Guys, it's happening: I think I'm falling for Miley Cyrus. I just think she's really, really, real (and not Courtney Stodden-type "rill"), and totally genuine and transparent when it comes to living her life the way she chooses, so as long as it doesn't hurt her or anyone else.
Miley's the cover model for the September issue of Marie Claire, and during the interview she talked about her worst traits, living with Liam, keeping wedding plans in the future, and her classic engagement ring, and...
"She’s such a nightmare. Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger ****. If Madonna had any common sense she would have made a record like Ray of Light and stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and make great pop records, which she does brilliantly. But no, she had to go and prove … she looks like a f***ing fairground stripper. She’s been so horrible to Gaga."
Ha! In a recent interview, Elton John slammed Ma...
According to sources at TMZ, Levi's gotten wind of just how bad a parent his ex-fiancee Bristol Palin is, and he's hopping mad. But how mad is he? Well, he's mad enough to drop posing in man-panties and impregnating other women and naming his offspring after a gun for five whole minutes, and he's allegedly filing for primary custody of his and Bristol's only son, Tripp.
If the case goes to family services, God only knows what kind of field day they'll end up having. Bristol herself has admitted (ON REALITY...
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... Because really, he's kind of frightening on the whole, isn't he? He kind of looks like he wants to kill Brad Pitt and slip easily into his life as the husband-to-be to Angelina Jolie and father to all of those cute kids, right? Well, I wouldn't put it past him, anyway. He slightly (seriously---only SLIGHTLY) resembles Brad Pitt, and not even enough to call him a poor lady's Brad Pitt. No, I'm sure some people wouldn't kick this guy out of bed, but this chick right here would. Eek.
This is ...
From Us Weekly:
Hiding out at pal Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, Calif. ranch ever since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders, Pattinson finally resurfaced Saturday night for with a few mates at Deer Lodge, a country-western bar in Ojai, two observers confirm to Us Weekly.
The 26-year-old Brit "seemed to be having an amazing time" one eyewitness tells Us, adding that the Twilight star had "a few drinks and laughs" with a group of friends as live country music played....
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“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
---What Justin Bieber said during an interview with the UK's Rollercoaster when the topic of Prince William's receding hairline apparently came up.
And oh Justin, there are so, so many things I could say to you about this, and so, so many things that I could probably ...
See? Told you. Totally confirmed. And while I know some of you guys said that maybe Katy and John wouldn't be the end of the world, I'm still reserving the right to be completely squicked out by the idea of these two bumping uglies. />
See? Told you. Totally confirmed. And while I know some of you guys said that maybe Katy and John wouldn't be the end of the world, I'm still reserving the right to be completely squicked out by the idea of these two bumping uglies. ...
Because it sure looks like someone's hiding something to me. That or, you know, pretending to hide something so that people stop thinking about Robert Pattinson's availability and focusing on how much they burn over the fact that Ryan Gosling is still having sex with Eva Mendes on the regular.
Yes, it's the obligatory "Is Eva Mendes pregnant?" story that pretty much everyone is running with, but guys, I have this feeling that it ... I don't even know if I can say it. I have this feeling that ....
Here's a transcript if you can't view the video or listen to the sound, which is unfortunate, because Will's inflection is pretty much the whole thing:
"Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all, but there this ... actress. Uh. Kristen Stewart, OK? And, um, she goes by K Stew, and um, she had a boyfriend, right? Robert Pattinson, and he's R Pattz, and ... and she cheated on him. And um ... and they're broken up and they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, and you don't even know what they had. They were ... they were in love, and she just threw it all away. And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to prevent it, and ... And I just don't know what it means for the Twilight franchise, I just don't know. IT'S NOT GONNA BE FINE EVER. NEVER GONNA BE FINE. WHAT THEY HAD WAS SO SPECIAL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. You would never know. [You've never been in love]. Not like them. NOT LIKE THEM. She is a trampire. That's what she is. She's a trampire."
Of course, Will was joking around about the entire thing (I think) on Conan O'Brien's show earlier in the week, but his impersonation (?) of those upset about the whole Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson thing is pretty much spot-on when it comes to those both upset and dealing with the fall-out. I'd say it's kind of how I feel, I think maybe, if it didn't make me look like a complete tool, you know? But "trampire"? I dunno, guys. That's going a bit far, huh? />
Here's a transcript if you can't view the video or listen to the sound, which is unfortunate, because Will's inflection is pretty much the whole thing:
"Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all, but there this ... actress. Uh. Kristen Stewart, OK? And, um, she goes by K Stew, and um, she had a boyfriend, right? Robert Pattinson, and he's R Pattz, and ... and she cheated on him. And um ... and they're broken up and they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special...
So here's Kelly Osbourne in an airport earlier this week "without makeup." Again, of course. And I use the quotation marks because though she doesn't have any "makeup" on, she definitely has some ... I don't know, some THING on her face that's making her look kind of orange-y and Ooompa Loompa-ish. Or is it jaundice? I don't know.
One thing is for sure---whatever she does have on her face, it clashes with her lilac hair *horrendously.
*Incidentally, when I typed 'horrendously', it seriously came ...
Guys, it's happening: I think I'm falling for Miley Cyrus. I just think she's really, really, real (and not Courtney Stodden-type "rill"), and totally genuine and transparent when it comes to living her life the way she chooses, so as long as it doesn't hurt her or anyone else.
Miley's the cover model for the September issue of Marie Claire, and during the interview she talked about her worst traits, living with Liam, keeping wedding plans in the future, and her classic engagement ring, and...
"She’s such a nightmare. Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger ****. If Madonna had any common sense she would have made a record like Ray of Light and stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and make great pop records, which she does brilliantly. But no, she had to go and prove … she looks like a f***ing fairground stripper. She’s been so horrible to Gaga."
Ha! In a recent interview, Elton John slammed Ma...
According to sources at TMZ, Levi's gotten wind of just how bad a parent his ex-fiancee Bristol Palin is, and he's hopping mad. But how mad is he? Well, he's mad enough to drop posing in man-panties and impregnating other women and naming his offspring after a gun for five whole minutes, and he's allegedly filing for primary custody of his and Bristol's only son, Tripp.
If the case goes to family services, God only knows what kind of field day they'll end up having. Bristol herself has admitted (ON REALITY...
Who was at Natalie Portman's wedding. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively's open-mouthed Gucci ad. [Lainey Gossip]
Janitor wants to suck teen girl's toes. [Bossip]
You'll see all three boobs, promise. [Starpulse]
Lauren Conrad's holiday collection. [theBerry]
Happy Robert Pattinson. [Cele|bitchy]
Jessica Alba's breasts are trying to escape. [Amy Grindhouse]
15 Signs You Need to Have Sex, Probably. [The Frisky]
Hugh Jackman as The Wolverine (and not Wolverine). [ICYDK]
'Break...
... Because really, he's kind of frightening on the whole, isn't he? He kind of looks like he wants to kill Brad Pitt and slip easily into his life as the husband-to-be to Angelina Jolie and father to all of those cute kids, right? Well, I wouldn't put it past him, anyway. He slightly (seriously---only SLIGHTLY) resembles Brad Pitt, and not even enough to call him a poor lady's Brad Pitt. No, I'm sure some people wouldn't kick this guy out of bed, but this chick right here would. Eek.
This is ...
From Us Weekly:
Hiding out at pal Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, Calif. ranch ever since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders, Pattinson finally resurfaced Saturday night for with a few mates at Deer Lodge, a country-western bar in Ojai, two observers confirm to Us Weekly.
The 26-year-old Brit "seemed to be having an amazing time" one eyewitness tells Us, adding that the Twilight star had "a few drinks and laughs" with a group of friends as live country music played....
“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
---What Justin Bieber said during an interview with the UK's Rollercoaster when the topic of Prince William's receding hairline apparently came up.
And oh Justin, there are so, so many things I could say to you about this, and so, so many things that I could probably ...
Because it sure looks like someone's hiding something to me. That or, you know, pretending to hide something so that people stop thinking about Robert Pattinson's availability and focusing on how much they burn over the fact that Ryan Gosling is still having sex with Eva Mendes on the regular.
Yes, it's the obligatory "Is Eva Mendes pregnant?" story that pretty much everyone is running with, but guys, I have this feeling that it ... I don't even know if I can say it. I have this feeling that ....
So here's Kelly Osbourne in an airport earlier this week "without makeup." Again, of course. And I use the quotation marks because though she doesn't have any "makeup" on, she definitely has some ... I don't know, some THING on her face that's making her look kind of orange-y and Ooompa Loompa-ish. Or is it jaundice? I don't know.
One thing is for sure---whatever she does have on her face, it clashes with her lilac hair *horrendously.
*Incidentally, when I typed 'horrendously', it seriously came ...