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I Love Selena Gomez

Miley, are you taking notes?  I just think this Selena is so sweet and genuine and open.  You know, Hollywood hasn't ruined her yet.  Could she be the one that can pull a Jodie Foster-segue from childhood to adulthood, keep her career going and her underwear on and not have a standing arrangement with a local rehab facility?  It's almost too much to hope for. Gomez graces the cover of April's issue of Latina magazine, doesn't want to talk about Miley and looks up to Britney Spears.  What...

Celeb Moms Gather To Save Environment

16605038nicolerichie3132009110333am Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Ben Affleck and others gathered at a private residence to support EcoMom.  EcoMom focuses on things we can do every day to conserve, reuse and recycle.  Which poses a couple of questions:  1)  How many people showed up at this party driving big SUVs?  2)  How much electricity do you think is consumed at a huge mansion used to host "save our resource" themed parties?  3)  Why were there paper napkins on the tables in the background shots?  For some unknown ...

Look Who Has A Job!

56765031mischabarton3132009100820am My all-time fave celeb ever finally got a job.  She's back on the CW, bitches! Despite rumors that she was going to be on Melrose Place, she has accepted a role on the Ashton Kutcher production, A Beautiful Life.  Really, how can you not cast Mischa in any program that has any form of the word "beauty" right in the title? Mischa was happy to finally have a role, any role, to talk about:  "Ashton developed it about his life growing up as a model from Iowa, so it's about the whole fashion world t...

Quotables

55451390thomyorke313200991536am "When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement" Radiohead's Thom Yorke in response to the Miley Cyrus radio interview in which she whines about being snubbed by the band. Wait-celebs outgrow sense of entitlement?  Someone, tell Paris...STAT! ...

Caption This

parishiltonparrot-1 Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they?  Bird brain, birds of a feather, bird flu-those just seem too obvious.  I'm thinking something along the lines of, "Two cage dancers enjoy a day at the beach."  Or, "Sonny Bono reincarnated as ornithologist." Question for you all:  Do you think she has her Paris Hilton purse with her because she's trying to teach the parrot how to read her name instead of say it?  That would be ambitious....

Adnan May Be Leaving On A Jet Plane

adnan-1 Britney Spears' ex-pap, Adnan Ghalib could be gifted with a one-way ticket to Afghanistan if he's found guilty of the assault charges that he's currently facing. Pap Smear should have thought of that before trying to run over a process server with his car.  He now faces seven years in jail or, preferably, deportation to his homeland. Now, according to a source from the LA police, there is some confusion regarding where Ghalib is actually from.  I'm thinking hell....

Quotables

robertpattinson-1 "There's all these gay sex scenes. And y'know, I haven't even done a sex scene with a girl, in my whole career.  And here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene, where I have a nervous breakdown afterward. And because we're both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous.  Trying to do it doggie-style. Trying to have a nervous breakdown while doing it doggie-style. And it wasn't even a closed set. There were all these Spanish elect...

The Video That Has Hawaii Official’s Leis In A Twist

Hawaii Lieutenant Governor James "Duke" Aioni is none too happy with a Saturday Night Live skit that aired this past weekend.  He plans to send a letter of protest to SNL executive producer, Lorne Michaels.  Aioni states that the sketch, "went too far in its negative depiction of Hawaii's native people and tourism industry," and that he wouldn't let "such distortions go unchecked" when the economy is doing so poorly.  And he's not the only one upset about this. The states tourism liason which is ser...

Now This Would Be A Cute Couple!

56858937timgunn312200914800pm I want you to know that it was really difficult for me to decide who was going to be on bottom; neither Tim or Anderson really seem like a top to me. OK! magazine reports that Project Runway's Tim Gunn and CNN's Anderson Cooper are e-mail buddies and have been trying to set up a date.  Okay, a lunch, but still.  "We’ve actually been trying to have lunch for a year and a half,”  Tim said.  “Both of us are so busy that we haven’t been successful doing it, but we exchange e-mails...

One Hit Wonder Right Said Fred Criticizes Duffy And Amy Winehouse

It appears that the two singers that make up the band Right Said Fred have found at least one person that was willing to interview them.  In an article on RadarOnline, they talk about how tough it is to re-establish themselves seventeen years after their one and only hit.  According to the chrome-dome sibs, America and Europe have been welcoming but, the UK has not.  Fuck, I thought the UK was part of the continent of Europe.  I'm so bad at geography: Hoping to be more than a one hit wonder (w...

Still Think Joaquin Phoenix Is Just Pretending To Be Nuts?

Well, I take it back.  I thought Joaquin Phoenix was certifiable but now I think he's just playing a nut on TV.  My reasoning?  Every time Phoenix does insane stuff, his brother-in-law Casey Affleck is there videotaping. In his newest asshole move, last night Joaquin Phoenix jumped on a heckler while he was performing at the LIV nightclub in Miami.  Shocking, I know-venues are actually booking this idiot.  Joaquin, who was supposed to perform at 10:30, ambled onstage around 2:00 a.m. gree...

New Britney Video: If You Seek Amy

56936465britneyspears3122009114233am Brit's new world premiere of her If You Seek Amy video is viewable here.  Thoughts? As an aside, the story about the tour dancers that were fired after being given drug tests ended up being a, uh, false positive.  No dancers have been axed and everyone is clean as a whistle.  Carry on....
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