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Kid Rock Balks At Being Required To Work For Two Weeks Like A Common Person

56124743kidrock25200990106am Kid Rock is whining because community service isn't going the way he thinks it should.  He was sentenced to eighty hours of community service after his Waffle House melee back in 2007.  Since then, he has done charity events for autism, AIDS and war veterans organizations and feels that those efforts should be applied towards his time.  Instead, he's been assigned to clerical work and snow removal in his home state of Michigan. Here's the thing-community service is punishment.  It isn't Clu...

Miley Wasn’t Making Fun Of Goofy Looking Asians

miley_face1 Miley has posted an explanation of this picture on her blog.  Turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding.  She wasn't making fun of Asian people; she was just making goofy faces.  And the only reason we even care about her making slanted eye faces is because Britney is doing better now.  Seems perfectly logical to me. I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and t...

Can I Somehow Get Involved In Selling Tickets Or Working The Concession Stand Or Something For The Beyonce Smackdown? I’m Willing To Help In Any Way.

Oh.  Hell.  Yes.  During a Seattle concert a few nights ago, Etta James said what I've needed to hear for so long now.  She can't stand Beyonce.  The relief is so immense for me to learn that I am not alone; it comes over me in waves.  Speaking of waves of pleasure, the clip above is from the concert.  Yeah, you have to look at annoying ads, but it's totally worth the aural orgasm you will surely experience in multiples.  I don't know if she downed a few Sidecars before she went on st...

Lynne Spears Isn’t Done Cashing In On Her Kids

935349britneyspears242009111544am-1 The book was not a huge hit.  This hasn't deterred Lynne Spears from shopping around for a deal to bring her Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World masterpiece to film. Can we talk casting?  The main characters are Lynne, Jamie, Brit, Jamie Lynn, K-Fed, Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib and a pink wig.  What actors possess the talent and depth needed to navigate these complicated roles?  Is there any earthly being that could fill Britney's flip-flops?  I'm no...

Joaquin Phoenix Confirms He’s Laughable Despite What His Knuckles Say.

56095752joaquinphoenix242009105021am A few weekends ago, after this performance, the media and blogs started reporting that Joaquin Phoenix's transition from acting to music was some sort of Andy Kaufman-like hoax.  I didn't write about it because I knew it was his PR team doing spin.  You just know there were closed door conversations that sounded like "He's so bad-we have to tell everyone it was a joke we were doing for a documentary." Phoenix now confirms that he's just really, really bad.  I, for one, am glad he's talking...

Quotables

11226774stephenking24200995251am "Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. ... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good." Stephen King discussing authors he likes and, obviously, devastated authors he doesn't like. Can someone explain this to me?  I didn't read the Twilight series and really have no intention to.  Vampires never did it for me.  But everyone around me raves about how great they are-the book...

Brief Note. Huge Sigh Of Relief.

Update:  Erykah Badu named her Tweeted baby Mars Merkaba, not Twitty Milk.  I had a few sources that reported that horrible TM name and believed it.  I think I've been reading this Hollywood crap too long because the Twitty Milk name seemed totally plausible.  Sigh.  Moving on... />...

Carnie Wilson: Singer, Mother, Game Show Host

15289445carniewilson24200974809am Carnie Wilson is set to host the newest incarnation of The Newlywed Game.  About the new GSN gig, Carnie said, "My personality and energy is perfect for something like this. First of all, I'm married, and I loved watching The Newlywed Game when I was younger. I watched it all the time. I always hoped the couples would start fighting."  Being married and finding joy in watching conflict ensue is the criteria that makes her "perfect" for hosting The Newlywed Game?  Hire me!  And seriously,...

Hilary Duff Tries To Be Snarky

"I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don't even know who she is, so you know, uh, I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too." Clip 1:  Hilary Duff trying to be all badass and dismissive in response to Faye Dunaway's statement that, in regards to the cast of the Bonnie and Clyde remake, Duff was not "a real actress." Clip 2:  Listen here Lizzie McGuire, I don't know how to break this to you but, uh, you look a lot like a young...

Jonas Exes Unite!

taylormiley2 Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are slated to sing Swift's Fifteen at this weekend's Grammys.  Taylor told Ryan Secrest, "We were trying to figure out different things that would be cool. We all kind of agreed, 'Wouldn't it be cool if Miley was up there too and we're singing together?' And we're excited about it." Miley admitted that when she was young, you know, fifteen, she thought she knew everything.  Now that she is experiencing all the wisdom that comes with sixteen, she has just taken to off...

Erykah Badu Has An Online Birth Experience

15524462erykahbadu232009105619am Erykah Badu welcomed her third child into the world yesterday.  Her daughter joins Erykah's other two, also fathered by rappers children, Puma and Seven.  Badu and the new baby's daddy, rapper Jay Electronica, Twittered (Tweeted?) along the way with updates such as, "Morning, I'm in labor," "Everybody stand back.  No hospitals.  No doctors.  No medicine.  We're waiting for the midwife to show," and "Feb. 1 2009 my first child, my daughter born at 130 PM exactly. It's the happiest day o...
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