Good Morning! See? Someone is always having a worse day than you are. We stumble, we fall. The entire world sees our wedgie. We smile and recover. The runway is such a euphemism for life.
It's Fashion Week; Fifteen-year-old model, Monika "Jac" Jagaciak, handled this tumble with aplomb at the Hervé Leger show.
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The beautiful and always fashion forward Mischa Barton, as a streetwalker walking the streets of New York. Isn't she super fab? Great shoes!
Please. The traffic cone has better fashion sense than she does.
Sweet Jesus, I hate her. But you guys already know that. What do you think of her get-up?...
Despite my deep personal belief that it's all a sham, Marc Anthony and J. Lo appeared as happy and in love as ever at Anthony's Madison Square Garden Valentine's Day concert. They even terrified their Dragon Tales, Max and Emme, by bringing them onstage to be greeted by thousands of screaming fans. My two-year-old can't handle the lady at the deli offering him cheese. I can't even fathom how he'd react to seeing himself on a Jumbotron.
I have a personal policy not to make fun of chil...
Lindsay looks perfectly healthy at yesterday's Matthew Williamson store opening. Wasn't she too sick to fulfill one of her obligations just this weekend? She recovered so quickly! Man, Lindsay gets the best over the counter and prescribed drugs ever. Linds, share! I've been sick for five days now.
Miraculous pictures in gallery-standing next to Rachel Zoe actually makes Linds look like she has body fat.
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"Parents should say, 'Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think.'"
The wildly intelligent Lily Allen, the last person that I'll be taking parenting advice from, enlightening the masses in a Revu interview. I want to tell Lily and all her followers this: you can't approach the topic of heroin with your children in the same fashion you approach, say, broccoli.
Allen's spokesperson was quick to ...
Reports are flying all over the place that Kate Moss is three months pregnant by boyfriend Jamie Hince. The only glimmer of hope that this isn't true is that this news item is being sourced from a News Of The World article that confirms her spermination.
Kate did go on a beer bender at a recent Roberto Cavalli photo shoot. She showed up two hours late for the shoot, downed beer after beer while getting hair and makeup done, and walked out as soon as the session was over. What does all this mean? Well, hopefully it means that she's...
Salma Hayek and father of her tri-lingual ghost hunter baby, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, married on Valentine's Day in City Hall located in central Paris.
Though the couple split last summer, they were soon seen spending time together again, fueling reconciliation rumors. Sounds like rich Gucci guy came up with a pre-nup that Salma and wondertot Valentina could live with. With an estimated $16.9B fortune at stake, I certainly hope so!
Best of luck to the happy couple!...
Lucie J. Kim has filed suit in Superior Court against Miley Cyrus, on behalf of every Asian Pacific Islander in Los Angeles County. This is just the newest development in Slantgate. Kim is asking for the minimum amount that can be awarded for a civil rights violation-$4,000 for each person. That totals FOUR BILLION DOLLARS.
Kim isn't swayed by Miley's "aw, shucks, I'm just a young'un, ya'll know I love you and Jesus," apology and feels that Cyrus is on the same maturity level as Pari...
I think it's only fair that I warn you of my current frame of mind; I just spent the morning on the phone fighting with the IRS.
Having said that, I hate Mischa Barton. Have I mentioned this before? I guess you could say she is my Mandy Moore. Like, she was doing okay for a minute, where she wasn't looking totally horrible. I knew I'd be karmically punished if I said nice things about her and sure enough, I was. Hellloooooo IRS. So, I'm back on track now and willing to repay my ...
Since we know Beet despises Mandy Moore with the heat of a thousand suns, and she probably spontaneously combusted when she heard the news, I'll take this one.
Mandy Moore is now engaged to on and off musician boyfriend, Ryan Adams. They dated, broke up, she re-hooked up with DJ AM after his near-fatal plane crash. Moore and Adams broke up the first time because he claimed to be allergic to the paparazzi. I'm not sure what's changed but now they are back on in a big, marrying sort of way.
Congrats ...
Nicollette Sheridan, the primary reason to watch Desperate Housewives, is out. Her last episode airs in April and the season ends in May. No word yet on who will sleep with every husband on Wisteria Lane now.
Any ideas on a replacement for DH? I don't even know what else is on. Maybe I should start getting into football. Oh, wait....
"Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her."
Terrence Howard's commentary to Hollywood TV regarding (alleged!) abuser Chris Brown. You know what? I can pretty much confidently state that a guy who chokes you into unconsciousness while vowing to kill you, does not love you. His statement just reinforces the sick, "He only does it because he loves me so much," mindset of an abused woman.
To give you some insight into this man's mental health, other Terr...
Good Morning! See? Someone is always having a worse day than you are. We stumble, we fall. The entire world sees our wedgie. We smile and recover. The runway is such a euphemism for life.
It's Fashion Week; Fifteen-year-old model, Monika "Jac" Jagaciak, handled this tumble with aplomb at the Hervé Leger show.
[gallery]...
The beautiful and always fashion forward Mischa Barton, as a streetwalker walking the streets of New York. Isn't she super fab? Great shoes!
Please. The traffic cone has better fashion sense than she does.
Sweet Jesus, I hate her. But you guys already know that. What do you think of her get-up?...
Despite my deep personal belief that it's all a sham, Marc Anthony and J. Lo appeared as happy and in love as ever at Anthony's Madison Square Garden Valentine's Day concert. They even terrified their Dragon Tales, Max and Emme, by bringing them onstage to be greeted by thousands of screaming fans. My two-year-old can't handle the lady at the deli offering him cheese. I can't even fathom how he'd react to seeing himself on a Jumbotron.
I have a personal policy not to make fun of chil...
Lindsay looks perfectly healthy at yesterday's Matthew Williamson store opening. Wasn't she too sick to fulfill one of her obligations just this weekend? She recovered so quickly! Man, Lindsay gets the best over the counter and prescribed drugs ever. Linds, share! I've been sick for five days now.
Miraculous pictures in gallery-standing next to Rachel Zoe actually makes Linds look like she has body fat.
[gallery]...
"Parents should say, 'Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think.'"
The wildly intelligent Lily Allen, the last person that I'll be taking parenting advice from, enlightening the masses in a Revu interview. I want to tell Lily and all her followers this: you can't approach the topic of heroin with your children in the same fashion you approach, say, broccoli.
Allen's spokesperson was quick to ...
Reports are flying all over the place that Kate Moss is three months pregnant by boyfriend Jamie Hince. The only glimmer of hope that this isn't true is that this news item is being sourced from a News Of The World article that confirms her spermination.
Kate did go on a beer bender at a recent Roberto Cavalli photo shoot. She showed up two hours late for the shoot, downed beer after beer while getting hair and makeup done, and walked out as soon as the session was over. What does all this mean? Well, hopefully it means that she's...
Salma Hayek and father of her tri-lingual ghost hunter baby, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, married on Valentine's Day in City Hall located in central Paris.
Though the couple split last summer, they were soon seen spending time together again, fueling reconciliation rumors. Sounds like rich Gucci guy came up with a pre-nup that Salma and wondertot Valentina could live with. With an estimated $16.9B fortune at stake, I certainly hope so!
Best of luck to the happy couple!...
Lucie J. Kim has filed suit in Superior Court against Miley Cyrus, on behalf of every Asian Pacific Islander in Los Angeles County. This is just the newest development in Slantgate. Kim is asking for the minimum amount that can be awarded for a civil rights violation-$4,000 for each person. That totals FOUR BILLION DOLLARS.
Kim isn't swayed by Miley's "aw, shucks, I'm just a young'un, ya'll know I love you and Jesus," apology and feels that Cyrus is on the same maturity level as Pari...
I think it's only fair that I warn you of my current frame of mind; I just spent the morning on the phone fighting with the IRS.
Having said that, I hate Mischa Barton. Have I mentioned this before? I guess you could say she is my Mandy Moore. Like, she was doing okay for a minute, where she wasn't looking totally horrible. I knew I'd be karmically punished if I said nice things about her and sure enough, I was. Hellloooooo IRS. So, I'm back on track now and willing to repay my ...
Since we know Beet despises Mandy Moore with the heat of a thousand suns, and she probably spontaneously combusted when she heard the news, I'll take this one.
Mandy Moore is now engaged to on and off musician boyfriend, Ryan Adams. They dated, broke up, she re-hooked up with DJ AM after his near-fatal plane crash. Moore and Adams broke up the first time because he claimed to be allergic to the paparazzi. I'm not sure what's changed but now they are back on in a big, marrying sort of way.
Congrats ...
Nicollette Sheridan, the primary reason to watch Desperate Housewives, is out. Her last episode airs in April and the season ends in May. No word yet on who will sleep with every husband on Wisteria Lane now.
Any ideas on a replacement for DH? I don't even know what else is on. Maybe I should start getting into football. Oh, wait....
"Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her."
Terrence Howard's commentary to Hollywood TV regarding (alleged!) abuser Chris Brown. You know what? I can pretty much confidently state that a guy who chokes you into unconsciousness while vowing to kill you, does not love you. His statement just reinforces the sick, "He only does it because he loves me so much," mindset of an abused woman.
To give you some insight into this man's mental health, other Terr...