"I'm 5 feet tall, so that's a lot. While I'm here around the house I just eat healthy. However, she is not looking to rush off the weight due to how physically demanding it was following Mason's birth. "I'm so embarrassed that I punished my body for a photo shoot. I've been obsessing about this weight thing a little too much."And in this picture, yeah, she's definitely looking a bit curvier than she has in the past, but she looks GOOD. She looks healthy and attractive and above all, pretty darn happy with herself (as she should be; those two kids of hers are adorable). No, the only weight I think she needs to lose is about a hundred and seventy pounds worth of something I call "dickbag," and that happens to go by the alias of "Scott." />So Kourtney Kardashian gave birth about six weeks ago (as you remember; she named her little daughter 'Penelope'), and instead of bellyaching about her forty-five pound weight gain (well, after the fact, anyway), Kourtney claims that she's not in any rush to get the weight off, and is taking the "it'll come off when it comes off" stance on things, which I completely and totally admire. From Us Weekly: "I'm 5 feet tall, so that's a lot. While I'm here around the house I just eat healthy. However...
So Kourtney Kardashian gave birth about six weeks ago (as you remember; she named her little daughter 'Penelope'), and instead of bellyaching about her forty-five pound weight gain (well, after the fact, anyway), Kourtney claims that she's not in any rush to get the weight off, and is taking the "it'll come off when it comes off" stance on things, which I completely and totally admire.
From Us Weekly:
Because of course she did. This is what Evan Rachel Wood does---alienate people and perpetuate stereotypes (no, I don't know if that's what she really does as in she makes a habit of it, but that's what she did this time, and it was pretty f-cking rude if you ask me). This is what ERW had to say on Twitter about Miley's recent hair-chopping endeavor:
"I called it! Miley Cyrus is leaning toward gay."
Of course, people predictably freaked out and said all sorts of things about Evan Rachel ...
Of course you are. Because if you're not, what are you doing here, anyway? In either case, you're in luck! We’ve once again partnered with a pretty fantastic production, 'For a Good Time, Call ....' which is a film starring Justin Long, Mimi Rogers (one of Tom Cruise's ex-wives!), and others like Nia Vardalos, Lauren Miller, and Seth Rogen.
Of course, because we love you, there's stuff in it for you, too, aside from watching Justin Long strut his sexy ass on screen—namely a $25 Visa gift ...
"I'd like to dedicate this next song to Mr. Elton John. I know he's a big fan of it [Madonna's song 'Masterpiece']. And I know he's a big fan of mine. And you know? I forgive him. Gotta start somewhere."
Oh, so let me guess: she's going to continue by "forgiving" Lady Gaga next, for trying to steal her career and pilfer her music, right? No doubt, dude. No doubt.
See, the funny thing is, Madonna dedicating this particular song to Elton John was more of a slap in the face than anything, be...
January Jones is sleeping around to further her career, of course. [The Superficial]
Katie Holmes is going back to fashion, too---soon! [Lainey Gossip]
More of Chad Ochocinco's mistresses. [Bossip]
Avril Lavigne's ring weighs in at $350k. [Starpulse]
Ashley Greene really wants to be the new Kristen Stewart. [Cele|bitchy]
Another director drops Angelina Jolie's 'Cleopatra'. [Huff Po]
Soldiers battle PTSD. [The Frisky]
Salma Hayek's cleavage is all over the place. [Yeeeah]
L...
... Which is to say, absolutely nothing. Seriously---nada.
Katie and Tom's divorce has been finalized, and the details are as follows: Tom will pay monthly child support to Katie (who has full physical custody of Suri) to the tune of $33,333.33 per month until Suri's 18, and in addition, Tom is responsible for paying all of Suri's erroneous costs, such as medical, dental, educational, and extra-curricular activity costs.
As for Katie? Yeah, she walked away from being pampered on the reg...
I mean, we could, of course, come right out and say "This is what Lindsay looks like when she's fleeing the long arm of the law," but that would make us look like we're presuming that Lindsay *did* have something to do with all those missing jewels from that party that she brought suspicious-looking, jewel-thieving-like men to, and come on. No one wants to be all presumptuous, especially not about Lindsay Lohan. It's not like she's ever been caught doing something that wasn't on the up and up, so why shouldn't she just be allowed to casually ...
You guys remember how Rodney King died back in June, right? Two months ago, when he suspiciously drowned in his backyard pool for almost no apparent reason?
Well. Sources close to the investigation on the case have gone public with the results of the toxicology screening, and it states that Rodney was not only on marijuana when he drowned (or whatever it was he did; that's all still fishy), he was also under the influence of PCP, cocaine, and alcohol. From TMZ:
Rodney King was under the i...
And you're probably wondering, "Why, Sarah, why is it weird that two people could have found love and wanted to make it official by getting engaged?" and then I would answer, "Because it's the f-cking dude from Nickelback, and it's Avril Lavigne. And it was very abrupt. And that makes it weird." And that answer would have to suffice, because I have no other.
Anyway, this is Avril Lavigne's zillion-carat diamond engagement ring, which, if you can see detail, is pear-shaped with two crescent moon-like things on either sid...
"I lacked such self-confidence that I constantly stood in my own way. ... It was a nightmare. He [former boyfriend Nick Savalas] was never physically abusive, but he was verbally abusive, telling me 10 times a day how ugly I was. Although I don't believe in regrets and think every moment makes us the women and moms we ultimately become. It would be nice to give this advice!"
So this Nick Savalas character (who happens to be Telly Savalas'---or Kojak's---son)? Let's forever brand him one of th...
These photos were posted on a couple of other sites today, many of them blazing, "Extreme Weight Loss!" and "Scary-Skinny!" but guys, I'm not so sure I agree. Yeah, Emma's lost a few pounds for whatever reason (A role? It's summer and it's been hot and who wants to eat? She just felt like it?), but I hardly think it's anything to squawk about.
What do you guys think---is Emma treading into too-skinny territory, or is it all just ... well, whatever?
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Prince Harry's Royal Naked Butthole. [The Superficial]
Liberty Ross officially removes her wedding ring. [Bohomoth]
Serena Williams' tight red dress. [Starpulse]
Harry's day of reckoning. [Lainey Gossip]
Khloe Kardashian was in a car accident. [ICYDK]
Miley Cyrus is guilty as sin. [INFDaily]
All celebrities hate Paul Ryan (OK, two of them do). [Huff Po]
So! Do we know who January Jones' baby looks like NOW? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Kate Upton: SINGLE. Was she dumped for being "t...