Today's Evil Beet Gossip

JK Rowling releasing new children’s book for free online

J.K. Rowling announced Tuesday that she has written a children's fairy tale called "The Ickabog" and will release chapters of the book online each weekday for children to enjoy during these "strange, unsettling times." The author dropped the first two chapters of the story on Tuesday afternoon. Rowling broke the news on Twitter, telling fans the book is not a spin-off of her best-selling "Harry Potter" series, but a brand new story. Rowling said in a press release on her website that she ...

Kirby Jenner, “brother” to Kendall, gets show on Quibi

With every fiber in my being I want to tell you all that Quibi wont go anywhere and it's not worth getting, but that's mostly based on my desire to not have another app that sucks away my sleeping hours. I'm looking at you, Tiktok. Assuming the streaming service, that specializes in 10 min shows, takes off, it could mean big things for Kirby Jenner.  The IG funny man who claims to be the fraternal twin of Kendall Jenner. For some time now he's been photoshopping himself into pics with ...

Everything coming to TV and Streaming in June

Most regions of North America and Europe are slowly starting to downgrade their Q grades to "yellow".  Allowing us to only slightly relax our various methods of isolation. Although I think I speak for everyone when I say "we'll take whatever we can get".  But I think you'll find you're still indoors an awful lot.  

Monday, June 1

90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Season 2 - TLC - 9 p.m. Below Deck Mediterranean Season 5 - Bravo - 9 p.m. Most regions of North America and Europe are slowly starting to downgrade their Q grades to "yellow".  Allowing us to only slightly relax our various methods of isolation. Although I think I speak for everyone when I say "we'll take whatever we can get".  But I think you'll find you're still indoors an awful lot.   Monday, June 1 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Season 2 - TLC - 9 p.m. Below Deck Mediterranean Season 5 - Bravo - 9 p.m. Tuesday, June 2 MAXXX - Hulu - 3:01 a.m. Dirty John Sea...

A ‘Friends’ Cookbook is coming soon

  Stuck inside and looking for new recipes to try?  Have you considered a trifle with season beef? It tastes like feet. That's just one of the recipes that will be included in the new 'Friends' cookbook.  Seriously. That's in there. With the upcoming (no real idea when) 'Friends' reunion show is undoubtedly going to spawn all kinds of silly things that relate to the show.  Like peep hole picture frames and 'Big fat goalie' tee shirts.  But oddest so far is the more or less joke cookbook based on all the shows many food related episodes. Friends: The Official Cookbook, set for publication on September 22nd, will feature over 70 recipes inspired by the iconic ten-season series I'm not a shill for them, but if you want it, preorder it at amazon. I am.   Stuck inside and looking for new recipes to try?  Have you considered a trifle with season beef? It tastes like feet. That's just one of the recipes that will be included in the new 'Friends' cookbook.  Seriously. That's in there. With the upcoming (no real idea when) 'Friends' reunion show is undoubtedly going to spawn all kinds of silly things that relate to the show.  Like peep hole picture frames and 'Big fat goalie' tee shirts.  But oddest so far is the more or less joke ...

They’re remaking ‘Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead’

You want to remake ‘Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead’?  I'll get right on that Rose. Word is Treehouse Pictures will be taking a stab at remaking the best movie no one saw.  The 1991 movie about 5 siblings who, while their parents are out of town, try to assume the role of the adults when the woman watching them dies.   It was sooooo good.   Christina Applegate at her finest. “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead is an iconic cult classic,” said Treehouse presi...

Matt Lauer gets spite tattoo

So Matt Lauer was seen on Wednesday dropping off his 13-year-old son, Thijs Lauer, wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses.  And some noticed new ink on his arm. When the 62 year old reached for the steering wheel you could see his new motto in script on his arm.  “Hatred corrodes the container it is carried in.” The quote was originally said by Sen. Alan Simpson in his eulogy for President George H.W. Bush in December 2018. The former senator, 88, said, “You would have wa...

Cavallari and Cutler selling massive TN home

Kristin Cavallari and her soon to be ex husband Jay Cutler are dividing up their shit as we speak.  They hope to add the cash from this Tennessee mansion to the pool. Bought back in 2012, this monster home is 20,000 square feet, 7 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms.  But wait till you get a load of the master suite. Two stories, enormous bathroom and a shower you could park a car in.  Then there's the entertainment area, which is also massive with a movie room, bar and chill area. Asking $4,950,000 Kristin Cavallari and her soon to be ex husband Jay Cutler are dividing up their shit as we speak.  They hope to add the cash from this Tennessee mansion to the pool. Bought back in 2012, this monster home is 20,000 square feet, 7 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms.  But wait till you get a load of the master suite. Two stories, enormous bathroom and a shower you could park a car in.  Then there's the entertainment area, which is also massive with a movie room, bar and chill area. Asking $4,950,000 ...

Kendal Jenner to repay the $90k she got to promote Fyre Fest

Kendall Jenner has settled a lawsuit concerning her involvement with the disastrous 2017 Fyre Festival. The supermodel has agreed to pay $90,000, for promoting the fiasco music festival in a since-deleted Instagram post, according to court documents filed on Wednesday. Jenner, 24, was sued in August 2019 in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in New York by Gregory Messer, who is recovering funds for creditors that lost money investing in the festival. Messer claimed Jenner was allegedly p...

Body of WWE star Shad Gaspard washes up on Venice Beach

This just goes to show it doesn't matter how strong you are, nature is stronger.  Such is the take away of a tragic drowning in SoCal. [caption id="attachment_183964" align="alignleft" width="298"]This just goes to show it doesn't matter how strong you are, nature is stronger.  Such is the take away of a tragic drowning in SoCal. [caption id="attachment_183964" align="alignleft" width="298"] Shad seen here with his son[/caption] The body of missing former WWE star Shad Gaspard has washed up on Venice Beach, three days after he was swept out to sea while swimming with his son. LAPD and LAFD were called to the scene early Wednesday morning after two people discovered a body on the sand halfway bet...

Best Covid19 memes of the week

Normally I do this on Monday.  Sort of a Monday, Memeday.  But this week I spent Monday drunk and depressed and just plum forgot.  So please enjoy these memes meant to lift you out of the depths of depression and give you a rare smile in an otherwise monotonous groundhog day we call life.   Normally I do this on Monday.  Sort of a Monday, Memeday.  But this week I spent Monday drunk and depressed and just plum forgot.  So please enjoy these memes meant to lift you out of the depths of depression and give you a rare smile in an otherwise monotonous groundhog day we call life.                             &n...

Kristin Cavallari ends ‘Very Cavallari’ amid divorce

Kristin Cavallari announced she will not be returning for season four of her reality show following her split from Jay Cutler.  I'm still shocked the show was made at all, but I digress... The reality star made the announcement about her decision on her Instagram. Kristin wrote, “As I start this new chapter in my life, I have decided not to continue with ‘Very Cavallari.’ I’ve absolutely loved my time filming and am so grateful to E! Entertainment for making this journey possible. To the fans...

Twilight Star Gregory Tyree Boyce Dead at 30

According to E!News, Twilight actor Tyree Boyce has died at age 30. The Las Vegas Medical Examiners office confirms to E! News that Gregory, who played Tyler Crowley in Twilight, and his girlfriend Natalie Adepojuwere pronounced dead on May 13. The two individuals' cause of deaths are still pending. A source tells E! News that both Natalie and Gregory were found deceased in their Las Vegas condo on Wednesday, May 13. "Greg's cousin woke up and noticed that Greg's car was still at the house...