Okay, I'm just kidding. Sort of.
Now, it's totally just a widely-reported rumor at this point, but it's a rumor I believe: Jennifer Aniston got dumped by John Mayer when she returned from her European Marley & Me tour. It's classic commitment-phobe behavior; they took it to the next level and he freaked out. And really, doesn't this picture just say it all? Sure, a few pictures of them on Oscar night showed more reciprocal affection, but seriously, most of them were of Jen looking like one of those clip-on plush Koala toys you put on your pencil in 1984. Doe...
When I posted two days ago about DJ AM cheating death again, you know-the story TMZ posted today as "breaking news", a few commenters got on this whole "things happen in threes," deal. And you were right.
He cheated death once, last September. The second close call was just a few weeks ago. And I really consider his ex, Mandy Moore, marrying Ryan Adams yesterday as dodging a serious bullet.
So there you go! He's had his three brushes with death and now can go on to live a happy and...
Katie Holmes showed up yesterday in Tokyo at a Valkyrie screening with long hair. Man, she must have a serious protein diet going...her hair grew, like, overnight!
So...love it or hate it?...
2008 Playmate Of The Year Jayde Nicole has started a cancer charity, Lengths of Love, where playmates donate their hair in an effort to raise cancer awareness. What the hell was wrong with Locks of Love? Anyway, Nicole's claws were out as she explained why Hef's twin twits can't participate in the charity:
"The twins (Hef’s new girlfriends) can’t actually donate their hair, the hair used has to be healthy enough to be retreated and not too over-processed," Nicole told Tarts. "So w...
Star magazine is reporting that the love affair of the century has come to an end. No, not Ginger Twat and her billionaire-more serious than that.
Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston are ovah! I'm sure Sarah is thrilled that her daughter has split with the sperm donating high school dropout. This gives her time. Specifically, this gives her three years to find a respectable young man to hook her daughter up with-you know, before election 2012!
Levi's sister, Mercede, told Sta...
Geri Halliwell has called off her three month long engagement to billionaire Fabrizio Politi. Why don't these things ever endure? I mean, if two people who get engaged fourteen days after meeting can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?
The Daily Mail reports it like this: "But the couple's love affair came to an abrupt halt after Geri reportedly woke up last week and realised she 'wasn't the marrying type.'"
Let me be clear: The only way you just wake up one day ...
Miley is on the radio interviews once again and explaining to Detroit's WKQI listeners how she's not ready to live with her boyfriend yet. "I get annoyed really easily. I love him to death . . . but no . . . [Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it's supposed to go and if it doesn't, I get like really frustrated."."
A couple of thoughts here: She gets annoyed really easily? How does she listen to the sound of her own voice? And her reason for not w...
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson exhaust me. I read these stories of them fighting and crying and screaming and it makes me have to take a nap. It's just such a high level of drama all the time.
The newest altercation was at Prive nightclub when Sam left without Lindsay. You do not leave your celebulez at the club. Please click here to watch the video, complete with Linds telling security, "She left? She left? Get my fucking keys now!"
I wonder if Linds drank Coke at Prive? O...
Surely you remember, it was only two weeks ago, that Jennifer Aniston didn't want to discuss her marriage with Brad Pitt? You know, the marriage that ended years ago.
Now Jen is doing promo work for Marley & Me in the UK and talked with Hello! magazine:
You were with Brad Pitt for seven years - and married for five. It must have been very intense, in the public eye? [sic]
“It was. But I don’t regret any of that time with Brad and I’m not here to beat myself up about it. They ...
Remember a few months ago when Beet called a moratorium on all Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag items? It has been a happier place around here since then, hasn't it? Well now these two fuckwits, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, may be the next on her list.
After numerous break up announcements, they're back on. Back on and actually never split up to begin with-just hit a "rough patch," that they are working through in counseling. Oh, these tortured souls. Beauty, millions, and youth. ...
"Oh, my God, I have no desire. I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids — because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But again, my job is too selfish"
Kelly Clarkson in a USA Today interview speaking about how she doesn't want kids.
I love Kelly Clarkson. I've already come out of the Clarkson closet, but it cannot be overstated-I think she's great.
...
Okay, I'm just kidding. Sort of.
Now, it's totally just a widely-reported rumor at this point, but it's a rumor I believe: Jennifer Aniston got dumped by John Mayer when she returned from her European Marley & Me tour. It's classic commitment-phobe behavior; they took it to the next level and he freaked out. And really, doesn't this picture just say it all? Sure, a few pictures of them on Oscar night showed more reciprocal affection, but seriously, most of them were of Jen looking like one of those clip-on plush Koala toys you put on your pencil in 1984. Doe...
When I posted two days ago about DJ AM cheating death again, you know-the story TMZ posted today as "breaking news", a few commenters got on this whole "things happen in threes," deal. And you were right.
He cheated death once, last September. The second close call was just a few weeks ago. And I really consider his ex, Mandy Moore, marrying Ryan Adams yesterday as dodging a serious bullet.
So there you go! He's had his three brushes with death and now can go on to live a happy and...
Katie Holmes showed up yesterday in Tokyo at a Valkyrie screening with long hair. Man, she must have a serious protein diet going...her hair grew, like, overnight!
So...love it or hate it?...
2008 Playmate Of The Year Jayde Nicole has started a cancer charity, Lengths of Love, where playmates donate their hair in an effort to raise cancer awareness. What the hell was wrong with Locks of Love? Anyway, Nicole's claws were out as she explained why Hef's twin twits can't participate in the charity:
"The twins (Hef’s new girlfriends) can’t actually donate their hair, the hair used has to be healthy enough to be retreated and not too over-processed," Nicole told Tarts. "So w...
Star magazine is reporting that the love affair of the century has come to an end. No, not Ginger Twat and her billionaire-more serious than that.
Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston are ovah! I'm sure Sarah is thrilled that her daughter has split with the sperm donating high school dropout. This gives her time. Specifically, this gives her three years to find a respectable young man to hook her daughter up with-you know, before election 2012!
Levi's sister, Mercede, told Sta...
Geri Halliwell has called off her three month long engagement to billionaire Fabrizio Politi. Why don't these things ever endure? I mean, if two people who get engaged fourteen days after meeting can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?
The Daily Mail reports it like this: "But the couple's love affair came to an abrupt halt after Geri reportedly woke up last week and realised she 'wasn't the marrying type.'"
Let me be clear: The only way you just wake up one day ...
Miley is on the radio interviews once again and explaining to Detroit's WKQI listeners how she's not ready to live with her boyfriend yet. "I get annoyed really easily. I love him to death . . . but no . . . [Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it's supposed to go and if it doesn't, I get like really frustrated."."
A couple of thoughts here: She gets annoyed really easily? How does she listen to the sound of her own voice? And her reason for not w...
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson exhaust me. I read these stories of them fighting and crying and screaming and it makes me have to take a nap. It's just such a high level of drama all the time.
The newest altercation was at Prive nightclub when Sam left without Lindsay. You do not leave your celebulez at the club. Please click here to watch the video, complete with Linds telling security, "She left? She left? Get my fucking keys now!"
I wonder if Linds drank Coke at Prive? O...
Surely you remember, it was only two weeks ago, that Jennifer Aniston didn't want to discuss her marriage with Brad Pitt? You know, the marriage that ended years ago.
Now Jen is doing promo work for Marley & Me in the UK and talked with Hello! magazine:
You were with Brad Pitt for seven years - and married for five. It must have been very intense, in the public eye? [sic]
“It was. But I don’t regret any of that time with Brad and I’m not here to beat myself up about it. They ...
Remember a few months ago when Beet called a moratorium on all Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag items? It has been a happier place around here since then, hasn't it? Well now these two fuckwits, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, may be the next on her list.
After numerous break up announcements, they're back on. Back on and actually never split up to begin with-just hit a "rough patch," that they are working through in counseling. Oh, these tortured souls. Beauty, millions, and youth. ...
"Oh, my God, I have no desire. I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids — because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But again, my job is too selfish"
Kelly Clarkson in a USA Today interview speaking about how she doesn't want kids.
I love Kelly Clarkson. I've already come out of the Clarkson closet, but it cannot be overstated-I think she's great.
...