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Just Married!

58641405ivankatrump1026200980712AM They just got engaged in July after Ivanka's conversion to Judaism, and now Ivanka Trump is the proud and happy wife of Jared Kushner. Trump married her super-rich guy (he owns the New York Observer) Sunday at Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey.  As an aside, I was reading up on the Kushner family this morning.  The groom's father, Charles, was released from jail in August 2006 after serving less than two years for tax evasion and intimidating witnesses.  One of those FBI witnesses was his sister's husba...

Jodie Sweetin Was High at Sobriety Lecture

16864676jodiesweetin1023200913351PM Molls told us yesterday about Jodie Sweetin's new book "Unsweetined" in which she tells of getting drunk at Candace Cameron's wedding.  You may think the most obvious question is "Where were her parents?" but for me, it's "Candace Cameron didn't have a dry wedding?" In the most recent and riveting release of information, Sweetin admits that she was drinking and doing coke when she was on her sobriety lecture tour.  Yep, she was doing appearances and giving speeches touting the benefits of sobriety and getting paid for it.  Preaching a clean li...

Another New Moon Clip!

The movie studio has released another New Moon clip in anticipation of its November 20th premiere.  By now you all know that I don't do the whole vampire thing, but after a bit of tiresome fang research I've learned that this clip features the Volturi.  If I've understood correctly, a "volturi" is a coven of vampires.  See the things I do for you?...

Ashlee Simpson’s Lease is Up!

58550877ashleesimpson1023200991813AM Ashlee Simpson -- oh, excuse me ... Ashlee Simpson-Wentz -- has been kicked off of Melrose Place.  Executive producer Todd Slavkin says that Simpson's departure as well as that of co-star Colin Egglesfield was always the original plan. “We felt that once the murder mystery [involving their characters] was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift … and [Simpson-Wentz's] character would move on.” Now that ASW has been told to back up her boxes and go, she has released a statement:  “Having the chance to play Violet on Melrose Place has been a thrill. Although I always knew ...

King Lamar Hopes to Add to His Royal Family

17007566khloekardshian10222009120632PM No wonder the prenup took so long!  I didn't realize this, but Khloe Kardashian married into royalty, y'all! Last night the newly-minted couple appeared at a Kitson event, and Lamar was asked if he wanted more kids.  I'd like to take this moment to mention that Khloe hasn't even met Lamar's pre-existing little princes and princesses.  And how the hell do you marry someone when you haven't even observed how they interact with your kids?  Okay, so about having kids with Khloe, Lamar replied ...

The Veronica’s New Song Reviewed by Four-Year-Old

The Veronicas have released a video for their new song, "This Love".  I'm hanging around listening to it with my daughter who is known on my blog as Veruca (for obvious reasons).  As you know, I have no ear for music.  Veruca says "It's a beautiful song, but how is she going to give up even if she isn't there?  That doesn't make sense!"  So, there you have it, straight from the mouth of my babe....

Eh, They Still Look Broken Up To Me

91021M8_TIMBERLAKE_B-GR_04 Justin Timberlake is visiting Jessica Biel while she is on location in Vancouver to film the A-Team movie.  Naturally, all the media outlets are reporting that Timberlake and Biel are still together or back together.  I just don't see it that way. They went to lunch at The Naan with a friend.  Upon leaving, Justin spent most of his time talking on his cell whilst Jessica pouted.  When he finally hung up, she clipped on to him like one of those little koala bears we used to put on our penc...

Sit Down Before You Read Any Further. There May Be a Dave Letterman Sex Tape

38887ed_letterman_b_gr_01 I'm really praying this isn't true.  My true hope is that the reporters over at the Enquirer sat around a table and said "Hey, wouldn't it be something if Dave Letterman was caught on a security camera having sex with one of his employees?  That sounds like a good story.  Let's run with it!"  Actually, let's assume that is exactly what happened.  Here's what they came up with: A studio surveillance tape reportedly caught the 62-year-old star and a much-younger female co-worker in a compromising position - and it could shatter Letterman's already trouble...

Forget Weight Watchers and Atkins! Listen to Chris Brown’s Newest Song if You’re Looking to Drop a Few!

Two days ago Rihanna released "Russian Roulette" and the public speculated on its meaning.  Does Rihanna think that staying involved with Chris Brown is like a dangerous game of chance?  And does she feel that she has no choice but to stay in that game?  Or is she just really irresponsible with firearms?  Oh. The. Questions. Chris Brown has thrown subtlety out the window by going all vomit-inducing Peabo Bryson on our asses.  Today he released "Crawl" which is clearly a song about his desire to reb...

Dennis Quaid Receives Celebrity Treatment

58708410dennisquaid10222009100713AM Early this morning Dennis Quaid and his wife and some obnoxious friend left West Hollywood's Phillipe restaurant and were greeted by a swarm of paparazzi at the valet station.  That's par for the course, but what isn't ordinary is that Quaid was stopped by a police officer after driving less than a foot.  The cop warned Quaid, who was apparently in no condition to drive, that he needed to stop his car immediately.  Dennis agreed and asked if he could go back into the restaurant -- terms the...

Travolta Extortion Retrial

51819999johntravolta1022200973824AM The John Travolta extortion trial -- an ambulance driver and his lawyer tried to extort $25M from the Travolta family in connection with their son Jett's death -- in the Bahamas lasted a month and went to jury deliberations yesterday.  Shortly afterwards, the judge called a mistrial alleging possible juror misconduct.  Apparently, a local politician made a televised speech in which he said the defendants had been acquitted.  This isn't good. So, new trial.  Everyone will have to go throug...

Sparrow Takes Cover

Image removed on request. Nicole Richie is on this week's cover of People and it's a damn good thing that he's so cute, because with a name like Sparrow, he needs to have good looks on his side.  If you're wondering how they came up with the name -- I was convinced that it was sourced from a train of thought that went something like Twitter>Tweet>bird>Sparrow -- basically, Joel Madden wanted his son to have a name that would torture him.

"We have different tastes in names," Nicole says. "Sparrow was one we both liked. I liked the way it sounded with Harlow, and there's the Captain Jack Sparrow connection."

Joel goes on, "It reminded me of the Johnny Cash song 'A Boy Named Sue.' My worry raising a son in Hollywood is what will he have to struggle for? I wanted to give him a name that he's going to have to stand up for. I love it; I think it's a beautiful name."

Also, despite the rumors, Nicole and Joel are not married.  Nicole maintains that if her children wanted them to get hitched, they would as long as the kids drew up the prenup.  Okay, she didn't say that part about the prenup, but I imagine that Harlow would be a fierce negotiator.

/>Image removed on request. Nicole Richie is on this week's cover of People and it's a damn good thing that he's so cute, because with a name like Sparrow, he needs to have good looks on his side.  If you're wondering how they came up with the name -- I was convinced that it was sourced from a train of thought that went something like Twitter>Tweet>bird>Sparrow -- basically, Joel Madden wanted his son to have a name that would torture him. "We have different tastes in names," Nicole sa...
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