Today's Evil Beet Gossip

OH God. Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson NOOO!!

  Early last year, news broke that actor Joseph Fiennes would be portraying Michael Jackson in a British television dramedy called Urban Myths about three celebrities escaping from New York City during 9/11. The episode is called  Elizabeth, Michael and Marlon, because it follows Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson and Marlon Brando desperately trying to escape NYC on September 11th. Airs on the BBC. The story is, if you didn't know, a small urban legend and never happened. But I don't want to bury the lede here. The controversy was over the choice to cast white actor Joseph Fiennes as black man Michael Jackson.  But now... now we see the terrifying and crazy looking monster that the show created to represent the king of pop. UNSEEEEEEEE rs_560x266-170110165301-560-fiennes2  Early last year, news broke that actor Joseph Fiennes would be portraying Michael Jackson in a British television dramedy called Urban Myths about three celebrities escaping from New York City during 9/11. The episode is called  Elizabeth, Michael and Marlon, because it follows Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson and Marlon Brando desperately trying to escape NYC on September 11th. Airs on the BBC. The story is, if you didn't know, a small urban legend and never happened. But I don't w...

Jon Stewarts Animal Sanctuary Approved!

screenshot-media.mnn.com 2017-01-11 22-33-30 You may recall that last year a bull fated for death in a Queens slaughterhouse made a daring escape, and ran through Jamaica till it found a patch of lawn at York College where it was captured by police. But the bull didn't go back to the slaughterhouse. Instead comedian Jon Stewart and his wife brought him to their farm in New Jersey. There they have lots of rescued animals and he could live out his life in peace. Now the couple have been approved to build an animal sanctuary in Colts Ne...

Tarek El Moussa Requests Spousal Support from Christina

 

This divorce looks like its own reality show in the making. Although Flip or Flop stars Christina and Tarek El Moussa vow that they are going to keep their HGTV show alive despite their split, their legal proceedings could take a turn for the dramatic.925bd4b3589a0e346b500ec9f8707840  This divorce looks like its own reality show in the making. Although Flip or Flop stars Christina and Tarek El Moussa vow that they are going to keep their HGTV show alive despite their split, their legal proceedings could take a turn for the dramatic. Tarek has filed for divorce from his wife and co-star after seven years of marriage. According to TMZ, he wants Christina to pay him spousal support but wants the judge to deny any attempt she makes to request it from him. “It’s civilized, or as best as it can be ...

BREAKING: OREO flavored Cadbury Eggs

We're still following this story to make sure there are no hoaxes involved.  Actually, I don't even like Cadbury eggs but good lord I know some eggheads. I know a girl who gave birth to her son in January and her husband said "whatever you want, name it, I'll get it!" and she asked for a Cadbury egg. In January. And damn it, he found her one. 3C0533AF00000578-4105236-image-m-24_1484051032633We're still following this story to make sure there are no hoaxes involved.  Actually, I don't even like Cadbury eggs but good lord I know some eggheads. I know a girl who gave birth to her son in January and her husband said "whatever you want, name it, I'll get it!" and she asked for a Cadbury egg. In January. And damn it, he found her one.  So what could improve the already beloved sweet? Oreos. The real injustice? They're only in Canada right now. Once no canadians die from the concoction they will surely sta...

Celine Dions Paris home for sale

Since the tragic death of her beloved husband, Renee, Celine has been doing some downsizing to her life and real estate portfolio.  And as a result, this fully furnished home that is just busting with art and character can be yours for a mere -gulp- $9,3 million. Situated in the tony Villa Montmorency, which is a prestigious neighbourhood in the 16th district, and is also gated and guarded 24 hours a day. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms and a beautiful mezzanine of all bookshelves. It's wonderful. celinedion_paris3Since the tragic death of her beloved husband, Renee, Celine has been doing some downsizing to her life and real estate portfolio.  And as a result, this fully furnished home that is just busting with art and character can be yours for a mere -gulp- $9,3 million. Situated in the tony Villa Montmorency, which is a prestigious neighbourhood in the 16th district, and is also gated and guarded 24 hours a day. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms and a beautiful mezzanine of all bookshelves. It's wonderful. ...

Keurig is answering your beer prayers

$ Keurig, the maker of single-cup coffee machines, says it is teaming up with beer giant Anheuser-Busch InBev to build an at-home booze maker. The companies said Friday that they hope to create a product that could whip up beer, cocktails and spirits. AB InBev, based in Belgium, makes Budweiser, Stella Artois and other beers. Waterbury, Vermont-based Keurig Green Mountain tried to grow beyond coffee makers before, but its Keurig Kold at-home soda makers sold poorly and were discontinued ...

Fans mourn death of California’s famous ‘drive-thru’ sequoia

The Pioneer Cabin Tree, estimated to be more than 1,000 years old, toppled and shattered from its historic height in Calaveras Big Trees State Park in Calaveras County, California, over the weekend.

In photos captured on Sunday, the “drive-through” massive sequoia tree could not endure the flooding caused by rainstorms throughout the weekend. Jim Allday, who is a volunteer at the park and took the photos, told the San Francisco Gate that the tree fell around 2 p.m. and “shattered” when it hit the ground. He also added people had been walking through it that same day. Back in the 1880s, the Pioneer Cabin was hollowed out so tourists (and even cars!) could pass through it. It is a stop on the “Big Trees Trail” within the state park. It's really a lose to the great park and future visitors. 06968e5b30244a72a7b6f083ffe1dba5The Pioneer Cabin Tree, estimated to be more than 1,000 years old, toppled and shattered from its historic height in Calaveras Big Trees State Park in Calaveras County, California, over the weekend. In photos captured on Sunday, the “drive-through” massive sequoia tree could not endure the flooding caused by rainstorms throughout the weekend. Jim Allday, who is a volunteer at the park and took the photos, told the San Francisco Gate that the tree fell around 2 p.m. and “shattered” when...

Robbie Williams Sells home to DJ Khaled

This DJ Khaled, man this guy knows how to strike a hot oven.  This guy is everywhere and it looks like it's paid off big time.  To the tune of $9,900,000. DJ Khaled just bought Robbie Williams’ 10,700-square-foot Beverly Hills mansion. The hip-hop producer and Snapchat guru ponied up $9.9 million for the Mulholland Estates residence, which the British pop star first listed for $11 million in June, Variety reported. The stately chateau, described in marketing materials as a “restored modern traditional,” has seven bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. It features a double height foyer, formal living room, marble fireplace, eat-in kitchen, and gym. On the grounds, there’s a courtyard, dining loggia, swimming pool and cabana, and an outdoor fireplace. Jeff Kohl and Mauricio Umansky of the Agency were the listing agents. Williams bought the home for nearly $5.5 million in 2002. robbiewilliams_bh_sold1This DJ Khaled, man this guy knows how to strike a hot oven.  This guy is everywhere and it looks like it's paid off big time.  To the tune of $9,900,000. DJ Khaled just bought Robbie Williams’ 10,700-square-foot Beverly Hills mansion. The hip-hop producer and Snapchat guru ponied up $9.9 million for the Mulholland Estates residence, which the British pop star first listed for $11 million in June, Variety reported. The stately chateau, described in marketing materials as a “restored m...

The Chris Brown/Soulja Fight Grows in Ridiculousness

screenshot-pagesix.com 2017-01-09 14-57-43 These two, I swear. This is the lamest instagram fight that didn't come out of a middle school. But any reason to get in a tangle, ah, Chris? It appears a Twitter feud between Chris Brown and Soulja Boy really is going to culminate in a celebrity boxing match, and two of the sports biggest stars have signed on to train the combatants. After Soulja Boy announced that he recruited Floyd Mayweather to train him for the three-round bout – which will air on a Mayweather Promotions PPV card ...

Best/Worst Dressed from the Globes!

I take my fashion very seriously. And I treated it honestly. Like all art, it's subjective. So if I like something you hate or hate something you like, have at it in the comments. But these are my opinions. Lets begin. Always prepared with a knock out look, SJP slays at the awards. I'm not even a fan of the cold shoulder style, but this is gorg. 3BF7B05400000578-4100176-image-a-467_1483935607609I take my fashion very seriously. And I treated it honestly. Like all art, it's subjective. So if I like something you hate or hate something you like, have at it in the comments. But these are my opinions. Lets begin. Always prepared with a knock out look, SJP slays at the awards. I'm not even a fan of the cold shoulder style, but this is gorg. Silver was everywhere and that took away a bit from this lovely star covered gem. Emma Stone looks great.   Natalie Portman is pregnant and just like...

Pete Sampras sells scenic Brentwood estate

Tennis star Pete Sampras and his wife, actress-singer, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, have sold their Brentwood-area home for $7.25 million. The gated estate on more than half a wooded acre had been listed at $7.9 million at the time of the sale. The couple bought the home in 2009 for $5.9 million, public records show.
Renovated and expanded during their seven years of ownership, the traditional-style house has a library, a theater room and a wine cellar in 6,900 square feet of living space. There are upper and lower master suites for a total of six bedrooms and 6.5 bathrooms. la-fi-hotprop-pete-sampras-brentwood-home-for--006Tennis star Pete Sampras and his wife, actress-singer, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, have sold their Brentwood-area home for $7.25 million. The gated estate on more than half a wooded acre had been listed at $7.9 million at the time of the sale. The couple bought the home in 2009 for $5.9 million, public records show. Renovated and expanded during their seven years of ownership, the traditional-style house has a library, a theater room and a wine cellar in 6,900 square feet of living space. The...

Megyn Kelly taking Savannah Guthrie’s Spot?

screenshot-mail.google.com 2017-01-05 22-51-11 I will NOT be happy with this... but Page Six is claiming staff at NBC is in a frenzy that Megyn Kelly is being groomed to eventually take over Savannah Guthrie’s role at the “Today” show” after NBC News boss Andy Lack stunned everyone this week by signing her. Multiple sources said the talk at 30 Rock yesterday was that Kelly could take the top job at “Today.” “There is a rumor on set that Megyn would eventually get the lead anchor role on ‘Today,’ pushing Savannah out,...