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Mitch Winehouse Likes Daughter’s Boobs

57966753amywinehouse1021200931512PM Imagine someone asking your dad how you are doing.  Imagine your dad exclaiming that you're well and that your boobs look great.  Now silently thank the universe that Mitch Winehouse is not your dad. Amy Winehouse's father has been one chatty chap this week.  Earlier in the week, he testified to Parliament that he feels rehab is a waste when it is offered to addicts that are facing criminal charges.  It's an ironic viewpoint since rehab is exactly what has kept his own darling daughter out of...

It’s Over! Part 2!

999965rosieodonnell1021200925536PM I may be a bit ahead of myself.  According to Rosie O'Donnell, things aren't "over" exactly, but wife Kelli Carpenter O'Donnell and Rosie are having some problems that they're trying to work out. Confession time:  I read Rosie's blog just about every day.  She answers fan questions and for months now, there hasn't been a whole lot of mention of Kelli.  And in the instances where someone has outright asked her about the status of her marriage, she has been veeeeeerrrrrryyyyyy vague.  Back...

Carnie Wilson: Unstapled

Carnie Wilson I wanted to name this piece "Carnie Wilson:  Whored On For One More Day" but I didn't know if you'd all get my Wilson Phillips lyric reference.  OMG, how completely condescending and infantilizing of me!  I didn't know if you'd get it?  That was such an Oprah moment and I'm so, so sorry. Anyway, Carnie is appearing in a new reality show for GSN that's going by the unfortunate title of Carnie Wilson:  Unstapled.  It will be a documentary-style program that will follow Carnie on her journ...

The Quotables That Will Most Likely Get Bronson Pinchot Sued

58150276tomcruise10212009104041AM "We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, 'You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?' I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, 'It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.' Very, very strange. Years and years later when people started to torment him with that, I used to think 'God, that’s reall...

Suzanne Somers Continues to Share Her Medical Knowledge

57882761suzannesomers1021200995346AM Last month Suzanne Somers was flapping her over-inflated lips -- and speaking of huge lips, nice jeans Suzanne! -- about Patrick Swayze and how chemotherapy basically killed him.  It's no surprise that she has a book out this month (her 19th), "Knockout", which is about seeking alternative methods to treating cancer. It's great that Suzanne Somers wants to explore non-traditional approaches to deal with her own health.  But she also claims that chemotherapy isn't effective in treating lung and breast cancer.  Somers survived breast cancer after a lumpec...

New New Moon Clip

For all you Twihards, here's the one-minute clip of New Moon that hit the 'net today.  You can download it for free on iTunes or just watch it right here.  I figured Beet would enjoy the first ten seconds since it's a brief intro done by her future bedmate Taylor Lautner.  Personally, I don't see the appeal, but I've got a thing for Stephen Colbert so ... probably not a good judge....

Big Brother Winner’s Unfortunate Investment

51842093adamjasinski1020200953216PM If he hadn't been arrested and if he wasn't facing two decades in the slammer and a million bucks in fines, this would have been an ingenious plan.  Adam Jasinski, the 2008 Big Brother winner was arrested Saturday in North Reading, Massachusetts after trying to sell 2,000 oxycodone pills to a government witness. Jasinski had a brilliant plan.  He took his $500,000 in Big Brother winnings and invested; he bought a shit-load of drugs to resell at a profit.  Brills!  Well, brills until the DEA got involved. Sounds like Adam didn't u...

Adam Lambert Pays Attention to Details

Screen shot 2009-10-20 at 4.28.02 PM American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert granted a pretty lengthy interview to Details magazine in which he dished every detail about losing his virginity (he was 21), his drug use (he did a lot) and where he's headed now (fame, baby). I've been reading about Ram Dass -- he wrote "Be Here Now" -- lately.  He received real clarity about his life and its direction after using 'shrooms and LSD.  Turns out, Adam had a similar experience with acid.  I am getting some of those hallucinogens as soon ...

Rihanna’s New Song Cures a Nation of Insomniacs

The wait might be ova, but I'd be fine if it wasn't.  Rihanna's new single "Russian Roulette" dropped -- take a listen. It's no coincidence that this song is titled after a game that's all about potentially shooting yourself.  It's that boring.  Like, you don't want to be listening to this song if you are driving because you could end up on someone's lawn Billy Joel style before you know it.  It'll put you to sleep ...a melodic Unisom, if you will. Overdramatizing?  Probably.  And I know it's n...

Lindsay Stares in Face of Donatella Versace, Sees Own Future

17004290lindsaylohan1020200922212PM Linds and Donatella Versace cuddled at the Whitney Museum gala last night in New York City.  Donatella is a walking, talking representation of a more mature Lindsay.  All LL needs to do is stare into the unmoving face of Donatella to see her own fate as it will occur in about three years.  Neutral dress?  Check.  Scarecrow hair?  Check.  Paralyzed facial muscles?  Check.  Long-standing love of coke?  Check.  Huge career in fashion?  Eh, maybe not. More pics in the gallery of t...
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