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The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: Vee
"I think there is some coke left under this nail ..."
Fir...
Ashley Greene in a bikini---not as hot as you might think. [The Superficial]
And Lindsay Lohan's in a bikini, too. [The Superficial]
Itty bitty airmail earrings. [The Frisky]
The Crocs founder was found 'drunk as crap'. [TMZ]
Zach Galifianakis got married. [Starpulse]
Detox with dem babies! [Lainey Gossip]
Miley might not be so sure about her haircut now. [Socialite Life]
Even Mexico doesn't want Lindsay Lohan. [Yeeeah]
Is Kim Kardashian's butt getting bigger? [Amy Grindhou...
"There needs to be, like, a professional athlete that comes out. And a movie star! It’s time…Like John Travolta? Come out! Come on. How many masseurs have to come forward? Let’s do this."
First of all, it's none of Rashida's business when it comes to John Travolta making the decision to come out or not. Do I think he's gay? Well, yes. Does Rashida? Apparently. Does the rest of the world? More than likely. However, I don't know where there's anything written down in the Gay Creed about "comi...
"I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on The Expendables? No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? ... Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. ... Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me eve...
And she's even taking is *so seriously* that she's quoting her father in his previous, "opinions are like ass holes every body has one,” that Emily told you about this morning, and dadgumit, guys, she's dead serious. She wants you to know that she's loving her hair, and it's all for her, anyway, and not you, so you can just shut your darn mouth about anything negative.
On a side note, I completely and entirely love it. />
And she's even taking is *so seriously* that she's quoting her father in his previous, "opinions are like ass holes every body has one,” that Emily told you about this morning, and dadgumit, guys, she's dead serious. She wants you to know that she's loving her hair, and it's all for her, anyway, and not you, so you can just shut your darn mouth about anything negative.
On a side note, I completely and entirely love it. ...
Jennifer Aniston's a real girl, now. [The Superficial]
The Hot Harry Olympics. [Lainey Gossip]
Dancing With the Stars professional partners announced. [Starpulse]
This is Paris Hilton, "fixing" her face. [theBERRY]
Ashley Greene defies the gays. [Socialite Life]
'50 Shades of Grey' pantyhose? [TMZ]
Wonderwo-manatee? [The Frisky]
Chris Brown beating the snot out of Rihanna was "embarrassing." [Cele|bitchy]
Ochocinco is officially over---as if the name didn't clinch that for you. [Yeeeah]
Everything Spice-Girls-Return. [Hu...
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See, when Lindsay's not too busy slamming Francesca Eastwood for being more famous than she is, she hangs out at the beach!
Thing is, we're probably going to be seeing a lot more of Lindsay out and about these days, because sources are saying that Lindsay's fortune has grown exponentially over the last year. TMZ breaks it down, telling us that Lindsay earned a cool million from her Playboy spread, $300k from her Liz & Dick role, and will earn $200k for her role in the new Scary Movie, and is supposed to be raking an entire $6,480 for her part in Bret Easton Ellis's The Canyons, if I'm figuring correctly.
It's probably the most money that Lindsay's brought in over the last few years (combined, maybe), and will it skyrocket her back to the A-list? Well. In short, no. In long ... LOLOLALKFJDASLKERJKEWSD BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA no f-cking way.
Just look at the photos of her boobs in the gallery. It's the most interesting thing about her these days anyway, you know?
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See, when Lindsay's not too busy slamming Francesca Eastwood for being more famous than she is, she hangs out at the beach!
Thing is, we're probably going to be seeing a lot more of Lindsay out and about these days, because sources are saying that Lindsay's fortune has grown exponentially over the last year. TMZ breaks it down, telling us that Lindsay earned a cool million from her Playboy spread, $300k from her Liz & Dick role, and will earn $200k for her role i...
And just how desperate is Taylor Swift? Well, let's just say this: she's desperate enough to clinch a future with the Kennedy family that she purchased a house right next door to the one where her eighteen-year-old almost-jailbait boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, lives with his family.
Remember how Emily mentioned to you that Taylor was considering purchasing a house in the general Kennedy area? Well it apparently isn't a rumor, because it's been confirmed that the house has been bought and paid fo...
This picture is just all sorts of wrong. All sorts. Is it a real baby? Is it a doll? Does the child have a face? I don't know. These are all questions that plague me when I get down to thinking about the notorious B.i.C. and her mama, Beyonce.
This photo was taken and posted to Beyonce's quasi-private Tumblr page, where photos of the stars life are said to be cherry-picked to make people realize that Beyonce is a real person who lives a real life and has a "real" "chid." But the thing that concerns me about a...
... But then if you knew some of the things that allegedly happened with Kit Culkin (Macaulay's father) and his family, you might scream "Michael Lohan!" and stop reading this post altogether, because Kit is, like, the original Michael Lohan.
According to sources, Kit has made a statement to the public along the lines of ... well, this:
"I hope that he has the right people looking after him."
Kit and his wife later claimed to be worried that Macaulay was going to die soon. Both feel t...
Jennifer Aniston finally got back at Brad Pitt. Boom. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: The Spice Girls and the Runway. [Lainey Gossip]
Chad Ochocinco dropped from the Dolphins for headbutting his wife. [Bossip]
Camila Alves baby bump. [Starpulse]
Why, if you're a hipster, you should probably be all mainstream if you want to be a real hipster. [theBERRY]
Robert Downey Jr. left jars of urine in his dressing room. Why? [Cele|bitchy]
Kim Kardashian does not deserve to be on a magazine cover. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry's boobs falling out. [Amy Grindhouse]
Paper Nipple Tassels. [The Fris...
So, I'm sure you can imagine that a photo of a celebrity in this kind of situation will always, always render some pretty interesting results, and in this case, it was more than just a, "Ha, Katy Perry wiped out." No, this was a full-on, "OMG LOL LOOK AT KATY PERRY'S BARE ASS," because that's exactly what happened.
I won't bore you with a lot of details, but I will tell you that when I saw these pictures this morning, I literally laughed myself off the chair, which isn't too hard a feat to...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: Vee
"I think there is some coke left under this nail ..."
Fir...
Ashley Greene in a bikini---not as hot as you might think. [The Superficial]
And Lindsay Lohan's in a bikini, too. [The Superficial]
Itty bitty airmail earrings. [The Frisky]
The Crocs founder was found 'drunk as crap'. [TMZ]
Zach Galifianakis got married. [Starpulse]
Detox with dem babies! [Lainey Gossip]
Miley might not be so sure about her haircut now. [Socialite Life]
Even Mexico doesn't want Lindsay Lohan. [Yeeeah]
Is Kim Kardashian's butt getting bigger? [Amy Grindhou...
"There needs to be, like, a professional athlete that comes out. And a movie star! It’s time…Like John Travolta? Come out! Come on. How many masseurs have to come forward? Let’s do this."
First of all, it's none of Rashida's business when it comes to John Travolta making the decision to come out or not. Do I think he's gay? Well, yes. Does Rashida? Apparently. Does the rest of the world? More than likely. However, I don't know where there's anything written down in the Gay Creed about "comi...
"I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on The Expendables? No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? ... Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. ... Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me eve...
Jennifer Aniston's a real girl, now. [The Superficial]
The Hot Harry Olympics. [Lainey Gossip]
Dancing With the Stars professional partners announced. [Starpulse]
This is Paris Hilton, "fixing" her face. [theBERRY]
Ashley Greene defies the gays. [Socialite Life]
'50 Shades of Grey' pantyhose? [TMZ]
Wonderwo-manatee? [The Frisky]
Chris Brown beating the snot out of Rihanna was "embarrassing." [Cele|bitchy]
Ochocinco is officially over---as if the name didn't clinch that for you. [Yeeeah]
Everything Spice-Girls-Return. [Hu...
And just how desperate is Taylor Swift? Well, let's just say this: she's desperate enough to clinch a future with the Kennedy family that she purchased a house right next door to the one where her eighteen-year-old almost-jailbait boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, lives with his family.
Remember how Emily mentioned to you that Taylor was considering purchasing a house in the general Kennedy area? Well it apparently isn't a rumor, because it's been confirmed that the house has been bought and paid fo...
This picture is just all sorts of wrong. All sorts. Is it a real baby? Is it a doll? Does the child have a face? I don't know. These are all questions that plague me when I get down to thinking about the notorious B.i.C. and her mama, Beyonce.
This photo was taken and posted to Beyonce's quasi-private Tumblr page, where photos of the stars life are said to be cherry-picked to make people realize that Beyonce is a real person who lives a real life and has a "real" "chid." But the thing that concerns me about a...
... But then if you knew some of the things that allegedly happened with Kit Culkin (Macaulay's father) and his family, you might scream "Michael Lohan!" and stop reading this post altogether, because Kit is, like, the original Michael Lohan.
According to sources, Kit has made a statement to the public along the lines of ... well, this:
"I hope that he has the right people looking after him."
Kit and his wife later claimed to be worried that Macaulay was going to die soon. Both feel t...
Jennifer Aniston finally got back at Brad Pitt. Boom. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: The Spice Girls and the Runway. [Lainey Gossip]
Chad Ochocinco dropped from the Dolphins for headbutting his wife. [Bossip]
Camila Alves baby bump. [Starpulse]
Why, if you're a hipster, you should probably be all mainstream if you want to be a real hipster. [theBERRY]
Robert Downey Jr. left jars of urine in his dressing room. Why? [Cele|bitchy]
Kim Kardashian does not deserve to be on a magazine cover. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry's boobs falling out. [Amy Grindhouse]
Paper Nipple Tassels. [The Fris...
So, I'm sure you can imagine that a photo of a celebrity in this kind of situation will always, always render some pretty interesting results, and in this case, it was more than just a, "Ha, Katy Perry wiped out." No, this was a full-on, "OMG LOL LOOK AT KATY PERRY'S BARE ASS," because that's exactly what happened.
I won't bore you with a lot of details, but I will tell you that when I saw these pictures this morning, I literally laughed myself off the chair, which isn't too hard a feat to...