peace with. Somehow you're not supporting your film if you don't get on a show and talk about your personal life. It has nothing to do with why I do this."
Brad Pitt, causing me immense relief by not discussing Jennifer Aniston in any way, shape or form in a Newsweek interview.
I'll add...
Didn't I tell you Oprah was the shit? Did I not just say that Oprah was serious upper-echelon status? I must have had a premonition. Beet and Soleil may have the stripper names around here, but I am totally the site psychic.
The Huffington Post just reported that disgraced Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich, was considering nominating Oprah for Obama's vacated Senate seat. Really. This woman can't pick a memoirist capable of passing a lie detector test; I'm thinking daily contact wi...
The President and First Lady are at Oprah status right now. You do not want to piss them off.
Ty Inc., in the age-honored tradition of increasing sales via controversy, has introduced two homely little dolls named Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia. They have dark coloring and share the names of the first daughters, but according to Ty's PR flack, they aren't modeled after the Obama girls. Sigh.
Needless to say, the First Family is not amused. Press secretary Katie McCormick Lelyveld ...
She was once America's sweetheart, hawking boxed perfume gift sets and buffalo wings to the masses; now we find her wearing mom jeans and back fat, belting out her country tunes at a local chili fest. Jess was the featured act this weekend at 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook-Off.
It's time for a comeback. And a Pilates class.
[gallery]...
Looks like the lovebirds may be back on, if they were even off to begin with, and they owe it all to Obama. Sam Ronson, working as the DJ at the Declare Yourself event in Washington D.C., is hanging in the booth with Linds. Witnesses say that they are very much together as they appear at various pre-inaugural events and celebrations.
I, for one, am glad to hear that the dramz is not over just yet. Whew, national crisis averted. Thanks Obama!...
The pressure was too much! Those aggressive soccer moms are not to be trifled with. Brit is going to record a new version of If You Seek Amy titled If You See Amy. Personally, I think it should be If You See Amy (tell her I want to fuck her), but whatever.
My two cents: Once you start letting the public dictate your content, it's all downhill. Do you think this re-record is a good idea or does it compromise her creative integrity?
Above, Brit in her (hopefully) pre-Seeking Amy days....
Tom Cruise was in South Korea over the weekend promoting his film, Valkyrie. "I've always wanted to kill Hitler. As a child, I used to wonder why someone didn't stand up and kill him," Cruise told reporters. If his mother loved him, she could have saved him a lot of angst by letting him know that the reason no one stood up and killed Hitler was because he already did himself the favor seventeen years before Cruise was born.
Since my childhood aspirations didn't extend much past con...
Whitney appeared at the 2nd Annual BET Honors Show this weekend looking fanfuckingtastic!
And I don't mean to be insensitive, but wasn't Queen Latifah announced as the new Jenny Craig spokesmodel, like, over a year ago? She was all over my television telling me how she was going to eat pre-packaged crap and get to the ever-ambiguous "healthy weight". Uh, did she eat all the pre-packaged crap at once? I only ask because Queen L 2009 looks exactly like Queen L 2008 and Queen L 2007. O...