Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Pamela Anderson’s Nipwatch

56914341pamela-anderson36200950607pm I think I'm supposed to be behaving myself with the nip pics around here.  So here is a totally suitable for work and mainstream advertising picture of Pamela Anderson walking the runway at the Vivienne Westwood show in Paris and realizing that she just had a total Tara Reid red carpet moment. Uh, after the jump, there are the pictures that you really don't want to see.  NSFW Read More...

Coolio Is An Idiot

56422215coolio36200943020pm Coolio, remember him?  Other than appearing on celebrity reality television shows, what's this dude been up to?  Drugs, apparently. Artis Leon Ivey, or you know-Coolio, was headed to Tulsa, Oklahoma today to play at the Flytrap Music Hall.  Yeah, he still gets singing gigs and the Flytrap Music Hall sounds like one fancy establishment.  As an aside, I just went to their website and they have no pictures of the place and no indication that his $20 a ticket concert for tonight has been ...

Turns Out That Scottsdale Is As Ridiculous As L.A. When It Comes To Dealing With Celebrities

12756097charlesbarkley36200941916pm I know Beet was being optimistic, but as expected, Charles Barkley is getting the same treatment reserved for celebrities. Barkley is set to serve his time for his oral-driven DUI.  He was originally sentenced to ten days, which was cut to five.  Now the brutal week-long sentence has been slashed to three days and begins tomorrow. Does anyone want to place a wager that there will be a massive prison overcrowding and he'll have to serve a sentence of shorter duration than the average temper tantrum I witness around my house?...

Michelle Obama To Appear On The Cover Of Oprah Magazine…With Oprah, Of Course

oprahobama Big, potato-bloat Oprah is having Michelle Obama as the cover girl of the April issue of Oprah magazine.  And, predictably, Oprah is in the picture as well. I thought for sure suck-up O would have her arms wrapped around the first lady like they are the oldest of friends who just came in from an afternoon of carbs and shopping.  Instead, it just looks like she's praying for the photoshoot to be over so she can get back to the business of being giving out unsolicited advice and being her ge...

Why Do Celebrities Hate Their Babies?

56679247mia362009124115pm M.I.A. gave birth right after the Grammy Awards.  You may remember her bouncing around looking like an overinflated soccer ball? Well, the kid was so much safer when he was still womb-bound and unnamed.  Because the kid's name has finally been released. The name of the son she had with fiance Benjamin Brewer...  Are you ready?  Are you drinking?  You may want to start before you go any further. Ickitt.  Poor child....

Miley Cyrus’ Cell Phone Ringtone is “Sex On Fire”

Virgin Miley has Kings of Leon's "Sex on Fire" as her ringtone.  Yeah, her hymen's intact. Miley Cyrus is only sixteen but is already completely adept at stretching out any bit of attention being paid to her. This clip of a radio interview is almost ten minutes long. She starts telling her story about getting dissed at the Grammys at the beginning but doesn't fess up about who snubbed her until she tells the story a second time and then, finally, reveals the band's name at nine minutes. ...

The Economy Sucks, Credit Card Companies Suck And No, These Aren’t Suitable For Work

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Love It Or Hate It?

Victoria Beckham I'm telling you right now that I love the bag and I need to know who makes it and how much it is.  Does anyone know?  I've been up and writing since four and I'm too lazy tired to Google.  But I want it and have to figure out how many kids gallons of blood I have to sell to be able to afford it....

Tila Tequila Gets The Kiss-Off From Nicole Richie

56824350tilatequila36200993646am You don't want to screw around with pregnancy hormones.  I don't know why Tila Tequila didn't know this, but I bet she does now. The Enquirer reports that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at a post-Oscars bash when reality-tv star and skanky dress designer, Tila Tequila arrived.  She was hugging Joel and hanging on him until Nicole dragged her fiance away.  Later in the night, Tila circled around again, trying to reconnect with Madden.  That's when Nicole went psycho.  She put her fac...

Caption This

56907014bobbytrendy36200975230am The always non-essential Bobby Trendy, who has really done nothing except decorate Anna Nicole Smith's bedroom and wear body glitter, trolling the streets of LA yesterday.  More pictures in the gallery to help you get inspired. Is it wrong that I think his face looks a little like Katie Holmes'? [gallery]...

I Plan To Totally Take Credit For Single-Handedly Saving “Life On Mars”

lifeonmars1 Well the show isn't saved, yet.  But Life On Mars had a 24% jump in ratings this week, only a couple days after I posted my outrage over the best show on television being cancelled.  I've also been torturing all my Facebook friends with "Why?  Why?  Why?" and "Life Is Just Meaningless If It Can't Be On Mars," type statuses.  Oh, and there was also the Life On Mars Just Got Cancelled And I'm Not Effing Putting Up With It group I started.  I have a really hard time letting go once I bond....

Quotables

56888096zacefron36200973224am "My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box." Zac Efron in April's issue of Elle, sharing his favorite holiday gift evah...given to him by his, gulp, mom. He also talked about going to sex shops with Vanessa.  Because it is very important that we all know that Zac Efron is having sex.  With a girl.  Because he's straight.  Okay?  His mommy buys him condoms-the economy package because he fucks a lot.  And not anonymous anal with hot dudes.  With a...
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