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photo of michael phelps pictures Liberty Ross wants her man back. [The Superficial] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting married THIS WEEKEND? [Lainey Gossip] Michael Phelps wants in on Dancing With the Stars. [Starpulse] Miranda Kerr is nude again. [ICYDK] Is Shia LaBeouf a nymphomaniac? [Huff Po] Katy Perry and John Mayer: disturbing images. [Celebslam] Lady Gaga does 'Vogue', looks ... well, see for yourself. [Cele|bitchy] Radiohead's Time Lapse Video. [CDL] Xue Chen is hot. [IDLYITW] Cake FAIL. [th...

Naomi Campbell’s Extensive Damage

photo of naomi campbell pictures hair damage pic See that picture up there, folks? That's Naomi Campbell and her hair after years and years and years of extension-wearing and chemical processing. Holy crow. Naomi's forty-two years old, and I think it's a safe bet to make in assuming that she's pretty much done her hair in for good. As well as her reputation for not being a phone-throwing diva. There's still that, too. But hey, maybe she's just gotten to the point where she doesn't care any longer. This damage has been evident for a long time, ...

Kristen Stewart is Too Embarrassed for Public

photo of kristen stewart in bed embarrassed hiding her face pictures And come on. If you were Kristen Stewart, wouldn't you be afraid to show your vapid little face in public, too? Yeah, what she did was "common" by today's standards, unfortunately, but it doesn't detract from the fact that the entire situation was interpreted as desperate, sad, and by virtue, pathetic from all angles. Radar Online claims that Kristen is so mortified, in fact, that she's pulled out of the London premiere for On the Road, preferring to stay home and eat ice cream and not shower. F...

Katy Perry and John Mayer Are Getting Serious Now

photo of katy perry and john mayer pictures ... So serious that they're having overnighters. Gosh. I never even thought that these two would be sleeping together by now, let alone SLEEPING TOGETHER. Gross. According to E!, they've been having sleepovers for awhile now: "She has been having sleepovers there," says a source. "It is very private and they've been sneaking in and out. It has been going on for a while." They probably only have eyes for each other, but should these rumored lovebirds want some companionship, Mayer's house is just down the road from E!'s own Kris and Bruce Jenn...

Hey, Guess Who Got a Naked DUI!

photo of randy travis naked mugshot pictures Hint: Someone we've never talked about on this site, ever! Randy Travis! Woot! According to sources, Randy was pulled over for his second alcohol-related public infraction in the past year, and this time---THIS TIME!---he was completely naked! And how awesome is that? From TMZ: Randy Travis threatened to shoot and kill the troopers who arrested him for drunk driving last night ... this according to the Grayson County Sheriff's Office. The GCSO tells us ... officers received a call...

Quotables: Gwen Stefani Does It All for Her Man

photo of gwen stefani heavy makeup pictures photos "I like to make my husband [Gavin Rossdale] like me more, and he likes it when I'm wearing makeup. ... I already put my makeup on twice today: I put it on to take my kid to school, and then I went home, washed my face, and put it on again to have lunch with you." This would be Gwen Stefani, talking to interviewers in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. And before this gets turned into what some perceive to be a man-hating, nazi-bitch rant, let me apply this disclaimer: this is not a man-h...

Lindsay Lohan + Lady Gaga = BFFs! Again!

photo of lindsay lohan and lady gaga video pictures Well if it isn't Lindsay's career taking off (um, again), then I don't know what's happening. 'End of days' comes to mind, but then again, 'bath salts', 'zombie apocalypse', and 'THE HIV' also come to mind, too, so there's that. In case you haven't already heard, Lindsay Lohan is going to be in Lady Gaga's next music video for something off of her upcoming album, ARTPOP. From the NY Post: Lindsay Lohan’s already landed the next role in her acting comeback: starring in an upcoming Lady ...

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photo of lucy liu pictures Stephen Colbert attacks Fox News for anti-patriotic comments. [The Superficial] The Manorexics. [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian's even a stupid bitch underwater. [Starpulse] Is Joan Rivers a "marketing genius"? [TMZ] 'Honey Boo Boo's all-star family photo. [Socialite Life] 'Dallas' is ending its season with a bang. [Seriously OMG] Why aren't black girls allowed to be girls? [The Frisky] The Spice Girls hate Victoria Beckham. [Celebslam] William Shatner's nipples. [theBerry] Those Gwen Stefani bikini pictures everyone's talking...

This is Christina Aguilera’s New LP Shot

photo of christina aguilera pictures photos And does it look familiar? It should. Billie Holiday did a similar photo, like, eons ago. See?: Original, right? Of course. If Christina Aguilera is anything, one word that comes to mind is certainly 'original'. I mean, she cares about world hunger ... She's legit, guys. The thing is, however, that lots and lots of people are touting this new LP cover to be, and I quote, "smooth," "stunning," "sultry," and "sexy," and since that's a whole slew of 's' words, I've got an 's' word of my o...

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photo of prince harry pictures photos Sofia Vergara's baby bump. [The Superficial] Kim Kardashian just set the women's movement back about a thousand years. [Bossip] What's going on with Jason Mraz's face? [Lainey Gossip] 'The Bourne Legacy' is a big, fat disappointment. [Starpulse] Randy Travis had a DUI. [TMZ] Paris Hilton drinks her first forty. [The Blemish] Biggest tattoo mistakes. [theBERRY] The US Embassy in Russia hates Madonna, too. [Huff Po] Rihanna is too sexy for Nivea. [Hollywood PQ] Zac Efron shows off his guns. [Socialite Life] Kourtney Kardashian's baby. Because we don't care. [Cele|bitchy]...

I’m Just Going to Leave These Photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s Totally Friendly Hand-Holding Vacation Right Here For You Guys, OK?

photo of mila kunis and ashton kutcher pictures photos Hey, look! Remember how I told you guys that these two were going away on some tropical vacation together? Because they did, and here's a few pictures to prove it. Also, they're holding hands. I don't care how long you've been friends, you don't generally go 'round holding hands with someone that you've spoken out against so vehemently about not dating. Because Mila Kunis, shut up already. We know that you're in a relationship of sorts with Ashton Kutcher. Can we just go on to avoiding the interview qu...

Rupert Sanders’ Wife Bailed on Their Date

photo of rupert sanders and wife pictures So this picture here? It actually paints a really, really bleak ... well, it tells a really bleak story. See, the word is that Rupert asked Liberty out for lunch in order to talk some things over (presumably their marriage, since he's the one still wearing his ring, while Liberty is not), and when both parties arrived, Liberty pulled a (really great) bitch move, checked out with a male friend, and left her estranged, cheating bastard of a husband in the dust to eat his deli sandwich alone. After ...