Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mark Ronson comes out as “Sapiosexual”

Mark Ronson is a genius music producer and one of Britains greatest exports.  And now he's the proud owner of the only sexual orientation moniker I flat out reject. This week Mark "came out" as Sapiosexual, which he describes as “someone who finds intelligence and the human mind to be the most sexually attractive feature for a potential sexual relationship.”  Mark said on Good Morning Britain. So here's my issue.  Leave it to a man to think not putting looks first is a new thing.  ...

Who would buy Ava Braun’s underwear?

Seriously. The underwear (I abhor the word panties) you see above just sold at auction $4,619.  Why? Because the belonged to Ava Braun.  The faithful gal pal of Adolf Hitler. Now you might wonder what kind of a weirdo would covet such an odd artifact of a maniac loving person of history.  But you'll never know.  Both the buyer and the seller remain anon and for good reason. Hard to go into work the next day and everyone know you probably spent the night in 80 year old nazi underwear....

Chris Noth is Becoming a Dad Again at 64

Congrats, Mr. Big!! Chris Noth has announced his wife is pregnant with their second child, and it's a boy! Taking to social media to reveal the exciting news on Wednesday, the 64-year-old "Sex and the City" heartthrob showed off Tara Lynn Wilson's growing bump. "Orion is getting a brother," he stated before joking, "I better get my ass in shape." Noth met his Tara while she was working the bar at The Cutting Room (which Noth co-owns). The couple began dating in 2002. Their son, Orion Christopher Noth, was born in January 2008, and the couple married on April 6, 2012.  
 
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    />Congrats, Mr. Big!! Chris Noth has announced his wife is pregnant with their second child, and it's a boy! Taking to social media to reveal the exciting news on Wednesday, the 64-year-old "Sex and the City" heartthrob showed off Tara Lynn Wilson's growing bump. "Orion is getting a brother," he stated before joking, "I better get my ass in shape." Noth met his Tara while she was working the bar at The Cutting Room (which Noth co-owns). The couple began dating in 2002. Their son, Orion Christopher...

Tekashi 6ix9ine paid “Bloods” to be his friends

God I can't f*c&ing stand this asshole.  So You know this prick. He was a poser rapper who "hung" with the murderous gang, Nine Trey Gangsta Bloods, and put out shit rap music while decorated in rainbows and the number 69.  Now he's turned snitch for the feds and it coming clean about being a big poser asshole. Tekashi had members of the notorious gang in his videos and he'd name drop them and all, but in fact he was paying them huge amounts of money and supplying them with champagne ...

Aaron Carter said he thinks about killing babies

Some really scary news out of the Carter house today.  On Monday Nick Carter requested a restraining order against his brother, Aaron, because of threats he made against Nick's wife. Now TMZ is reporting more on the details of the request and some of it is really shocking. Documents say that Aaron and their sister, Angel, were talking by FaceTime on August 7, 2019 and according to Angel, Aaron said, "I want to tell you something that I never told you before -- I was diagnosed with schizophrenia and bip...

Thomas Middleditch says swinging saved his marriage

Thomas Middleditch says he "swings" in his marriage.  But lets be clear.  HE swings. Not his wife. Which I'm pretty certain is a recipe for disaster. So the Silicone Valley star was talking to Playboy magazine and he says that when he got married to his wife Mollie he basically told her he was going to have to still be with other women.  She wasn't on board, but agreed to "figure it out". "To her credit, instead of saying ‘F–k you, I’m out,’ she was like, ‘Let’s figure this ...

Kirsten Dunst sells adorable Toluca Lake house

This house is so charming... Kristen Dunst made quick work of her listing in Toluca Lake. The sale of the waterfront home, which just traded hands for $4.55 million, started pending nine days after she sent it to market for $4.7 million. At 4,333 square feet a home can start to feel too big to be cozy. But this place mastered the concept from the moment you see the charming gate and archway from the curb. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 bath, with a backyard pool and gazebo that make you want to entertain every weekend. This house is so charming... Kristen Dunst made quick work of her listing in Toluca Lake. The sale of the waterfront home, which just traded hands for $4.55 million, started pending nine days after she sent it to market for $4.7 million. At 4,333 square feet a home can start to feel too big to be cozy. But this place mastered the concept from the moment you see the charming gate and archway from the curb. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 bath, with a backyard pool and gazebo that make you want to entertain...

Alex Trebek starting chemo again

It was starting to look like Alex Trebek was invincible after he seemed to come back from the jaws of stage 4 pancreatic cancer, but now the trivia titan is back on chemo after his 'numbers' exploded. “I was doing so well" He told GMA this morning.  "And my numbers went down to the equivalent of a normal human being who does not have pancreatic cancer. So we were all very optimistic. And they said, 'Good, we're gonna stop chemo, we'll start you on immunotherapy,'" he said before, "I lost ...

Saved By the Bell reboot coming. Stop it please k thanx.

I know a lot of people grew up watching Saved By the Bell. Hell I even tuned in on occasion.  But lets call it what it was.  A blight on great canvas of teenage television that we can never take back. A mistake that some how worked.  So what makes you think you can do it again and get the same unnatural reception? Well Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley seem to think it can be done.  Although I suspect Elizabeth is just happy to get a pay check. The show is set to run on NBC's stream...

Anthony Bourdain’s stuff going to auction

[caption id="attachment_180729" align="aligncenter" width="450"][caption id="attachment_180729" align="aligncenter" width="450"] Seen with his wife and daughter in 2018[/caption] Anthony Bourdain was, by all accounts, much more than just a chef with a tv show.  He was an intensely kind and mindful person who was complicated and tortured. Which was evident from his 2018 suicide.  I think his family would like to focus on his kind nature while establishing his legacy. Later this fall the family will auction off some of his precious items with 60% of the mone...

Celebrate ‘Friendsgiving’ this year in Monica’s apartment

Like so many of you, I've seen every episode of friends multiple times and of course that goes for the ubiquitous holiday episodes.  Thanksgiving being the one the friends seem to have really made their mark on. Now I hear there's the most amazing thing happening this November and I can't stand it!! The folks at Warner Bros are opening up the 'Friends' studio set so that you and your besties can spend Thanksgiving living the life of these 6 New Yorkers. Here's how it works.  You and you...

Courtney Love says Prince Andrew came to her looking for sex

[caption id="attachment_180723" align="aligncenter" width="540"][caption id="attachment_180723" align="aligncenter" width="540"] Prince Andrew and Courtney in 2000 (Picture: Rex Features)[/caption] Trouble seems to find Courtney Love wherever she goes.  And sometimes if just shows up at her house at 1am looking to get laid. According to the lipstick challenged rock star, she was once visited by a royal bad boy Prince Andrew at her house in Hollywood in the middle of the night.  And whats even more gross is he was looking for sex. She said this in a...