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REPORT: How Robert Pattinson is Actually Doing

photo of kristen and rob pictures From PEOPLE: "[Robert is] heartbroken and angry, and sources tell the magazine that he's been drinking and relying on friends to deal with the pain," says PEOPLE reporter Carlos Greer. Stewart is also having a difficult time facing the repercussions of her affair, adds Greer. "[Kristen is] remorseful," he says. "She's beating herself up over this." As well she should be. There's all sorts of things that have been f-cked up because of her stupid "momentary indiscretion" that sho...

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photo of snoop dogg pictures Marriage really agrees with Jessica Biel. ... 'S cleavage. [The Superficial] Mariah Carey's new single---listen if you dare. [Lainey Gossip] Kristen Stewart's going to be hanging out with Rupert Sanders again soon. [Starpulse] Ben Affleck's not allowed to hang with Justin Timberlake. [Cele|bitchy] This porn star is set to take over Bollywood. [Huff Po] Does your cat need Spanx? [The Frisky] Conservatives are coming out in droves to support Chick-fil-A. [Bossip] Macaulay Culkin is probably addicted to something that's not heroin. [Yeeeah] Parks & Rec...

What Tanning Mom Looks Like Now

photo of tan mom pictures photos before no tan Now, I know that Tanning Mom, Patricia Krentcil, isn't really a celebrity, or even a "celebrity," thus deserving absolutely no place on this site, but we *have* talked about her before, and it *is* important that I show you what she looks like now, because she looks nothing like the Tanning Mom that we knew and hated and wanted to punch in the throat of all those months ago. I've gone ahead and put regular ol' Tanning Mom's photo at the top of this post, and stuck New Tanning Mom after the jump, because it'...

The Katy Perry With John Mayer Thing is Apparently Real

photo of katy perry and john mayer leaving chateau marmont pictures Guess who was caught leaving the Chateau Marmont late last night? Together, that is. Just the two of them. In that car. So it's a definite that they're having sex (and probably in the vehicle above. As we speak). Reps for both have not returned phone calls asking if the romance is for real, and I'll be honest with you---when Emily mentioned it the other day, I was like, "Yeah, HA. Never happen," but I'm beginning to reconsider my stance on it. Because John Mayer will definitely bone someone t...

John Goodman Did Funny or Die as Colonel Sanders, Who Happens to Love the Gays

Can I ask, please, why John Goodman just isn't in more things these days? Because he's just amazing. When he starred for that one season on Treme, I couldn't have been happier, but then when the end of the season rolled around and they killed him off, I was so, so upset. Disappointing. The thing is, I'm just now hearing about this show called 'Downwardly Mobile', which is Roseanne's new sitcom featuring ... you guessed it---John Goodman. How did I miss this? Emily wrote about this back in February ... and I call myself this "Managing Editor." Way to go, Sarah. Way to go. Anyway! John Goodman! Funny or Die! He's fabulous! Go watch! />KFC Loves Gays with John Goodman from John Goodman Can I ask, please, why John Goodman just isn't in more things these days? Because he's just amazing. When he starred for that one season on Treme, I couldn't have been happier, but then when the end of the season rolled around and they killed him off, I was so, so upset. Disappointing. The thing is, I'm just now hearing about this show called 'Downwardly Mobile', which is Roseanne's new sitcom featuring ... you guessed it---John Goodman. How did I miss this? Em...

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photo of jenny mccarthy pictures Christina Aguilera is the voice of world hunger. [The Superficial] Michael Fassbender's penis. [Lainey Gossip] Casper Smart is stepping out on J. Lo. [ICYDK] Brad Pitt's big old black eye. [INFDaily] So many 'Hobbit' films, so little interest. [Huff Po] Michael Buble is still banging the model. [CDL] Derek Jeter's new piece. [Celebslam] Lindsay's spending like there's no tomorrow. [Cele|bitchy] Kristen Stewart's affair was six months long. [IDLYITW] Jenny McCarthy's bikini photo shoot, because the nudes weren't good enough. [Hollywood Backwash] Personal pics from the Olympics....

Quotables: The Kennedy Family is, Like, So Happy That Taylor Swift is Joining Them

photo of taylor swift dating a kennedy pictures "She's awesome. She's a great friend of all of ours. [As for Taylor becoming a permanent addition to the Kennedy family someday] we should be so lucky." This is an actual quote from Rory Kennedy, who is an aunt of Taylor Swift's new boyfriend, Conor Kennedy. BAM. OK, am I the only one totally about to barf here? Could there seriously be more verbal flogging going around the Kennedy family and out of Taylor Swift's mouth here? Because ugh. First, the kid's eighteen years old. He's probably still on...

Miranda Kerr Wants You to See Her All-Natural Boobs

photo of miranda kerr pictures naked nudes pic Our friends over at Yeeeah found these pictures, and while we're both in agreement that these photos may or may not be old photos, we've both elected to run them for the sheer enjoyment of seeing Miranda Kerr, who, like it or not, has an absolutely perfect body and who should be admired for that, if for nothing else (like her all-natural way of living and breathing and eating and fornicating and birthing and modeling and ... shall I go on?). Anyway. The photos are after the jump, and I'm warning you that they're extremely NSFW in the way...

This Would Be Brad Pitt’s New Movie Trailer

Killing Them Softly - Trailer No. 1 The film's name has been changed, because prior to being called 'Killing Them Softly', it was called 'Cogan's Trade', which was a really, really bad working title for a movie. It's just total cheeseball. There've been too many movies made and gigantic advancements achieved in creativity to call a movie 'Cogan's Trade' when the main character in the movie is called Jackie Cogan, and it's about a crime dude. Because come on. The book that the film is based...

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photo of river phoenix pictures Miley Cyrus is driving Liam Hemsworth crazy. [The Superficial] Katie Holmes doesn't even know what to do with herself. [The Superficial] Michael Fassbender's penis. [Lainey Gossip] Eva Mendes is busted. [Cele|bitchy] Katy Perry's buttcrack. [IDLYITW] Someone more orange than Snooki. [theBERRY] Eva Mendes isn't hiding her baby bump very well. [I'm Not Obsessed] J. Lo is gonna sue your ass. [Starpulse] Kelly Pickler's crazy shoot for 'Maxim'. [Starpulse] Want a 3D repli...

Scarlett Johansson Did an Interview With a Magazine Called Easy Living

photo of scarlett johansson pictures photos easy living magazine pic Because believe me, the irony is not lost upon me. Come on. 'Easy living'? Of course Scarlett's doing some 'easy living'. And it's IRONIC. It'd be like Kim Kardashian doing an interview with a magazine called 'Fame Whore', 'Hustler', and/or 'Fake Bitches and Their Fake-Ass Families'. But hey---who am I to rag on someone for having good looks, mediocre acting skills, and a generally-good grip on living the good life? Ha! Here's pretty little Scarlett talking to the UK's Easy Living about how much...

Robert Pattinson is “Talking” to Kristen Stewart

photo of kristen stewart and robert pattinson pictures vanity fair pic From Radar Online: Rob Pattinson was crushed when his girlfriend Kristen Stewart admitted she had a fling with her married director and he promptly fled the house that they shared, but the anger has begun to thaw and the Twilight stars have finally started talking to each other again. Kristen and her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders were photographed in a series of shocking clinches on July 17 and after they were caught they both apologized, Rupert to his wife Liberty Ros...
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