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The 5 Kinds of Rom-Com Posters

Romantic comedies are (arguably) the most formulaic of all movies, and studios use that rom-com formula to make a bunch of money with very little effort. Many fans enjoy the predictable nature of rom-coms, and will actually get upset if a film strays too far from the norm, so it’s no wonder filmmakers don’t even try to do anything different with the genre. In fact, romantic comedies are kept predictable right down to their poster layouts, of which there are around five types. 1. Back to Back: 1-66Romantic comedies are (arguably) the most formulaic of all movies, and studios use that rom-com formula to make a bunch of money with very little effort. Many fans enjoy the predictable nature of rom-coms, and will actually get upset if a film strays too far from the norm, so it’s no wonder filmmakers don’t even try to do anything different with the genre. In fact, romantic comedies are kept predictable right down to their poster layouts, of which there are around five types. 1. Back to Back: ...

Otto Frank Film Bought by Fox

  Fox Searchlight has won the production rights to the first big manuscript of the year.   “Keeper of the Diary” follows Otto Frank as he goes in search of a publishing house that will print the diary of his daughter, Anne.screenshot-img.theepochtimes.com 2017-01-16 12-54-38  Fox Searchlight has won the production rights to the first big manuscript of the year.   “Keeper of the Diary” follows Otto Frank as he goes in search of a publishing house that will print the diary of his daughter, Anne. Of course Otto Frank lost his entire family in the holocaust, including his daughter Anne, who prior to her time in the death camps kept a diary of her life in hiding.  Following the war Otto discovered the diary and dedicated his life to finding someone who would help him share th...

Accidental Swastikas recalled

A pair of work boots are being recalled after a customer discovered tiny swastikas on the sole6RR0jLTA pair of work boots are being recalled after a customer discovered tiny swastikas on the soles. A photo of the design flaw was posted on Reddit and the post has been viewed millions of times. It shows the soles of the boots and then the design the soles make.  As you can see they leave tiny swastikas wherever you walk. The military-style boots were made by Polar Fox and sold on Amazon. A manager at Conal International Trading Inc. who manufactures the boots said it was unintentiona...

‘Girls’ star Jemima Kirke splits from husband

screenshot-cdn0.vox-cdn.com 2017-01-13 13-29-03 It’s over for “Girls” star Jemima Kirke and husband Michael Mosberg. The couple split after seven years of marriage last summer, Us Weekly first reported Thursday. A source told the mag that Mosberg, who Kirke met during her second stint in rehab, had used the celeb-approved dating app Raya in July. After wedding in 2009, Kirke, 31, and Mosberg welcomed daughter Rafaella, 6, in 2010. The actress gave birth to son Memphis, 4, two years later. Mosberg has two other children, daught...

Alexis Bellino sells stylish home in Orange County

“Real Housewives of Orange County” personality Alexis Bellino, through a California corporation that lists her as president, has sold a home in San Juan Capistrano for $2.739 million. The Spanish-inspired house, built in 1991 and since updated, sits on a cul-de-sac with a swimming pool, two spas and a waterfall feature. Dark wood beams, black-hued chandeliers and light marble floors give the roughly 6,450 square feet of interior space a contemporary vibe. A formal dining room with a fireplace, a wood-paneled office, a game room, four bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms are among the living areas. An updated kitchen centers on a marble-topped island. Another area holds a wall of glass-paneled cabinets filled with handbags and accessories. la-fi-hotprop-alexis-bellino-house-sold-201701-002“Real Housewives of Orange County” personality Alexis Bellino, through a California corporation that lists her as president, has sold a home in San Juan Capistrano for $2.739 million. The Spanish-inspired house, built in 1991 and since updated, sits on a cul-de-sac with a swimming pool, two spas and a waterfall feature. Dark wood beams, black-hued chandeliers and light marble floors give the roughly 6,450 square feet of interior space a contemporary vibe. A formal dining room with a fireplace,...

Idris Elba Auctioning of HIMSELF!

screenshot-pixel.nymag.com 2017-01-12 14-38-12 I need to be as clear as I can be. Idris Elba IS PERFECTION.  The man is class, charm and looks all rolled into one. I WANT this dinner date. Idris Elba is auctioning off an opportunity for a once-in-a-lifetime private date with him. “That’s right love, just you and me. No one else around. Just us,” he promises in an advertisement for the auction. The fundraising campaign is put on by Omaze and proceeds go to the WE (Women Everywhere) Can Lead organization, which aims to ensure...

OH God. Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson NOOO!!

  Early last year, news broke that actor Joseph Fiennes would be portraying Michael Jackson in a British television dramedy called Urban Myths about three celebrities escaping from New York City during 9/11. The episode is called  Elizabeth, Michael and Marlon, because it follows Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson and Marlon Brando desperately trying to escape NYC on September 11th. Airs on the BBC. The story is, if you didn't know, a small urban legend and never happened. But I don't want to bury the lede here. The controversy was over the choice to cast white actor Joseph Fiennes as black man Michael Jackson.  But now... now we see the terrifying and crazy looking monster that the show created to represent the king of pop. UNSEEEEEEEE rs_560x266-170110165301-560-fiennes2  Early last year, news broke that actor Joseph Fiennes would be portraying Michael Jackson in a British television dramedy called Urban Myths about three celebrities escaping from New York City during 9/11. The episode is called  Elizabeth, Michael and Marlon, because it follows Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson and Marlon Brando desperately trying to escape NYC on September 11th. Airs on the BBC. The story is, if you didn't know, a small urban legend and never happened. But I don't w...

Jon Stewarts Animal Sanctuary Approved!

screenshot-media.mnn.com 2017-01-11 22-33-30 You may recall that last year a bull fated for death in a Queens slaughterhouse made a daring escape, and ran through Jamaica till it found a patch of lawn at York College where it was captured by police. But the bull didn't go back to the slaughterhouse. Instead comedian Jon Stewart and his wife brought him to their farm in New Jersey. There they have lots of rescued animals and he could live out his life in peace. Now the couple have been approved to build an animal sanctuary in Colts Ne...

Tarek El Moussa Requests Spousal Support from Christina

 

This divorce looks like its own reality show in the making. Although Flip or Flop stars Christina and Tarek El Moussa vow that they are going to keep their HGTV show alive despite their split, their legal proceedings could take a turn for the dramatic.925bd4b3589a0e346b500ec9f8707840  This divorce looks like its own reality show in the making. Although Flip or Flop stars Christina and Tarek El Moussa vow that they are going to keep their HGTV show alive despite their split, their legal proceedings could take a turn for the dramatic. Tarek has filed for divorce from his wife and co-star after seven years of marriage. According to TMZ, he wants Christina to pay him spousal support but wants the judge to deny any attempt she makes to request it from him. “It’s civilized, or as best as it can be ...

BREAKING: OREO flavored Cadbury Eggs

We're still following this story to make sure there are no hoaxes involved.  Actually, I don't even like Cadbury eggs but good lord I know some eggheads. I know a girl who gave birth to her son in January and her husband said "whatever you want, name it, I'll get it!" and she asked for a Cadbury egg. In January. And damn it, he found her one. 3C0533AF00000578-4105236-image-m-24_1484051032633We're still following this story to make sure there are no hoaxes involved.  Actually, I don't even like Cadbury eggs but good lord I know some eggheads. I know a girl who gave birth to her son in January and her husband said "whatever you want, name it, I'll get it!" and she asked for a Cadbury egg. In January. And damn it, he found her one.  So what could improve the already beloved sweet? Oreos. The real injustice? They're only in Canada right now. Once no canadians die from the concoction they will surely sta...

Celine Dions Paris home for sale

Since the tragic death of her beloved husband, Renee, Celine has been doing some downsizing to her life and real estate portfolio.  And as a result, this fully furnished home that is just busting with art and character can be yours for a mere -gulp- $9,3 million. Situated in the tony Villa Montmorency, which is a prestigious neighbourhood in the 16th district, and is also gated and guarded 24 hours a day. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms and a beautiful mezzanine of all bookshelves. It's wonderful. celinedion_paris3Since the tragic death of her beloved husband, Renee, Celine has been doing some downsizing to her life and real estate portfolio.  And as a result, this fully furnished home that is just busting with art and character can be yours for a mere -gulp- $9,3 million. Situated in the tony Villa Montmorency, which is a prestigious neighbourhood in the 16th district, and is also gated and guarded 24 hours a day. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms and a beautiful mezzanine of all bookshelves. It's wonderful. ...

Keurig is answering your beer prayers

$ Keurig, the maker of single-cup coffee machines, says it is teaming up with beer giant Anheuser-Busch InBev to build an at-home booze maker. The companies said Friday that they hope to create a product that could whip up beer, cocktails and spirits. AB InBev, based in Belgium, makes Budweiser, Stella Artois and other beers. Waterbury, Vermont-based Keurig Green Mountain tried to grow beyond coffee makers before, but its Keurig Kold at-home soda makers sold poorly and were discontinued ...