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Hilfiger wants $27 Mill for crazy Florida home

This is one of the craziest homes I've seen in awhile, and I look at real estate constantly. But 65 year old Tommy Hilfiger has surpassed even those crazy $100 million dollar homes that come complete with furnishings and the wildest decor.  And for the bargain basement price of $27,500,000.  The catch is, it's in Florida. This monster of a beach house has over 14,000 square feet, filled with 7 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, movie theater, pop art style walls, art by Andy Warhol and even fruit wallpaper made out of scratch and sniff material in one of the guest bathrooms.  Think Wonka. But before you judge, notice the one bathroom with the bottle of bodywash in the shape of a minion from Despicable Me.  And when you imagine having kids running around a house, you can't imagine them happier than they could be here. ISuspnj2qdawmw1000000000This is one of the craziest homes I've seen in awhile, and I look at real estate constantly. But 65 year old Tommy Hilfiger has surpassed even those crazy $100 million dollar homes that come complete with furnishings and the wildest decor.  And for the bargain basement price of $27,500,000.  The catch is, it's in Florida. This monster of a beach house has over 14,000 square feet, filled with 7 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, movie theater, pop art style walls, art by Andy Warhol and even fruit wallpaper...

Trump Kills Spirit of Cannabis Cup

President Trump's promise to get tough on marijuana is harshing the mellow at a famous cannabis festival in Las Vegas, which is suddenly abiding by federal laws -- meaning no one can get stoned. Organizers for this year's High Times Cannabis Cup -- which kicks off in downloadPresident Trump's promise to get tough on marijuana is harshing the mellow at a famous cannabis festival in Las Vegas, which is suddenly abiding by federal laws -- meaning no one can get stoned. Organizers for this year's High Times Cannabis Cup -- which kicks off in March -- tell TMZ that pot wont be allowed at the event this year, and that goes for headliners Ludacris, Chief Keef and Cypress Hill's B-Real too.  And come on. Chief and B-Real aren't playing along with those rules. Even though...

Bill Cosby trial will be decided by outside, sequestered jury

A sequestered jury from an outside county will decide the sexual assault case against Bill Cosby, a suburban Philadelphia judge ruled Monday, rejecting a defense request to move the trial itself because of worldwide media reports that the actor's lawyers say brand him a "serial rapist."screenshot-media2.s-nbcnews.com 2017-02-28 13-09-55A sequestered jury from an outside county will decide the sexual assault case against Bill Cosby, a suburban Philadelphia judge ruled Monday, rejecting a defense request to move the trial itself because of worldwide media reports that the actor's lawyers say brand him a "serial rapist." Montgomery County Judge Steven O'Neill will oversee a June 5 trial over charges that Cosby drugged and molested a former Temple University employee in 2004. O'Neill's ruling came after lawyers for the 79-yea...

Britney Spears gets $7 million for Lake Sherwood home

Superstar Britney Spears has sold her home in the Lake Sherwood area of Thousand Oaks for $7 million. The Spanish-style house on more than an acre is 8,500-square-foot, built in 2010 and since updated, has arched doors and windows, vaulted ceilings and pocketing walls of glass for indoor-outdoor living. A great room with a fireplace, a home theater, two offices and a kitchen with two islands are among the common areas. In the family room area, a glass-enclosed wine cellar sits behind the wet bar. Despite the sale, the singer and Vegas headliner won’t be leaving the Thousand Oaks area anytime soon. Two years ago she bought another estate in the area for $7.1 million. The 12,500-square-foot Italian villa sits on 21 acres in an enclave developed by actors Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis. la-fi-hotprop-britney-spears-house-20160405-ph-003Superstar Britney Spears has sold her home in the Lake Sherwood area of Thousand Oaks for $7 million. The Spanish-style house on more than an acre is 8,500-square-foot, built in 2010 and since updated, has arched doors and windows, vaulted ceilings and pocketing walls of glass for indoor-outdoor living. A great room with a fireplace, a home theater, two offices and a kitchen with two islands are among the common areas. In the family room area, a glass-enclosed wine cellar sits behind the wet...

Seinfeld, Hart, Silverman to headline Comedy Central’s festival

Comedy Central wants to move stand-up comedy out of the clubs and into the realm occupied by massive outdoor events like Bonaroo or Lollapalooza.sarah-silvermanComedy Central wants to move stand-up comedy out of the clubs and into the realm occupied by massive outdoor events like Bonaroo or Lollapalooza. The Viacom-owned cable network plans to launch the “Colossal Clusterfest,” a three-day event that will feature comedy showcases, music, podcast recordings and collaborations by the artists attending, all held at San Francisco’s Civic Center Plaza and Bill Graham Civic Auditorium from Friday, June 2 to Sunday June 4. Comedy Central plans to air a 90-...

Artist Captures Trumps Scandalous Side

British artist Alison Jackson is best known for staging a photo session that depicted the Royal screenshot-cdn-parismatch.ladmedia.fr 2017-02-27 02-31-22British artist Alison Jackson is best known for staging a photo session that depicted the Royal family (seen at the right) in a bunch of deliciously inappropriate situations.  And now she's moved on to bigger fish. Trump. In her series titled 'Mental Images', Jackson has fun portraying the secret life of the donald in some trashy and compromising photos.  All look alike actors, of course. The photos get pretty NSFW, so be sure to view them when you're in a safe area.  In the photos we se...

‘People’s Court’ judge Joseph Wapner dead at 97

screenshot-media.nbclosangeles.com 2017-02-27 01-05-42 TV’s first famous judge has left the bench for good. Joseph Wapner, who ushered in reality court shows as the first star of “The People’s Court,” died Sunday after a week of health problems, according to TMZ. He was 97. Wapner was hospitalized last week for breathing problems and returned to his Los Angeles home Friday under hospice care, according to TMZ. His cause of death was not immediately announced. Wapner debuted on the show in 1981 and remained on “The People’s Court” for 12 years, longer than any other judge i...

Oscar Dresses: The Best and Bourgiest

Even if you watched the awards, you may not have seen all these amazing outfits because not everyone who hit the carpet was seen again once inside.  Some day we'll do a post of just the dressed worn by seat fillers. But for this year we'll stick to the A - J List actors that graced the rug.

As always, the commentary of tonight's red carpet is all in good fun. We're not passing judgement on the people kind enough to be photographed. Just the clothes they wore. If you feel you're especially sensitive by nature, maybe don't read the comments. If you're up for some fun, read ahead and feel free to comment!

Jennifer Goodwin and husband Josh Dallas.  Let me just start by saying his tux is yummy. I love velvet tuxes (and there were a bunch tonight) but this is a nice chocolate shade and it's great. Those dick hugging pants tho... enough already.   And then Jen goes and clashes with that brown jacket with what looks like a very itchy cocktail colored dress.

3DB8A01700000578-4249972-image-a-166_1488152800580Even if you watched the awards, you may not have seen all these amazing outfits because not everyone who hit the carpet was seen again once inside.  Some day we'll do a post of just the dressed worn by seat fillers. But for this year we'll stick to the A - J List actors that graced the rug. As always, the commentary of tonight's red carpet is all in good fun. We're not passing judgement on the people kind enough to be photographed. Just the clothes they wore. If you feel you're especially sensitiv...

Stephen Dorff Has an $8 million Malibu Home? How?

If you don't know Stephen Dorff, you shouldn't be embarrassed. He's a near nobody after a mildly successful career in the 90's.  "Blade" and some other movies.  Oh don't get me wrong. He works. Consistently. Still.  But you'll know him mostly as the existential smoker in the Blu e-cig commercials. So how does a guy like this have an $8,450,000 Malibu screenshot-d6u22qyv3ngwz.cloudfront.net 2017-02-24 02-04-30If you don't know Stephen Dorff, you shouldn't be embarrassed. He's a near nobody after a mildly successful career in the 90's.  "Blade" and some other movies.  Oh don't get me wrong. He works. Consistently. Still.  But you'll know him mostly as the existential smoker in the Blu e-cig commercials. So how does a guy like this have an $8,450,000 Malibu beach home on the market?   Could be he saved or invested well.  Could be he got money from his cray successful composer, Steve Dorff.  We'll never know. Designed by Buff & Hensman and built in 1968, the midcentury modern-style two-sto...

Robin Thicke Wasn’t Bribing Dept of Children

  0223-robin-thicke-supervised-visit-akm-gsi-7  Pics have surfaced of Robin Thicke and his son, Julian, at Nobu in Malibu ... the lunch Paula Patton claims was essentially an attempt to bribe the Dept. of Children and Family Services with sushi. TMZ reports Robin's team has laughed at Paula's claims, and says the monitor -- Mike, who's wearing the hat -- sat at a separate table and only drank water. The monitor is required by the judge to be present the entire time Robin is with his 6-year-old son. The monitor was sitting a...

Trudeau’s Ass takes over the internet

Politics aside, the Trump administration is great for the meme business.   And apparently so is Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. Justin Trudeau has been one of the internet’s many boyfriends for quite some time now.  Never forget the way his charming smile won the hearts of every woman or man he came across. 9e95de3143c64d8ba56369f4edd19bd9Politics aside, the Trump administration is great for the meme business.   And apparently so is Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. Justin Trudeau has been one of the internet’s many boyfriends for quite some time now.  Never forget the way his charming smile won the hearts of every woman or man he came across.   And now the internet is once again feasting on the Quebec cutie's ample assets in the back.  AKA, his derrière.   I'm not down with the tight trouser craze,...

Jason Biggs selling hella cool TriBeCa Loft

Jason Biggs, and his equally successful wife, Jenny Mollen are that hip couple you secretly hate b/c they're so in love and seem to have it all. Successful careers, pure unadulterated passion and the coolest apartment in TriBeCa.  Or at least for a little longer, b/c they're selling their 2,200 square foot for a cool $2,995,000. According to the listing, the “quintessential Tribeca loft” features two bedrooms, two bathrooms (though it is currently configured as a three-bedroom), huge picture windows, antique columns and access to the 1,000-square-foot common roof deck. Oh and BEAMS!!#@$%#%$&& I want it. biggsmollen_nyc2Jason Biggs, and his equally successful wife, Jenny Mollen are that hip couple you secretly hate b/c they're so in love and seem to have it all. Successful careers, pure unadulterated passion and the coolest apartment in TriBeCa.  Or at least for a little longer, b/c they're selling their 2,200 square foot for a cool $2,995,000. According to the listing, the “quintessential Tribeca loft” features two bedrooms, two bathrooms (though it is currently configured as a three-bedroom), huge picture...