Remember the California baby factory who just gave birth to octuplets? More information is now being released about the family and it's scary. Like, flip your uterus inside out scary. I feel like I'm being Punk'd hearing about these people; is this even real?
The mom is thirty-three, unmarried and lives with her parents. She has six other children, including a set of twins, that are seven, six, five, three and two. Fourteen children under the age of eight. And the mother's father is headed to Iraq to work as a contractor so he can help support this mess o' children. I hope his annual salary is, like, $450,000.
Do you think this woman is the reproductive equivalent of a plastic surgery addict? Maybe she's maxed out all her credit cards on IVF attempts and she's still planning on more.
Do you think one woman and her mom are enough to raise fourteen children that are no more than seven years apart? Even with all the free diapers, vacations and college educations that will be thrown at these kids, can they ever get sufficient individual attention and care? The answer is no.
Kate Gosselin must be racing to the fertility clinic right now and begging the doctor to load her up. But seriously, she's got nothing to worry about. This crazy lady is going to need her own station. />Remember the California baby factory who just gave birth to octuplets? More information is now being released about the family and it's scary. Like, flip your uterus inside out scary. I feel like I'm being Punk'd hearing about these people; is this even real?
The mom is thirty-three, unmarried and lives with her parents. She has six other children, including a set of twins, that are seven, six, five, three and two. Fourteen children under the age of eight. And the mother's father i...
With that said, after seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay's freedom from SaMANtha's bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay"s life, things have taken a dark turn. Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!
/>Remember that truce that Michael Lohan called for? The one where he was going to shut the fuck up and stop trashing his daughter to the media?
Well, he's back at it again. To the strains of "How To Save A Life", his newest blog begs everyone to intervene in an effort to save his daughter from the sinister Samantha Ronson. Personally, I'd like to beg Michael Lohan to take his computer and pitch it out the nearest window. He even has candid paparazzi pics posted of Lindsay and Ali tryin...
While totally sober Amy Winehouse continues to fuck and fucking annoy all the tourists in the Caribbean, her home in Camden was burgled. According to police, the robbers stole guitars and recording equipment and left the scene before the police arrived.
According to her rep, Amy is very upset over the theft. Of course she is; those valuables would have brought her lots of drug money, you know, when she pawned them. Looks like she was beat to the punch.
Question: why are people still t...
I think the writers over at Page Six have officially lost their minds. They did a photo gallery titled "50 Fat Celebrities". So, I took a look, and sandwiched in among the likes of Kirstie Alley and Kathy Bates is Elisha Cuthbert. You know, the hot, blond chick from 24? I mean, did they just hit a point where they couldn't think of anyone else so they just threw in some random picture? Dudes, how about Raven Fucking Symone? Raven I Love My Curves Symone dodged this bullet and Cuthber...
After his last bout with pneumonia, Patrick Swayze has decided to stop all chemotherapy. According to his doctors, he made the decision after being told that he is out of options. The goal now will be to keep him comfortable through palliative care. A friend of Swayze's said, "Patrick regards himself as a cowboy, and is determined to die with his boots on and no regrets."
The average person diagnosed with his type of pancreatic cancer dies within six months of diagnosis; Swayze has ma...
I've had it. I know we're supposed to conserve and reuse but I still get aggravated that I now have to ask for the little cardboard collar on my Starbucks cup so that I don't burn off my fingerprints while drinking my Tall. Though I understand the merits of recycling, I don't want it to apply to my morning beverage and I don't want it to apply to my entertainment. Selfish, I know.
It's bad enough that I've had to suffer through the movie remakes of bad seventies shows such as Charlie's Angels and Starsky and Hutch. And I am trying, unsuccessfully, to work towards acceptance of eighties videos being transformed into Broadway shows.
Now, NBC is doing a television series called Parenthood. Does this sound at all familiar? It should. Parenthood was a 1989 movie starring Steve Martin. That movie resulted in a short-lived 1990 television series spin-off with Ed Begley, Jr. You may not remember the show because it was on for, like, twelve minutes. And now that's being remade. Again. A remake remake.
I have a message for all these nostalgic, retro-happy, fresh out of ideas Hollywood execs: Einstein's definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Just think about it. />I've had it. I know we're supposed to conserve and reuse but I still get aggravated that I now have to ask for the little cardboard collar on my Starbucks cup so that I don't burn off my fingerprints while drinking my Tall. Though I understand the merits of recycling, I don't want it to apply to my morning beverage and I don't want it to apply to my entertainment. Selfish, I know.
It's bad enough that I've had to suffer through the movie remakes of bad seventies shows such as Charlie's Angels and S...
Sarah Palin's niece auctioned a pair of shoes that Auntie wore while on the campaign trail; they sold for $2025 on Ebay. Who knew the provenance of Sarah Palin's GOP foot sweat was so desirable? Palin has repeatedly stated that she felt she was under constant attack during the days leading up to the direction. If you'd like the sanitized version (and who wouldn't?), you can buy the same Naughty Monkey shoes here new for ninety bucks.
As a related tip during these tough economic times...
If you are one of those Twilight freaks, you better find a new fix. Stephenie Meyer has stopped working on the fifth installment in the series, Midnight Sun, after it was leaked on the internet.
Meyer wrote on her website, “I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on ‘Midnight Sun,’ so it is on hold indefinitely." She also posted the incomplete draft that found its way to the net so that her readers could see the transcript without feeling guilty(?). “I’d...
That sound you hear is the theater community heaving a collective sigh of relief. Michael Jackson's Broadway Thriller production might not happen.
John Landis, the director of the 1982 Thriller video, also known as Michael Jackson's last friend, is suing him for unpaid royalties. Landis has been a public supporter of Jackson through it all; the boys and the bleach, the lawsuits and surgical masks. It's been twenty-seven years though, and he wants his money. Now, he has filed addition...
Remember that truce that Michael Lohan called for? The one where he was going to shut the fuck up and stop trashing his daughter to the media?
Well, he's back at it again. To the strains of "How To Save A Life", his newest blog begs everyone to intervene in an effort to save his daughter from the sinister Samantha Ronson. Personally, I'd like to beg Michael Lohan to take his computer and pitch it out the nearest window. He even has candid paparazzi pics posted of Lindsay and Ali trying on clothes in a store; a total increase in his creep factor.
Linds is going to pitch a fit when she finds out about this which will then result in Whackadaddy taking it down, so here is the text in its formatting hell entirety:
Like I said in the past, "if I see or hear of anyone or anything causing harm or is seen as a threat to my children," I will speak about it, and do anything I can to try to intervene regardless of the repercussions on me.
While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston.
Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay"s presence? Did SaMANtha's fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren't because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?!
When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn't happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it?
Well, as you can see, I'm not going to sit back and let it slide.
I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.
Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha.
"It’s Gordon… Gordon Ramsay?"
Paris Hilton in response to the question "Who is the Prime Minister of the UK?" Yes, Paris, very good. Gordon Ramsay, as PM of the UK, awards Michelin stars to distinguished British military personnel too....
OK! has written an entire article based on this photograph. Like me, they totally diagnose celebrities as pregnant based solely on pictures. Ultrasounds are, like, so unnecessary nowadays. It's clear Katie Holmes is pregnant based on the fact that Tom Cruise has his hand on her stomach. I made a similar prediction a couple weeks ago based on Nicole Richie looking jubilant and announcement making-ish.
Actually, the hand on stomach is a Hollywood thing. When I was pregnant, my hus...