Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Wait-Beet Doesn’t Have A Book Deal But Jaime Pressly Does?

57009982jaimepressly320200980142am There is something really wrong in this world.  No, it's not just the fact that My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly has critical, misplaced and altogether missing vowels in her name.  She has a fucking book that was just released.  I.  Kid.  You.  Not.  So, I hear this news and think she must have some juicy or tragic life story that I don't know about that would warrant the need for her to be penning her memoirs.  I surfed over to Amazon to read the synopsis: America knows Jaime Pressly...

Quotables

16118392freddurst320200975257am-1 It just became a fiasco of madness.  [But] I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did and my intentions, and I am in no way a liar. I look back on it as very interesting [in terms of] how things have been sort of unraveling for her since.  [But] it is what it is. I can sleep at night knowing I made decisions that I wanted to make. [Still], I'm a supporter. I was then, I guess I am now. Her own decisions and different things in her life, people can judge her all they want...

Miley Cyrus Totally Picked The Wrong Jonas Brother

joejonas-1 I know that Miley and Nick Jonas dated, but really, she has so much more in common with Joe-except that whole purity ruse which Joe actually seems to participate in. A couple of months ago, Miley was slammed when a picture surfaced of her in which she appeared to be mocking Asians.  Now, this lovely snapshot has hit the internet showing Joe Jonas in a similar situation.  These two Asian-taunting, manufactured by Disney twits are, like, soul mates. Expect a non-apology to be released b...

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Think Britney Spears Is An Artist And I Personally Think Seth Rogen Is The Smartest Man In Hollywood

lohannylon1-1 I'm wondering how Beet will feel about this-her lady love Lohan talking smack about Brit.  Lindsay Lohan is the cover girl on the April issue of Nylon magazine and also talks about Sam, Sean Penn and her desire to model. On Samantha Ronson: Samantha and I have been living together… and I finally found this great new house in LA – so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block… I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted],...

Jewel Reaches A Whole New Level Of Self-Acceptance

Someone sent me one of those Facebook surveys titled "Firsts."  One question is, "What do you notice first about people?"  For me, it's teeth.  If you have bad teeth, I can be your friend but I can never kiss you. Jewel was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and shared all the ways a snaggletooth can be a girl's best friend...all in the form of a PSA. My stance hasn't changed....

Tom Sizemore: From Crack To Crackberries

11249520tomsizemore319200952839pm According to Wikipedia, and I find this so hard to believe, Tom Sizemore has six movies being released in 2009.  I can only imagine how quality they are.  But work is money and I predict that Sizemore is going to need a lot of it to pay for his defense for the newest in a long string of Tom Sizemore trials. Tom Sizemore's parole obligation stemming from previous crack charges ended in January 2009.  Looks like he'll be back at it, and by "it" I mean "jail",  now that he is under investi...

Leann Rimes’ Married Boyfriend Speaks Out

I know I shouldn't be so hung up on Leann Rimes' cheatin' ways but I can't help it!  I always hear about celebrity affairs but it's so rare that we get video footage.  The good news is that this should give Rimes excellent fodder for her next new album. Now the married dude she's been fucking has spoken out.  Eddie Cibrian is denying their involvement.  According to Cibrian, "Other than being friends and two actors who were romantically intertwined in a movie-for-television we filmed last fa...

Marilyn Manson Finally Discovers That The Grass Was Not Greener

56816904ditavonteese3192009122115pm I guess the main story here is that Marilyn Manson has been contacting his ex-wife, Dita Von Teese, since he split with Evan Rachel Wood.  To refresh your memory, Marilyn and Evan's relationship began while he was still married to Dita.  Now that he's single again, Dita claims that Marilyn has been in touch.  "He's been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, ‘I made a big mistake’. And I’m like, ‘Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better a...

The Economy Is Hitting All Of Us Hard

lisarinna-1 The always needy Lisa Rinna hit the corner of (where else?)  Melrose Avenue and Melrose Place, with the help of her friend Ross Matthews, to plead her case.  Looks like Lips Rinna is desperately angling to be cast on the CW's new Melrose Place. I'm all for it!  Everyone needs a job and hey, injections of copious amounts of Restalyne can get expensive! [gallery]...

Project Runway Finalist Throws Her Pussy Around

If you watched Season 5 of Project Runway, you already know that finalist Kenley Collins was a little bit of a nasal nut.  In every clip and interview she cried.  Or sounded like she was about to cry.  After the finale, she even cried on Live With Regis & Kelly. To be succinct, stability was not Kenley's strong point; apparently nothing has changed.  Ol' Kenley was arrested for assaulting the man that she was slated to marry this October.  I'm not sure what spiked the fashion mave...

R.I.P.

56181183natasharichardson317200911731pm It was reported, then unreported, but sadly, now it is confirmed.  Forty-five year old actress Natasha Richardson has passed away as a result of injuries sustained in a skiing accident on Monday. The family released the following statement: "Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha. They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time." ...
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