Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Simpson’s Fans: DVR ALERT

Simpsons-Bar For the second time ever, Fox will be running all  episodes of The Simpsons in a marathon on their FXX network.  What makes this time different is the last time they did this there were 552 episodes to run. This time there are 600. The beauty of this event is that they are run in chronological order, so if you have favorite episodes (I have about 3 dozen) you can set them to be record to enjoy at your leisure.  It's really a gift. The marathon will span 300 hours (13 days) begins a...

Brad Pitt Under Investigation for Child Abuse UPDATE!

screenshot-i2.mirror.co.uk 2016-09-22 12-49-10 UPDATE: The LAPD says they are not investigating Brad Pitt, despite a report by TMZ. Reported earlier: Always on top of things, TMZ is now reporting Brad is under investigation by the LAPD and L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services for allegedly getting verbally abusive and physical with his children, and that's what triggered the divorce. The claim is that Brad, Ang and the kids were on a private jet last week when he allegedly got extremely drunk and began wildly scream...

Johnny Depp Listing FIVE Penthouse Collection

  In 2007 Johnny Depp bought five adjacent penthouses in downtown Los Angeles.  He kept them largely separate, living in them “like rooms in a home,” according to real-estate agent Kevin Dees of Partners Trust. Now Mr. Depp is putting his unusual spread on the market for $12.78 million. The four 2 bedroom pads and one 1 bedroom total 11,500 sq ft of living space and can be purchased as a group or individually. Here's the important part. It's an insane place. The decor is ... insane.  If the home really reflects who we are as people, I think you can see where Johnny has slipped into an alternate reality. And parts of it look like the champagne room at the strip club.   BN-PX354_0922DE_J_20160920143258  In 2007 Johnny Depp bought five adjacent penthouses in downtown Los Angeles.  He kept them largely separate, living in them “like rooms in a home,” according to real-estate agent Kevin Dees of Partners Trust. Now Mr. Depp is putting his unusual spread on the market for $12.78 million. The four 2 bedroom pads and one 1 bedroom total 11,500 sq ft of living space and can be purchased as a group or individually. Here's the important part. It's an insane place. The decor is ......

Mia Farrows Son Dies Suddenly

screenshot-www.tmz.com 2016-09-21 20-49-45 Mia Farrows son, Thaddeus Farrow, died Wednesday, according to TMZ. Thaddeus died at Danbury Hospital in Connecticut, which is where his mother lives. Don't know if he lives with her or just in the area. Law enforcement confirmed he died from a life-threatening injury he suffered in his car ... and there was no foul play. There are no other details at this time. He was 27. Mia adopted Thaddeus -- who was paraplegic due to polio -- in 1994 from Calcutta, India. He was one of 10 children Mia h...

Brangelina Break-up: What We Know in Easy Bullet List

  screenshot-s1.ibtimes.com 2016-09-20 10-48-36  Everything we've read or heard in the past 24 hours has just confused us even more. So lets play the speculation game and round up all the shit we've heard and lay it out in bullet form for easy consumption.   Brangelina has always fought and been torrid, but has been really rough since June. Angelina completely surprised Brad with the divorce. She only decided to file within the past 10 days or so. Ange wanted a spectacle for the divorce by announcing the news in t...

AGT Winner Grace VanderWaal Gets Record Deal!

screenshot-www.dailymail.co.uk 2016-09-21 12-43-43 If you haven't heard the delightful little voice of Grace VanderWaal, expect to very soon. The 12 year old ukulele player writes and performs her own songs with a sweet and unique sound. The closest I can compare it to is Feist. The bergening star became a sensation from her very first audition when judge Howie Mandel hit the coveted Golden Buzzer -- will see her deal with Simon Cowell's Syco Music land at Sony Music's Columbia Records, Billboard confirms. There, VanderWaal will be ...

Watch George Clooney Learn About Brangelina Split

screenshot-www.fashionstylemag.com 2016-09-21 12-13-49 Poor George Clooney. He and Brad are thick as thieves when it's time to play, but it looks like on the serious issue Georgie can't even get a heads up. George was stopped by a CNN reporter and asked a few serious questions, but it was the last one that tripped him up. When ask how he feels on the dissolution of his longtime friend’s marriage he responded: “Why? What happened?” then the media training kicked in. “I didn’t know that. I feel very sorry then. That’s a sad story a...

BRAD AND ANGIE DIVORCING!!!!

screenshot-s1.ibtimes.com 2016-09-20 10-48-36 The worlds most beautiful couple are calling it a day! TMZ is reporting that Angelina Jolie has officially filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, citing that old chestnut of an excuse, irreconcilable difference.  Which is legal speak for "I just can't". Angie is asking for physical custody of the couple's 6 children.  She is asking the judge to give Pitt visitation.  It's significant ...she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody ... only joint legal custody. Sources connected with ...

HONY Photographer Buy Big in Chelsea

If you're unfamiliar with HONY, it stands for Humans of New York, and it's a Facebook sensation that began in 2010 and now includes books, foreign correspondence and millions of fans.  Brandon Stanton travels around the city of New York, taking pictures of everyday people and shares their story in roughly 2 paragraphs.  Do yourself a favor and check it out. Now the creator and main contributor has bought a luxury co-op in Chelsea for a cool $2.4 mil.  The 1850's townhome has 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, with a large backyard garden and it's just steps from the Highline! Screen-Shot-2016-09-15-at-12.41.36-PMIf you're unfamiliar with HONY, it stands for Humans of New York, and it's a Facebook sensation that began in 2010 and now includes books, foreign correspondence and millions of fans.  Brandon Stanton travels around the city of New York, taking pictures of everyday people and shares their story in roughly 2 paragraphs.  Do yourself a favor and check it out. Now the creator and main contributor has bought a luxury co-op in Chelsea for a cool $2.4 mil.  The 1850's townhome has 2 bedrooms, 2...

Leo DiCaprio Parting with Malibu Beach House

It's not the fanciest house. Certainly not the largest. But it is on the beach in the bu' and it is owned by the modelizing superstar Leo DiCaprio.  So you can understand the $10.9 million price tag. The remodeled 1950s bungalow had been listed for lease last year at $23,000 a month or $50,000 a month as a summer rental. Now he's unloading the 3 bed, 2 bath beach house.  A cozy 1.765 square feet of getaway gorgeousness.  Just steps from the water, but as with most malibu beach property, it's also on the Pacific Coast Highway.   la-fi-hotprop-leonardo-dicaprio-malibu-home-fo-001It's not the fanciest house. Certainly not the largest. But it is on the beach in the bu' and it is owned by the modelizing superstar Leo DiCaprio.  So you can understand the $10.9 million price tag. The remodeled 1950s bungalow had been listed for lease last year at $23,000 a month or $50,000 a month as a summer rental. Now he's unloading the 3 bed, 2 bath beach house.  A cozy 1.765 square feet of getaway gorgeousness.  Just steps from the water, but as with most malibu beach property, it's...

Top Authors with Work Adapted into Film and TV

  I came across this list when Jeopardy asked for the top adapted author in Final Jeopardy last week. And I was fascinated by the full roster.  The lower number authors especially. I mean all expected Billy Shakespeare to carve up that number one spot. So here's how this works. As you may know, an adaptation doesn't have to have the same title or even the same names or places. Just the same basic storyline.  For instance the amazing modern classic "Clueless" is an adaptation of Jane Austen's Emma.  "10 Things I Hate About You" is really Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew".   So those count towards the author's total numbers. With that in mind, this is the list, according to IMDB's list of credits.   screenshot-theredlist.com 2016-09-18 20-20-11  I came across this list when Jeopardy asked for the top adapted author in Final Jeopardy last week. And I was fascinated by the full roster.  The lower number authors especially. I mean all expected Billy Shakespeare to carve up that number one spot. So here's how this works. As you may know, an adaptation doesn't have to have the same title or even the same names or places. Just the same basic storyline.  For instance the amazing modern classic "Clueless" is an adaptation of Jane...

Mel Gibson Expecting Ninth Child

screenshot-www.telegraph.co.uk 2016-09-19 01-26-35 Mel Gibson, 60, is expecting a baby with his girlfriend Rosalind Ross, 26. The Braveheart star first met Ross, a scriptwriter and former equestrian vaulter, in early 2015 when she applied for a job at his production company Icon. The pair started dating in the summer, and made their relationship public at the 2016 Golden Globes. Gibson has seven children with former wife Robyn Moore, whom he was married to from 1980 to 2006. Their youngest child is Thomas, 17. He also has a six-year-old ...