Elton John's yearly party is super exclusive and tough to get an invite to. Having said that, I'm having a few "What the fuck," moments.
What the fuck? Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour are back together?
What the fuck? What is that French's Golden Mustard get-up Dita Von Teese wearing?
What the fuck? Rachel Griffiths in head-to-toe grey flannel? Is she fat or just pregnant? Oh, she's pregnant. Still...that's not right.
Bai Ling? Just, what the fuck?
Ugh, I had mor...
Oh, Sophia Loren, time is a thief. However, in the right lighting, and with a little distance on her, still a beauty.
Miley Cyrus- I need your opinions on this girl because I feel conflicted. Part of me feels like her dress contains the collective amount of embellishments that she should wear over the course of her entire career.
Angelina Jolie wore a black draped Elie Saab, old lady hair and general smugness. However...emeralds on her ears. Yes, those were real emeralds. Holy...
Good Morning! Did you watch the Oscars? I did. I thought Hugh Jackman did a great hosting job, the theater was beautiful and I will never understand one word that Penelope Cruz says. I liked the new presentation format where former winners paid homage to the nominees.
Oh, and the dresses. My initial morning after analysis of the Vanity Fair party dresses is as follows:
With the exception of Tilda Swinton who is expected to wear a disaster, the dresses were primarily pretty. ...
Remember when I wrote this and so many people got into a lather thinking that I could draw oxygen on this planet and think that Tori Spelling was pretty? Oh, you didn't know me very well back then, did you? Head-turning Tori appeared at Christian Siriano's Fall 2009 show yesterday at Fashion Week. Her face makes me wonder-Are you supposed to be able to see the implants under the skin?
Of course, this picture was taken after Tori's freak-out session. When she arrived at the show, a gu...
It's been rumored many times, but this time may be different. Could Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford finally be getting married? According to talk in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, the couple have obtained a blood test and a marriage license. That would mean they've got thirty days to seal the deal in the town where they own a 800-acre ranch.
The couple have already accomplished the gargantuan feat of staying together for seven years. I don't understand why they want to doom it by getting married. I'm such a roma...
Race car driver Danica Patrick pondered the question of the ages (literally) with US Magazine:Â What actress would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
"I've always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she's an action star," Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. "Although I don't quite look like her," Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? "I don't think that'd be age appropriate," she says of the He's Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th ...
Remember when everyone got all Mia Farrow-ish and wanted to adopt babies from other countries? It really was the hippest trend until IVF twins appeared on the scene. Well now there is a new game in town: talking about how skinny Jessica Simpson is.
Stupid Rachael Ray, while attending a Food Network event, hitched her star onto the Flab-gate bandwagon and blabbed to People about the svelteness of Simpson:
"I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous!Â...
Perhaps you heard about the designer who, last week, said that Heidi Klum was "too heavy" to be a runway model. Klum issued some dignified response. Well Wolfgang Joop, the dude in question, is at it again.
I don't know how Heidi crossed this guy, but I wonder if she's regretting it now. His newest tirade directed at the supermodel, is an in-depth critique of Klum's features:
"She is not a top model, but an ad girl. Who in high fashion has this permanent grin? She doesn’t have a nic...
Remember that show back in 2005, Rock Star: INXS? It was a competition to find a singer to replace the late, INXS lead singer, Michael Hutchence.
The winner, ironically named J.D. Fortune, has now found himself homeless, jobless and living out of his car, which oddly enough is exactly the state he was in before he won the frontman job.
Sigh...where did it all go wrong? At first, Fortune made it seem like he was completely blindsided. After touring around the world for two years, h...
Palmonella Anderson walks squats the runway of designer Richie Rich's show.
I've told her a million times, do not swallow the condom. It does no good for your innards.
I'd like to issue a blanket apology to the west coasters and, really, all readers in other time zones who possibly read Evil Beet whilst enjoying their breakfast. No one should have to navigate their oatmeal while being subjected to this, but think of all the calories I just saved you....
Elton John's yearly party is super exclusive and tough to get an invite to. Having said that, I'm having a few "What the fuck," moments.
What the fuck? Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour are back together?
What the fuck? What is that French's Golden Mustard get-up Dita Von Teese wearing?
What the fuck? Rachel Griffiths in head-to-toe grey flannel? Is she fat or just pregnant? Oh, she's pregnant. Still...that's not right.
Bai Ling? Just, what the fuck?
Ugh, I had mor...
Oh, Sophia Loren, time is a thief. However, in the right lighting, and with a little distance on her, still a beauty.
Miley Cyrus- I need your opinions on this girl because I feel conflicted. Part of me feels like her dress contains the collective amount of embellishments that she should wear over the course of her entire career.
Angelina Jolie wore a black draped Elie Saab, old lady hair and general smugness. However...emeralds on her ears. Yes, those were real emeralds. Holy...
Good Morning! Did you watch the Oscars? I did. I thought Hugh Jackman did a great hosting job, the theater was beautiful and I will never understand one word that Penelope Cruz says. I liked the new presentation format where former winners paid homage to the nominees.
Oh, and the dresses. My initial morning after analysis of the Vanity Fair party dresses is as follows:
With the exception of Tilda Swinton who is expected to wear a disaster, the dresses were primarily pretty. ...
Remember when I wrote this and so many people got into a lather thinking that I could draw oxygen on this planet and think that Tori Spelling was pretty? Oh, you didn't know me very well back then, did you? Head-turning Tori appeared at Christian Siriano's Fall 2009 show yesterday at Fashion Week. Her face makes me wonder-Are you supposed to be able to see the implants under the skin?
Of course, this picture was taken after Tori's freak-out session. When she arrived at the show, a gu...
Nicole Richie, photographed with baby Harlow, on the streets of New York wearing the exact outfit I wore on the first day of high school....
It's been rumored many times, but this time may be different. Could Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford finally be getting married? According to talk in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, the couple have obtained a blood test and a marriage license. That would mean they've got thirty days to seal the deal in the town where they own a 800-acre ranch.
The couple have already accomplished the gargantuan feat of staying together for seven years. I don't understand why they want to doom it by getting married. I'm such a roma...
Race car driver Danica Patrick pondered the question of the ages (literally) with US Magazine:Â What actress would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
"I've always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she's an action star," Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. "Although I don't quite look like her," Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? "I don't think that'd be age appropriate," she says of the He's Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th ...
Remember when everyone got all Mia Farrow-ish and wanted to adopt babies from other countries? It really was the hippest trend until IVF twins appeared on the scene. Well now there is a new game in town: talking about how skinny Jessica Simpson is.
Stupid Rachael Ray, while attending a Food Network event, hitched her star onto the Flab-gate bandwagon and blabbed to People about the svelteness of Simpson:
"I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous!Â...
Perhaps you heard about the designer who, last week, said that Heidi Klum was "too heavy" to be a runway model. Klum issued some dignified response. Well Wolfgang Joop, the dude in question, is at it again.
I don't know how Heidi crossed this guy, but I wonder if she's regretting it now. His newest tirade directed at the supermodel, is an in-depth critique of Klum's features:
"She is not a top model, but an ad girl. Who in high fashion has this permanent grin? She doesn’t have a nic...
Remember that show back in 2005, Rock Star: INXS? It was a competition to find a singer to replace the late, INXS lead singer, Michael Hutchence.
The winner, ironically named J.D. Fortune, has now found himself homeless, jobless and living out of his car, which oddly enough is exactly the state he was in before he won the frontman job.
Sigh...where did it all go wrong? At first, Fortune made it seem like he was completely blindsided. After touring around the world for two years, h...
Palmonella Anderson walks squats the runway of designer Richie Rich's show.
I've told her a million times, do not swallow the condom. It does no good for your innards.
I'd like to issue a blanket apology to the west coasters and, really, all readers in other time zones who possibly read Evil Beet whilst enjoying their breakfast. No one should have to navigate their oatmeal while being subjected to this, but think of all the calories I just saved you....