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Apparently You Just Are That Into The Movie Everyone Said Was Going To Suck

16519901hjntiycast29200982408am He's Just Not That Into You took the number one spot at the movies this weekend with a $27.5M haul.  I guarantee that it will be number one next weekend too.  Women will flood the theaters after not landing a Valentine's Day date with the object of their affection.  May this be a good lesson:  If you are watching Drew Barrymore movies on February 14th instead of getting laid, he's just not that into you.  Are we clear now? May I share my own HJNTIY story?  Five years ago, Valentine's...

Usher’s Wife In Midst Of Plastic Surgery Nightmare

56418679usher29200975644am Usher cancelled his scheduled Saturday night appearance at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy celebration due to a serious family emergency.  As it turns out, the crisis stems from plastic surgery gone wrong. Usher's wife, Tameka, underwent some sort of plastic surgery procedure in Brazil.  Since she popped out two kids in thirteen months, I'm voting tummy tuck, boob lift, lipo...oh screw it, full body overhaul.  Anyway, Usher has travelled to South America as well as Cedars-Sinai neurosurgeon, Gabriel Hunt...

Dancing With The Stars Cast Revealed

51328997stevewozniak29200972040am Last night, ABC revealed the majority of the lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.  The network didn't just release the names; they did this whole ridiculous, clue-giving, suspense thing throughout the hour during Extreme Home Makeover commercial breaks.  Are people really hanging on the edge of their sectionals, eyes glued to the screen, anxiously awaiting these announcements?  Unlike seasons past, I had actually heard of most of these, um, stars. Contestants include Jewe...

Christian Bale Apology

Christian Bale finally apologized for his tirade against the lighting guy on the Terminator:  Salvation set.  Whatever, dude.  He wasn't so broken up about the burden of being a movie star until this all hit the media. It’s been a miserable week for me. I know I have a pottymouth, everybody knows that now. I have no confusion whatsoever. I was out of order beyond belief, I was way out of order. I acted like a punk, I regret that and there is nobody that has heard that tape that has been h...

Jessica Simpson Had A Bad Day

Remember when Jessica Simpson could sing? Me neither. Last night she opened for Rascal Flatts in Grand Rapids, Michigan and kind of fell apart. She forgot the words to her own song, "Come on Over". As she began her last number, she told the audience that she felt like walking off the stage. And when she finally did walk off stage, she was wiping tears from her eyes.  So sad. Boyfriend Tony Romo missed his flight to meet her which probably threw her totally off course. Or, she lost the key to the minibar in her room. Alright, alright.....

Quotables AKA Hollywood Is Completely Bitchy This Week

2318877seanpenn262009105619am "People are spending too much time modeling for some fucking clothing company instead of acting, and I resent it.  It's like, 'Are you going to do the Chanel ad today? I thought you were in the middle of shooting a fucking movie.'" Sean Penn in a Rolling Stone interview, expressing his disgust towards actors who aren't focused on their craft.  Pictured above, receiving his Oscar a few years back from Nicole Kidman, his co-star in the 2005 movie The Interpreter.  Oh, and former Chanel m...

Hayden Panettiere Continues Her Underage Bar Tour

12191633haydenpanettiere26200994411am1 It looks like Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimigla, the couple with the most obnoxiously difficult names to pronounce, are ovah.  According to this dude, Hayden was at Crown Bar making out with Jesse McCartney.  Not just making out, but, like, foreplaying (I bet you didn't know foreplay could be verbed).  Ever the consummated professional, she did pause to sign autographs.  Can you imagine being the fan that interrupts that action?  "Uh, excuse me...Hayden?  Hi, I'm Suzi and I was just wonderi...

Taylor Swift Will Go Completely Alanis Morissette on You if You Cross Her

15778292taylorswift26200992105am Taylor Swift tells it like it is in the March issue of Self magazine.  If you don't want to end up in unflattering lyric, don't screw with Tay. "If you don't want me to write bad songs about you, then don't do bad things," Swift, 19, tells Self magazine in its March issue. She lives by that simple mantra – and a commitment to writing honest songs. "I don't think honesty is ever something you should regret," Swift says. "I figure if I'm going to cover things up and try to hide the way I feel and try to be ...

Today In Backpedal

56257305ettajames25200973506am1 Ugh.  I was really hoping this wouldn't happen.  Etta James issued a sorta apology for the comments she made about Beyonce. James told the New York Daily News, "I didn't really mean anything.  Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude...That's probably what went into it.  Nobody was getting mad at me in Seattle.  They were all laughing, and it was funny."   She shared that her pre-song commentary didn't come "from a vicious place" and also that she wasn't too concerned about offending President Obama.  "He's got other stuff [to worry about] besides Etta James." When asked if she felt th...

Ahhh…Everything Is Normal Again

mischashorts2 I've really been struggling because Mischa Barton has been showing up all over hell looking, well, decent.  Oh, more than decent, really.  She's been strolling around Paris in haute couture looking-attractive?  Just saying that sentence makes me feel like I've spit in the face of all I hold to be absolute truth. So seeing Mischa Fierce leaving Bardot nightclub donning Citizens of Humanity cut-offs with ripped leggings, Kurt Cobain flannel, studded belt and a Boy George hat really brings ...

Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?

16523001fergie25200994235am What do you think of Fergie's look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn't know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress. Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keys...
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