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Octo-Mom Needs An Angel. Or Oprah.

Octo-Mom, Nadya Suleman, is about to be homeless.  The three bedroom, one bath house in Whittier California is up for foreclosure.  The owner, Angela Suleman or Octo-Gram, hasn't made any payments on the home since May of 2008 and currently owes $23,224.98 in back payments. Angela filed for bankruptcy last year after selling another home, valued at $615,000 for $369,000. Angela's husband, Ed, is appearing on the February 24th episode of Oprah to tell the story from his perspective. I'm worried about all these babies.  Where are all these people going to go?  I don't think they even make cardboard boxes large enough to fit such a massive brood. They need a television series, product endorsement deal or private donor.  Oprah, goddess of everything that walks the planet, needs to write Octo-Pop a check! You can have so much fun with hypenated Octo names. />Octo-Mom, Nadya Suleman, is about to be homeless.  The three bedroom, one bath house in Whittier California is up for foreclosure.  The owner, Angela Suleman or Octo-Gram, hasn't made any payments on the home since May of 2008 and currently owes $23,224.98 in back payments. Angela filed for bankruptcy last year after selling another home, valued at $615,000 for $369,000. Angela's husband, Ed, is appearing on the February 24th episode of Oprah to tell the story from his perspective. I'm worr...

Taylor Swift Has #1 Album And Unflattering Dress

56776931taylorswift219200983024am Taylor Swift attended the Brit Awards last night in a rather unflattering, silver, spangly sheath.  Shouldn't the gal with the number one album be able to afford a stylist by now?  Or a full-length mirror?  Contact lenses?  I've read the reviews and I'm aware that my opinion is unpopular on this one.  Of course I also hate Oprah and Julia Roberts so it's safe to say that I don't think like any other human being. Okay.  I'm done.  She's still cute.  Clad in a shapeless Vegas showgirl, f...

MC Hammer Gets Reality TV Show

56541203mchammer2182009125712pm How is it that American television audiences have yet to tire of the washed-up recording artist and family living a normal existence formula?  MC Hammer is the newest addition to A&E's reality line-up.  Any guesses regarding the name of the show?  Anyone?  Predictably, Hammertime.  Sigh. Cameras will follow Hammer, his wife of twenty-three years and their five children as they do exciting things like grocery shop and attend church whilst building a life in Hammer's childhood home....

Sean Young’s Rehab Worked Like A Charm

Remember last year when Blade Runner has-been Sean Young went a little nuts, courtesy of too many martinis, at the DGA Awards?  She quickly stumbled off to rehab to deal with her issues of long-term alcoholism. Last night, Sean presented at the Women's Image Network awards, I know-I've never heard of them either, but her best performance was out in the parking lot.  Sean showed off by reading stars off the Hollywood Walk of Fame and bragging about how "cash-heavy" she is since she had the ...

Slumdog Millionaire Star Ditches Secret Spouse

freidapinto Freida Pinto, star of the surprise hit Slumdog Millionaire, has a secret.  In December 2007, while still filming Slumdog, she married businessman Rohan Antao, in Goa.  He has previously been referred to as her fiance.  Now that Pinto has become an overnight sensation, the husband is out.  According to his friends, she stopped taking his calls around Golden Globes time.  Freida's agent in India, who should also expect to be dumped momentarily, asked for a copy of a marriage certificate when...

New York Post Continues Its Tradition Of, Uh, Fine Journalistic Integrity

chimpcartoon The New York Post ran a cartoon in today's issue that has some people really upset.  The comic depicts President Obama as a dead chimpanzee.  The picture is meant to draw a parallel between the chimp attack from earlier this week and the economic stimulus bill. Reverend Al Sharpton, president of National Action Network, had this to say: The cartoon in today’s New York Post is troubling at best, given the racist attacks throughout history that have made African-Americans synonymous with m...

If This Isn’t A “Yes, I’m Gay” Magazine Cover Waiting To Happen, I Don’t Know What Is

56765251rickymartin218200994618am Ricky Martin appeared at Armani's 5th Avenue store opening in New York City wearing a purple satin scarf.  Is that an ascot?  I never know.  Either way, the last wisp of imagined heterosexuality has officially been erradicated. Also there, Victoria Beckham looking as muscular as ever, Solange Knowles wearing a bunch of shit that doesn't match, and John Mayer. [gallery]...

Rihanna Is Royally Pissed Off

56671166rihanna217200911901pm The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Rihanna had a really strong reaction when she first heard Chris Brown's public apology for the violence that occurred between them; anger.  According to a longtime friend of the singer, Brown's statement didn't admit wrongdoing and therefore, wasn't good enough. ''All of us, including Rihanna, don't understand how he can say he's sorry on the one hand, but still ... does not admit any guilt,'' said the source, adding, "He should have expressed more contrition." In Los Angeles, a close ...

Julia Roberts Finds Splinter Removal Fascinating

55166043juliaroberts2172009122542pm You know it's a slow news day when I resort to talking about Julia Roberts.  Oh, sure, she's America's sweetheart, but I still view her as a homewrecking slut who broke up a marriage and flaunts her loser husband around like he's a Birkin.  It's been years, but I'm bitter and I hold grudges. Anyway, Julia is on the cover of March's Allure magazine talking all about life with her hot husband, and by "hot" I mean "stolen", and their three children. “I will never be bored again,” the ...

CNN Anchor Lets The World Know What’s Really On Her Mind

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Michael Jackson’s Brother Helps Develop Slavery Amusement Park

American developers, with the support and guidance of Jackson Five's Marlon, are building a slavery memorial in Nigeria.  Which sounds like a worthwhile project, in theory.  There will be a museum, a Jackson Five memorabilia collection, a five star hotel and, oh yes, I almost forgot....Ferris wheels and fried dough!  Because the only way you can get tourists to come and learn about slavery for five minutes is to have a Tilt-A-Whirl and some mini-golf to hold their attention for an extended stay.  Isn't that sad? Historians are upset about the project and feel that an amusement part is culturally insensitive.  However, Nigerians are focused on the 150,000 new jobs that are to be created at the park over the next five years. />American developers, with the support and guidance of Jackson Five's Marlon, are building a slavery memorial in Nigeria.  Which sounds like a worthwhile project, in theory.  There will be a museum, a Jackson Five memorabilia collection, a five star hotel and, oh yes, I almost forgot....Ferris wheels and fried dough!  Because the only way you can get tourists to come and learn about slavery for five minutes is to have a Tilt-A-Whirl and some mini-golf to hold their attention for an extended stay...

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

16547840paulaabdul216200995733pm So, the other night Paula Abdul hosted "An Evening With Jimmy Demers" in Hollywood.  Simon Cowell's ex, Terri Seymour, was there to support. When I looked at this picture, my initial question was, "Why does Paula Abdul have a man hand growing out of her shoulder?  And why is it cupping Terri's tit?"  The entire awkward body and limb placement was almost enough to distract me from Paula's massive camel toe.  Camel toe is too mild a phrase; she has an ass on her snatch.  An ass twat, if you...
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