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This Story Is About Jewel And Her Broken Legs But All I Can Concentrate On Right Now Is Her Weird Looking Boob

56439020jewel36200971751am Being a contestant on Dancing With The Stars is really hazardous to one's health.  Jewel is officially out.  She posted on all about the leg heartbreak on her blog: Well, as many of you know I have been having trouble with my knees after rehearsing long hours for Dancing With The Stars. The doctors thought I had tendonitis, but when I wasn't feeling better after some rest, I decided to get an MRI. When I heard the results I was in utter disbelief. The doctors told me that not one, but both of my legs were fractured!! He said my left one was particularly b...

Rihanna Is Still In So Much Danger

56551235rihanna36200963734am This whole Rihanna deal is a train wreck that is happening right in front of us.  Like, we are all watching it continue, seeing all the signs and I fear that someday she'll just end up dead and everyone will be saying "Wow, so sad."  Overstating things?  I don't think so. Rihanna's father granted US magazine an interview in which he talks about supporting his daughter even though he can't get in contact with her: US: What was your reaction after hearing Chris Brown was charged with two fe...

Much Ado About Nothing

56655987chrisbrown35200970621pm Ok, everyone gathered for the dumbass arraignment and nothing happened.  It's been extended to April 6.  You know, more time so that a deal can be cut.  Chris was there and looking contrite.  I'll update this post when I can get a full transcript because TMZ's sound sucks.  There was definitely some talk between Chris and his attorney, Mark Geragos.  Stay tuned... Oh, and to be clear, this isn't a trial-just an arraignment hearing.  This is where Chris will enter his plea, which I'm sure...

Wait…A Gay Tax? How Did I Not Know About This?

56798454annieleibovitz35200911007pm A couple of months ago, I read a New York Times article about famed photographer Annie Leibovitz's financial woes.  She was borrowing tons of money and using the rights to her photographs as collateral-basically she's in serious financial distress.  I could not fathom how such an acclaimed artist could be in such a hole.  Now, I get it. Annie's partner, writer Susan Sontag, passed away in 2004 and left her entire estate to Leibovitz.  Apparently, this has put her in a position of huge finan...

Holly Madison To Join Dancing With The Stars

16085433hollymadison352009125141pm This rumor has been flying around for a couple of days but hey, now that the ever-reputable US magazine says it's true, it must be. In addition to US' journalistic integrity, Bridget Marquardt let it be known on live television that fellow bunny Holly Madison is set to replace the injured Jewel on the season opener of Dancing With The Stars, March 9th. Marquardt said on Fox's Strategy Room "I'm so excited for her.  She's wanted to do it for so long.  It just never worked with her schedule and ...

Sean Penn’s Co-Star Says “Shut Up.”

56890099mariaconchitaalonso352009123010pm Maria Conchita Alonso, Sean Penn's co-star in the 1988 movie Colors, has two words to say to the actor who just won his second Academy Award:  Shut up. I recently wrote a piece on my own blog concerning something a friend said that was upsetting to me.  One of my commenters was quick to point out that if I was Latina, I could have threatened to cut her when she pissed me off.  My completely broad-based observation?  Latinas are passionate and seriously, you will always know where you stand. Exhibit A: Actress MARIA...

Cameron Diaz Jimmy Fallon Dance-Off

I really need to learn how to work my DVR.  I'm bummed out that I'm missing out on Jimmy Fallon Late Night.  Last night Jimmy danced off with Cameron Diaz and see?  Even Hollywood can't stop talking about Octo-mom....

NFL Player Tracks Down Cheating Girlfriend

56622077nicolemurphy352009101945am As if logging thirteen years as "Wife Of Eddie Murphy" wasn't enough, model Nicole Murphy has new relationship dramz to contend with. After bouncing back from the 2006 end of her marriage to Eddie, Nicole celebrated her freedom by hooking up with ex-Giant (that's an NFL football team, bitches) Michael Strahan.  Background:  He's a little crazy.  During his own 2006 divorce trial, he was accused of using high-tech spying equipment to track his wife and videotape his sister-in-law undressing. ...

Today’s The Day!

16532315chrisbrown35200993228am Chris Brown has his day in court today.  And he needs to actually appear.  Unless a deal is struck.  Whaaaat? Yep, Brown's attorney-Mark Geragos, has been in downtown LA this week meeting with the DA assigned to this case.  The two have been meeting in hopes of coming to a compromise with the charges against Chris.  How do you think this will go?  He could be charged with a felony.  That would mean jail if he was found guilty.  He could plead guilty to a misdemeanor; he would take som...

I Know Times Are Tough, But If You Have A Spare Million…

Octuplets Yes, it's true.  We've all been waiting for this, and now the time has come.  The video of Octo-mom giving birth is on the market for some obscene seven-digit figure.  Now, you think a standard birthing video is sick?  Just wait until you see c-section footage with eight babies being yanked out of Nadya Suleman's octomen. Now, listen.  If there is some multi-millionaire out there who has the bucks to buy this sin against all that is sane in the world, can you please take the million ...
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