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Paris Jackson is playing Jesus Christ in new movie

Michael Jackson offspring Paris Jackson will play Jesus Christ in “Habit,” an indie flick which is currently in the post-production phase, producer Donovan Leitch tells Fox News. The bizarre scary movie, reportedly inspired by “early Tarantino,” depicts a party girl with a Jesus fetish who gets mixed up in a drug deal gone bad — and escapes by dressing up as a nun. In her “second coming” out party, the 22-year-old will star alongside former Disney darling-turned-porn direct...

Selena Gomez sues mobile game for use of likeness and name

So brazen. Just so so brazen.  I know we've all been in the dollar store and seen ... i don't know... a shower cap that appears to be used, and approved, by lets say... Julia Roberts.  And you're all "what da..?"  Of course Julia never authorized these people to put her name on the cap, but it's there and the company is in deep china and has 14 parent companies so good luck.  And whats more, there's little chance she'll ever see the damn cap to begin with. Jules ain't in no Dollar Family.  ...

Amy Schumer changed her sons name, wisely

Good lookin out, Amy.  Recently on her podcast, Two Girls and a Keith, Ames let the listeners know that she had to change her sons middle name. For reasons that make sense to anyone who's been on a 4th grade school yard. "So do you guys know that Gene, our baby's name is officially changed?" she asked. "It's now Gene David Fischer. It was Gene Attell Fischer but we realized that we by accident named our son, ‘genital.'" Her guest and longtime friend Claudia O'Doherty added, "My mom po...

Life imitates art in the #GettyMuseumchallenge

One of the finest museums in the world has given us all an assignment to keep us busy and creative during lock down.  Recreate your favorite masterpiece!  
 
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Henri Rousseau / The Dream / 1910

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  />One of the finest museums in the world has given us all an assignment to keep us busy and creative during lock down.  Recreate your favorite masterpiece!   Today we delivered 85 face masks to the #ATX community and made many more. And then, while sewing, I saw the @GettyMuseum challenge. I present to you: Rosie the Riveter turned Rosie the Seamstress! pic.twitter.com/8SpdC8Rhur — Corinne Weisgerber (@corinnew) April 3, 2020 With sincere and warm regards to David Hockney #Betwee...

Selena Gomez buys pedigree palace in Encino

Tom Petty used to live here before selling it to Randy Spendlove. A Grammy-winning record producer and president of Motion Picture Music at Paramount Pictures.  Now it will go to Selena who will likely keep some of the music vibes going. Perched on nearly an acre, the tree-filled property centers on a roughly 11,500-square-foot home built in 1989. It looks very different since Petty’s stay, as a recent remodel introduced a cleaner, more contemporary feel with generous doses of wood, brick and stone.
PRICE: $4.9 million
SIZE: 11,483 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms
Tom Petty used to live here before selling it to Randy Spendlove. A Grammy-winning record producer and president of Motion Picture Music at Paramount Pictures.  Now it will go to Selena who will likely keep some of the music vibes going. Perched on nearly an acre, the tree-filled property centers on a roughly 11,500-square-foot home built in 1989. It looks very different since Petty’s stay, as a recent remodel introduced a cleaner, more contemporary feel with generous doses of wood, brick...

The ‘People Singing Disney Songs in Their Home’ show has a line up

ABC and Disney are appealing to teens and boomers with a good ol fashioned sing song show or some shit.  Well, ok... not "some shit". A bevy of stars that love to sing and are tightly under contract are coming together on April 16th to sing a bunch of Disney tunes from their homes.  I only speak for myself, but I am not enjoying all these home performances going on. The Zoom technology isn't enough to prevent people cutting out when more than one person is speaking and our homes aren't acous...

Cody Simpson wearing makeup says ‘end toxic masculinity’

His girlfriend Miley Cyrus has been breaking up the monotony of self-isolation by giving beau Cody Simpson a buzz cut and a glam session.

And on Sunday, Simpson posted a video to his Instagram in which he's seen with his new look reclining in a fluffy armchair as he listened to a French-language song.

In the caption, the 23-year-old Australian singer wrote: 'Wash your hands & end toxic masculinity.'

 
 
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    />His girlfriend Miley Cyrus has been breaking up the monotony of self-isolation by giving beau Cody Simpson a buzz cut and a glam session. And on Sunday, Simpson posted a video to his Instagram in which he's seen with his new look reclining in a fluffy armchair as he listened to a French-language song. In the caption, the 23-year-old Australian singer wrote: 'Wash your hands & end toxic masculinity.'     View this post on Instagram   ...

Celebs share their Easter lockdowns

Celebs have been hit the hardest by all this. The rich usually have a staff that helps them, and in many cases, do everything for them.  You take that away and shit gets real, real fast.   I've heard some broke down by week 2 and started letting the housekeepers back in. So lets take a look at what they could salvage of a holiday that would normally require a staff of several.  
 
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Hoppy Easter bunnnnniesss ?

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He's Alive!

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@buffmonster HAPPY EASTER

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Happy Easter

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/>Celebs have been hit the hardest by all this. The rich usually have a staff that helps them, and in many cases, do everything for them.  You take that away and shit gets real, real fast.   I've heard some broke down by week 2 and started letting the housekeepers back in. So lets take a look at what they could salvage of a holiday that would normally require a staff of several.   View this post on Instagram As many of us celebrate Easter and Passover during this time of physical distancing, I know that we may be missing the tog...

Beatles’ Hey Jude lyrics fetch over $900k at auction

I've gone on record as saying The Beatles are hella overrated and that I just don't really "get it".  But I'm not blind to megastardom and how valuable the possessions of the famous are. Beatle included. Sir Paul McCartney’s handwritten lyrics to The Beatles’ song "Hey Jude" sold for $910,000, according to US auction house Julien’s Auctions. The vast sum is approximately six times the original estimate. McCartney wrote the 1968 hit to console John Lennon's son, Julian Lennon, ...

‘Full House’ cast spoofs the show with ‘Full Quarantine’

You’ve seen Full House. Then Fuller House. Now, there’s Full Quarantine. Okay, the coronavirus quarantine is no laughing matter. But in an effort to cheer us all up, John Stamos has recreated the opening of his Full House television show using the older and wiser characters that became the Fuller House cast to bring a little message of hope to the television fan community. Series stars Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Candace Cameron Bure, Jodie Sweetin, Andrea Barber and series creator Jeff Franklin all play along. The end cap is a reminder that “Unlike Full House, this will all go away.” Watch the segment below.  
 
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#fullquarantine Stayhome/Staysafe/Stamos Unlike #FullHouse, this will all go away. #fullhousechallenge #wewin.

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/>You’ve seen Full House. Then Fuller House. Now, there’s Full Quarantine. Okay, the coronavirus quarantine is no laughing matter. But in an effort to cheer us all up, John Stamos has recreated the opening of his Full House television show using the older and wiser characters that became the Fuller House cast to bring a little message of hope to the television fan community. Series stars Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Candace Cameron Bure, Jodie Sweetin, Andrea Barber and series crea...

‘Saturday Night Live’ to air new content this week

America's favorite Live show on Saturday night, SNL will be back live this weekend! How? The same shitty way other shows are back.  It's excruciating to watch, really. People talking over one another because the technology isn't quite up to a national telecast from your den. SNL will air remotely produced content at its usual Saturday time slot on the broadcast network, a surprise return from its coronavirus-induced hiatus, according to a spokesperson for NBC. NBC is owned by NBCUni...

Randy Newman writes coronavirus musical PSA

Who doesn't love Randy Newmans catchy tunes?? He even showed up on a Simpson's Tree House of Horrors to sing away monsters.  So what's a little Corona? The song is called "Stay Away" and seems to be something ol' Randy wrote to keep his own sanity during lockdown. Newman penned the isolation ditty at the request of a California radio station as a PSA. He explained via YouTube: “It’s hard for Americans who don’t like being told what to do at all, but in this case, you know, let’s do it. We’ll be all right.” The lyrics to “Stay Away” include: “Baby, keep your distance, please/Stay away from me/Words of love in times like these,” and, “Thirty years together/And we’re still having fun/Once we were two/Now we are one.” /> Who doesn't love Randy Newmans catchy tunes?? He even showed up on a Simpson's Tree House of Horrors to sing away monsters.  So what's a little Corona? The song is called "Stay Away" and seems to be something ol' Randy wrote to keep his own sanity during lockdown. Newman penned the isolation ditty at the request of a California radio station as a PSA. He explained via YouTube: “It’s hard for Americans who don’t like being told what to do at all, but in this case, you know, let’s d...