Why, you're wondering? What grand gesture has Kanye come up with this time to showcase and highlight just how jealous we should be of Kim Kardashian, since she's the one who's lucky enough to be on the receiving end of such gracious love and admiration and to be with your partner feeling in love and having fun, maybe with toys from a sex shop? Here, let Kanye's Twitter tell you:
Sweet, right? I know that I'd just *love* to be the subject of a song called 'Perfect Bitch'. TMZ says sources at ...
Oh girl. Girl. I'm feeling your pain. Seriously. It's so obvious that you're hurting over this divorce with that stupid, stupid Peter Facinelli, and unlike some other blogs that've run these photos, I don't think you're losing this weight as a "Hey, watch me turn over a new leaf and look all good and stuff as revenge against my ex-husband," because I just know that you're all torn up about this divorce. It shows in everything you've done and in every public statement you've made since Peter basica...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
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The winner on last week’s LeBron/Michelle Obama photo: ChronLogic
"On 3 I’ma fall backward and we’ll see how...
OK, in the funniest Kristen Stewart-impersonator video OF ALL TIME, the Kristen Stewart impersonator who taught us how to speak just like Kristen Stewart last year? Because that was funny, and this is even ... well, it's way, way funnier. Way funnier. You should probably just watch it already. I've spoiled enough as it it. GO. />
OK, in the funniest Kristen Stewart-impersonator video OF ALL TIME, the Kristen Stewart impersonator who taught us how to speak just like Kristen Stewart last year? Because that was funny, and this is even ... well, it's way, way funnier. Way funnier. You should probably just watch it already. I've spoiled enough as it it. GO. ...
Gavin Rossdale prefers that Gwen Stefani wears makeup, thank you very much. [The Superficial]
Robert Pattinson is hanging out with panty-droppers. [Bitten and Bound]
Jennifer Garner shows off curves. [Starpulse]
Jack Osbourne is losing jobs because of MS. [Hollywood PQ]
Chris Hemsworth celebrates Jamaican Independence Day. [Socialite Life]
Suri Cruise demands a private jet. [Celebslam]
Adrianne Curry needs to sit ON the light saber. [Yeeeah]
Daniel Day-Lewis as the Real Abra...
Hey, did you hear? Pink is the new face ambassador for Cover Girl! That's right, Pink (real name: Alecia Beth Moore, homegrown from the Philadelphia area, not far from where I grew up myself) is joining the ranks of chicks like Tyra Banks, Molly Sims, Faith Hill, Queen Latifah, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and Drew Barrymore, just to name a few. And what prestige! Do you guys remember this commercial? Even a little bit, maybe?:
Because come on! Cover Girl's been on the scene for ages! And now P...
Since his new thing is not being an amazing, unbelievable actor with a heart of gold and a wonderful, close-knit family unit anymore, it appears Johnny's gone and substituted all of those things with something new---looking like a reject from his many Pirates movies and hanging out with RAWKERS like Marilyn Manson (his new bestie!) and now, Aerosmith.
These pictures were taken of Johnny at a party for his new musical collaboration with Aerosmith*, and sources are saying that they show Johnny's ...
But unfortunately, it's not what you think it's for---it's for Cosmopolis, his new movie, and not to publicly bash Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders for being cheating, sneaky, self-serving bastards bent on wrecking relationships for days. No, I'm sure no one on Good Morning America (where his appearance is scheduled for the fifteenth) is going to bother asking Rob what's happening with the two, because Cosmopolis is just that good, I'm hearing. From Us Weekly:
Ready or not, R-Patz is coming out of hiding next week. In s...
Madonna's vagina looks like a funnel cake. [The Superficial]
An S&M spa treatment? [The Frisky]
Gwen Stefani for Harper's Bazaar. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Brunette, blonde, or red? [IDLYITW]
Meryl Streep is ageless. [Cele|bitchy]
Miley Cyrus wears the same pants over and over and over again. [theBERRY]
The angle you never wanted to see: Paris Hilton's crack. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kristen Stewart is just too, too sad. [Yeeeah]
Katie Holmes refuses snacks of the very best kind. [Socialite Life]
Ryan Gosling all over again. [Lainey Gossip]
Jam...
From the Mail:
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has used her blog to promote natural child birth. The 32-year-old, who is currently expecting her second child to NFL star Tom Brady, has commissioned a new blog post that supports a woman’s right to a drug-free labour.
The post, written by midwife Mayra Calvette who has spoken on behalf of the five-ft 11-in model in previous blog posts, is titled Gentle Birth: This Is The Way! It discusses a woman’s decision to give birth in her home while being...
The Olympics open post for all of your Olympic-ogling needs! [Cele|bitchy]
Brigitte Nielsen is passing out in public. [The Superficial]
How Skyler got her groove back. [Lainey Gossip]
Will Robert and Kristen work things out? [Starpulse]
Check out these cute pets. [theBERRY]
First photos of Robert Pattinson post-cheating scandal. [Socialite Life]
More people joking about the Batman massacre. [TMZ]
Lady boxers at the Olympics. [The Frisky]
Bar Refaeli's boobs in 'Maxim'. [Ye...
Kris's tagline on her Twitter, before you even take a look at the picture, which I'm going to put after a jump it's so horrifying, reads this:
MOM, MANAGER, MOMAGER, LOVER OF LIFE, LOVER OF CHRIST
Horrible, right? Well just imagine this: it gets worse. WORSE.
Read More...
Why, you're wondering? What grand gesture has Kanye come up with this time to showcase and highlight just how jealous we should be of Kim Kardashian, since she's the one who's lucky enough to be on the receiving end of such gracious love and admiration and to be with your partner feeling in love and having fun, maybe with toys from a sex shop? Here, let Kanye's Twitter tell you:
Sweet, right? I know that I'd just *love* to be the subject of a song called 'Perfect Bitch'. TMZ says sources at ...
Oh girl. Girl. I'm feeling your pain. Seriously. It's so obvious that you're hurting over this divorce with that stupid, stupid Peter Facinelli, and unlike some other blogs that've run these photos, I don't think you're losing this weight as a "Hey, watch me turn over a new leaf and look all good and stuff as revenge against my ex-husband," because I just know that you're all torn up about this divorce. It shows in everything you've done and in every public statement you've made since Peter basica...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s LeBron/Michelle Obama photo: ChronLogic
"On 3 I’ma fall backward and we’ll see how...
Gavin Rossdale prefers that Gwen Stefani wears makeup, thank you very much. [The Superficial]
Robert Pattinson is hanging out with panty-droppers. [Bitten and Bound]
Jennifer Garner shows off curves. [Starpulse]
Jack Osbourne is losing jobs because of MS. [Hollywood PQ]
Chris Hemsworth celebrates Jamaican Independence Day. [Socialite Life]
Suri Cruise demands a private jet. [Celebslam]
Adrianne Curry needs to sit ON the light saber. [Yeeeah]
Daniel Day-Lewis as the Real Abra...
Hey, did you hear? Pink is the new face ambassador for Cover Girl! That's right, Pink (real name: Alecia Beth Moore, homegrown from the Philadelphia area, not far from where I grew up myself) is joining the ranks of chicks like Tyra Banks, Molly Sims, Faith Hill, Queen Latifah, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and Drew Barrymore, just to name a few. And what prestige! Do you guys remember this commercial? Even a little bit, maybe?:
Because come on! Cover Girl's been on the scene for ages! And now P...
Since his new thing is not being an amazing, unbelievable actor with a heart of gold and a wonderful, close-knit family unit anymore, it appears Johnny's gone and substituted all of those things with something new---looking like a reject from his many Pirates movies and hanging out with RAWKERS like Marilyn Manson (his new bestie!) and now, Aerosmith.
These pictures were taken of Johnny at a party for his new musical collaboration with Aerosmith*, and sources are saying that they show Johnny's ...
But unfortunately, it's not what you think it's for---it's for Cosmopolis, his new movie, and not to publicly bash Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders for being cheating, sneaky, self-serving bastards bent on wrecking relationships for days. No, I'm sure no one on Good Morning America (where his appearance is scheduled for the fifteenth) is going to bother asking Rob what's happening with the two, because Cosmopolis is just that good, I'm hearing. From Us Weekly:
Ready or not, R-Patz is coming out of hiding next week. In s...
Madonna's vagina looks like a funnel cake. [The Superficial]
An S&M spa treatment? [The Frisky]
Gwen Stefani for Harper's Bazaar. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Brunette, blonde, or red? [IDLYITW]
Meryl Streep is ageless. [Cele|bitchy]
Miley Cyrus wears the same pants over and over and over again. [theBERRY]
The angle you never wanted to see: Paris Hilton's crack. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kristen Stewart is just too, too sad. [Yeeeah]
Katie Holmes refuses snacks of the very best kind. [Socialite Life]
Ryan Gosling all over again. [Lainey Gossip]
Jam...
From the Mail:
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has used her blog to promote natural child birth. The 32-year-old, who is currently expecting her second child to NFL star Tom Brady, has commissioned a new blog post that supports a woman’s right to a drug-free labour.
The post, written by midwife Mayra Calvette who has spoken on behalf of the five-ft 11-in model in previous blog posts, is titled Gentle Birth: This Is The Way! It discusses a woman’s decision to give birth in her home while being...
The Olympics open post for all of your Olympic-ogling needs! [Cele|bitchy]
Brigitte Nielsen is passing out in public. [The Superficial]
How Skyler got her groove back. [Lainey Gossip]
Will Robert and Kristen work things out? [Starpulse]
Check out these cute pets. [theBERRY]
First photos of Robert Pattinson post-cheating scandal. [Socialite Life]
More people joking about the Batman massacre. [TMZ]
Lady boxers at the Olympics. [The Frisky]
Bar Refaeli's boobs in 'Maxim'. [Ye...
Kris's tagline on her Twitter, before you even take a look at the picture, which I'm going to put after a jump it's so horrifying, reads this:
MOM, MANAGER, MOMAGER, LOVER OF LIFE, LOVER OF CHRIST
Horrible, right? Well just imagine this: it gets worse. WORSE.
Read More...