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The Best Revenge Is Dancing Well

The Bachelor winner loser Melissa Rycroft, who was dumped on television, ended up being a last minute fill-in on Dancing With The Stars.  Last night was her moment, and she did great!  I didn't even watch The Bachelor but still felt for this girl when I heard about the fiancee switcheroo.  Honestly, I'm just relieved Rycroft didn't fall.  This woman has had enough prime time humiliation to last a lifetime. More than not being humiliated she, along with partner Tony Dovolani, received on...

I’ve Decided That It’s Expensive Just To Be Alive

9404867anneheche3102009113618am When I originally read the financial details of Anne Heche's divorce, I thought, "Wow, it is so expensive to be hetero.  She totally should have stuck with Ellen."  Then I remembered the gay tax and realized that the most economically sane thing I could do is, like, have a fatal heart attack. In a divorce that lasted more than half the length of the marriage, Anne Heche has been ordered to pay $515,000 in cash, $3,700 a month in child support and fifty percent of community property to her ex, Coley Laffoon. The good news is that s...

Wait, Let Me Get This Straight-Two Pregnant Wives In One House?

15656380catcora3102009104023am I don't know if you watch Iron Chef America, but you really don't need to be a fan to appreciate, or be horrified, by this story. Iron Chef star, Cat Cora, is pregnant with a boy.  So is her wife.  They are due three months apart and the babies will join the two young boys they already have.  Just let this sink in for a minute. "Iron Chef's Cat Cora has a bigger surprise than the unveiling of her secret ingredient on her hit Food Network show; She's expecting her third--and fourth-...

Jamie Lynn Spears Coming To A Chili Cook-Off or Strawberry Festival Near You

jamielynnspears-1 Brit's sister, Jamie Lynn, hasn't just been lactating.  Since last fall, she's been working on a country album.  Though a record deal hasn't been landed just yet, she has recorded some tracks in Nashville. If anyone has the material for a decent country album, it's any member of the Spears clan.  Young love gone wrong, young love resulting in a teen pregnancy, mental illness, custody stand-offs, a passionate love of cheese grits-this family has what it takes! Jamie has no singing exp...

Chris Brown Isn’t The Fighting Type

Chris Brown last December bitching about celebrity bloggers and letting it be known that he and Rihanna don't fight.  Because, you know, he wouldn't want to hear about it in the press.  He starts talking about Rihanna at 3:45. If it's possible, he sickens me even more....

Hayden Flips Her Lid

56770741haydenpanettiere392009122233pm Sounds like Hayden Panettiere needs a Midol-or a whole bottle.  Yesterday, when she arrived at a fundraiser supporting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation, she spent most of her red carpet time yelling at reporters. When she first arrived, she screamed at the photogs to back up.  After posing for a few pictures, she was approached by a reporter who tapped her on the shoulder and asked, "May we talk with you Hayden?"  Pantyline responded by yelling, "Don't you ever touch me!"  In the end, she refused to answer any questions and told various media, "You...

Can Someone Please Decipher Drew Barrymore’s Words For Me?

drewbarrymorew1 Listen, it's been a tough night here at Chez Bitch, so it's entirely possible that my brain is not functioning properly today.  Come to think of it, even with a full twelve hours of sleep, I have never been accused of thinking like normal folk.  I'm serious, though.  I have no fucking idea what Drew Barrymore is talking about as she is interviewed in this month's W. “It’s like Cinderella fantasy,” the 34-year-old actress said of being a W cover model. “It’s like the cool kids ...

What Would I Do Without My Mischa Barton Blog Updates?

56706313mischabarton392009105156am Mischa is back to blogging and this time, it's to give us all the latest status on her relationship with Luke Pritchard. I'm sure you guys are all going to hear about it soon enough so I just wanted to tell you what is real first -- I broke up with Luke when I got to London. Things just didn't feel quite right. There was no cheating or anything terrible, the bad just started to outweigh the good and a long distance relationship is never an easy thing to do. I hope that the press will sho...

Caption This

90308MX7 Beyonce was on the streets of New York this weekend filming a new video.  Incidentally, my favorite little glitterwurst looks a little dead in the eyes; corsets can do that to a woman.  It's like her very soul is being extruded out of her via her hips.  For some unknown reason, that conjures up images of cheese in a can. Anyway, caption this....

Melrose Place’s Newest Neighbor

55034985ashleesimpson39200995638am Despite my fervent nightly prayers, the CW is moving forward with its plans for a Melrose Place remake.  In an enjoyable twist, and perhaps the only strategy that could have ever made me tune into this disaster-in-waiting, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been cast as the newest tenant. Are you ready for the complex and completely original character profile?  Ash plays a small-town girl with a secret.  Sigh, yawn and snort. Ashlee hasn't acted in four years (unless you count the lip-synching...

DJ AM Needs To Deplane Immediately

56841003djam39200983556am DJ AM may be the luckiest man alive.  He and Travis Barker were the only two survivors of last year's plane crash which killed the other four people on board.  And now, it appears he has cheated death again. Poor Adam was booked on Continental Flight 3407 on February 13th.  That's the plane that crashed in Buffalo and had no survivors.  Apparently, Adam had a bad feeling about flying and opted to drive at the last minute-a decision that saved his life.  Why does aviation basically hate Ada...
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