Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Seinfeld, Hart, Silverman to headline Comedy Central’s festival

Comedy Central wants to move stand-up comedy out of the clubs and into the realm occupied by massive outdoor events like Bonaroo or Lollapalooza.sarah-silvermanComedy Central wants to move stand-up comedy out of the clubs and into the realm occupied by massive outdoor events like Bonaroo or Lollapalooza. The Viacom-owned cable network plans to launch the “Colossal Clusterfest,” a three-day event that will feature comedy showcases, music, podcast recordings and collaborations by the artists attending, all held at San Francisco’s Civic Center Plaza and Bill Graham Civic Auditorium from Friday, June 2 to Sunday June 4. Comedy Central plans to air a 90-...

Artist Captures Trumps Scandalous Side

British artist Alison Jackson is best known for staging a photo session that depicted the Royal screenshot-cdn-parismatch.ladmedia.fr 2017-02-27 02-31-22British artist Alison Jackson is best known for staging a photo session that depicted the Royal family (seen at the right) in a bunch of deliciously inappropriate situations.  And now she's moved on to bigger fish. Trump. In her series titled 'Mental Images', Jackson has fun portraying the secret life of the donald in some trashy and compromising photos.  All look alike actors, of course. The photos get pretty NSFW, so be sure to view them when you're in a safe area.  In the photos we se...

‘People’s Court’ judge Joseph Wapner dead at 97

screenshot-media.nbclosangeles.com 2017-02-27 01-05-42 TV’s first famous judge has left the bench for good. Joseph Wapner, who ushered in reality court shows as the first star of “The People’s Court,” died Sunday after a week of health problems, according to TMZ. He was 97. Wapner was hospitalized last week for breathing problems and returned to his Los Angeles home Friday under hospice care, according to TMZ. His cause of death was not immediately announced. Wapner debuted on the show in 1981 and remained on “The People’s Court” for 12 years, longer than any other judge i...

Oscar Dresses: The Best and Bourgiest

Even if you watched the awards, you may not have seen all these amazing outfits because not everyone who hit the carpet was seen again once inside.  Some day we'll do a post of just the dressed worn by seat fillers. But for this year we'll stick to the A - J List actors that graced the rug.

As always, the commentary of tonight's red carpet is all in good fun. We're not passing judgement on the people kind enough to be photographed. Just the clothes they wore. If you feel you're especially sensitive by nature, maybe don't read the comments. If you're up for some fun, read ahead and feel free to comment!

Jennifer Goodwin and husband Josh Dallas.  Let me just start by saying his tux is yummy. I love velvet tuxes (and there were a bunch tonight) but this is a nice chocolate shade and it's great. Those dick hugging pants tho... enough already.   And then Jen goes and clashes with that brown jacket with what looks like a very itchy cocktail colored dress.

3DB8A01700000578-4249972-image-a-166_1488152800580Even if you watched the awards, you may not have seen all these amazing outfits because not everyone who hit the carpet was seen again once inside.  Some day we'll do a post of just the dressed worn by seat fillers. But for this year we'll stick to the A - J List actors that graced the rug. As always, the commentary of tonight's red carpet is all in good fun. We're not passing judgement on the people kind enough to be photographed. Just the clothes they wore. If you feel you're especially sensitiv...

Stephen Dorff Has an $8 million Malibu Home? How?

If you don't know Stephen Dorff, you shouldn't be embarrassed. He's a near nobody after a mildly successful career in the 90's.  "Blade" and some other movies.  Oh don't get me wrong. He works. Consistently. Still.  But you'll know him mostly as the existential smoker in the Blu e-cig commercials. So how does a guy like this have an $8,450,000 Malibu screenshot-d6u22qyv3ngwz.cloudfront.net 2017-02-24 02-04-30If you don't know Stephen Dorff, you shouldn't be embarrassed. He's a near nobody after a mildly successful career in the 90's.  "Blade" and some other movies.  Oh don't get me wrong. He works. Consistently. Still.  But you'll know him mostly as the existential smoker in the Blu e-cig commercials. So how does a guy like this have an $8,450,000 Malibu beach home on the market?   Could be he saved or invested well.  Could be he got money from his cray successful composer, Steve Dorff.  We'll never know. Designed by Buff & Hensman and built in 1968, the midcentury modern-style two-sto...

Robin Thicke Wasn’t Bribing Dept of Children

  0223-robin-thicke-supervised-visit-akm-gsi-7  Pics have surfaced of Robin Thicke and his son, Julian, at Nobu in Malibu ... the lunch Paula Patton claims was essentially an attempt to bribe the Dept. of Children and Family Services with sushi. TMZ reports Robin's team has laughed at Paula's claims, and says the monitor -- Mike, who's wearing the hat -- sat at a separate table and only drank water. The monitor is required by the judge to be present the entire time Robin is with his 6-year-old son. The monitor was sitting a...

Trudeau’s Ass takes over the internet

Politics aside, the Trump administration is great for the meme business.   And apparently so is Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. Justin Trudeau has been one of the internet’s many boyfriends for quite some time now.  Never forget the way his charming smile won the hearts of every woman or man he came across. 9e95de3143c64d8ba56369f4edd19bd9Politics aside, the Trump administration is great for the meme business.   And apparently so is Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. Justin Trudeau has been one of the internet’s many boyfriends for quite some time now.  Never forget the way his charming smile won the hearts of every woman or man he came across.   And now the internet is once again feasting on the Quebec cutie's ample assets in the back.  AKA, his derrière.   I'm not down with the tight trouser craze,...

Jason Biggs selling hella cool TriBeCa Loft

Jason Biggs, and his equally successful wife, Jenny Mollen are that hip couple you secretly hate b/c they're so in love and seem to have it all. Successful careers, pure unadulterated passion and the coolest apartment in TriBeCa.  Or at least for a little longer, b/c they're selling their 2,200 square foot for a cool $2,995,000. According to the listing, the “quintessential Tribeca loft” features two bedrooms, two bathrooms (though it is currently configured as a three-bedroom), huge picture windows, antique columns and access to the 1,000-square-foot common roof deck. Oh and BEAMS!!#@$%#%$&& I want it. biggsmollen_nyc2Jason Biggs, and his equally successful wife, Jenny Mollen are that hip couple you secretly hate b/c they're so in love and seem to have it all. Successful careers, pure unadulterated passion and the coolest apartment in TriBeCa.  Or at least for a little longer, b/c they're selling their 2,200 square foot for a cool $2,995,000. According to the listing, the “quintessential Tribeca loft” features two bedrooms, two bathrooms (though it is currently configured as a three-bedroom), huge picture...

Gold Kanye Statue will make you pee in fear

Of COURSE I love this.  How can you not?  Ahead of Oscars weekend, a gold-painted statue $Of COURSE I love this.  How can you not?  Ahead of Oscars weekend, a gold-painted statue depicting Kanye West as Christ on the cross popped up yesterday near the Dolby Theater in Hollywood where the Oscars are held. Complete with thorn crown, nailed hands and, just as in biblical times, Yeezy sneakers.  The work is titled 'False Idol' and its by a local LA artist that goes by Plastic Jesus.  A third rate provocateur artist who finally got my attention. (which, clearly, is the goal of all a...

Andrew Ridgeley’s tearful George Michael tribute

Full disclosure, I was more than a Wham! fan as a kid. I was Andrew Ridgeley obsessed. (he was the other guy in [caption id="attachment_167556" align="alignright" width="500"]Pepsi, Andrew, ShirlieFull disclosure, I was more than a Wham! fan as a kid. I was Andrew Ridgeley obsessed. (he was the other guy in [caption id="attachment_167556" align="alignright" width="500"] Pepsi, Andrew, Shirlie[/caption] Wham!)  And while many of you weren't even born in 1986, I was front and center watching George and Andrew jitterbug on stage in Philadelphia. So I was especially touched to see Andrew deliver a weepy tribute to his partner and friend, George, at the Brit Awards Wednesday night in...

Frank Sinatra Palm Springs Villa For Sale

Frank Sinatra’s Villa Maggio getaway takes in panoramic views from its perch above the Coachella Valley. The Palm Desert retreat includes three houses, a swimming pool, a tennis court and a helipad for quick trips to or from Hollywood. The 7.5-acre site has room to park 24 vehicles — that should allow enough guests for some swinging parties. No word on whether you get to keep any of the AMAZINGLY kitsch decor, but whoever owns it now is holding tough to that Sinatra legacy and why not? You know that's why you bought it.  But magazines, photos on walls and lots of fun over the top baroque art. $3,900,000 6,428 square feet, nine bedrooms, 13 bathrooms Five-bedroom main house, guesthouse, two-bedroom pool house, two saunas, nine fireplaces, art studio, bar, home theater, outdoor dance floor, recreation room la-fi-hotprop-frank-sinatra-desert-retreat-for-002Frank Sinatra’s Villa Maggio getaway takes in panoramic views from its perch above the Coachella Valley. The Palm Desert retreat includes three houses, a swimming pool, a tennis court and a helipad for quick trips to or from Hollywood. The 7.5-acre site has room to park 24 vehicles — that should allow enough guests for some swinging parties. No word on whether you get to keep any of the AMAZINGLY kitsch decor, but whoever owns it now is holding tough to that Sinatra legacy and why...

Tavi Gevinson Writing new book

I was gaga for Tavi Gevinson when she was just a 14 year old style blogger at home with her parents in Chicago.  And then when she got the attention of people like Miuccia Prada and was getting free screenshot-coveteur.com 2017-02-21 21-41-47I was gaga for Tavi Gevinson when she was just a 14 year old style blogger at home with her parents in Chicago.  And then when she got the attention of people like Miuccia Prada and was getting free clothes to pattern clash the hell out of her funky unique style.  Then she hit the big time and went to the Dior Couture show in Paris, which ended up a mess because she wore a high hat and blocked the view of actual editors and.. ugh... it was a mess. Forget about that.  She redeemed herself as a gr...