"I was crawling on the floor. I remember throwing up, like, within the hour. I remember being on the floor...I have never felt anything quite like that. It was so visceral. It’s like someone has killed you and you have to live through it and watch it happen...It was awful."
---Emma Stone, interviewing with Cameron Crowe for Interview magazine, where she talked about her first heartbreak---at the tender age of fourteen. Ahem. I said fourteen.
See, I had this kind of breakup once. But it...
John Mayer just didn't want Katy Perry's kind of love. [The Superficial]
Samoa's epic swimming hole. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan's officially a loser. Again. Still. Whatever. [TMZ]
Posh Spice is "bemused" over David Beckham cheating allegations. [Lainey Gossip]
PHOTO: Tom Hanks poses with drunk fan, photo goes viral. [Socialite Life]
What the hell did Jessica Alba do to her hair? [Yeeeah]
Amanda Bynes might actually go to jail, maybe. [Amy Grindhouse]
The best of 'Before and...
Well something off the hook is probably about to happen, since the rumor mill has headed into maximum overdrive, since Rob's lately been "ogling Katy Perry's boobs over intimate dinners," "having torrid sex with Rihanna," and now "meeting up with Kristen Stewart to begin the process of reconciliation." I, like you, have no idea which of these three (if any) are actually true, but I'm hoping for the last one where Rob maybe forgives Kristen and starts vampire life anew, because that just seems to make the most sense to me.
Sources close to the estranged...
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Now hang on just a damn minute, here. Didn't we just decide that Robert Pattinson's having sex with Katy Perry's voluptuous midsection these days? Yeah, I think we did. So what's this business about Rihanna hitting that? Or is it customary for Rihanna to make her rounds on all of the newly-single Hollywood actors who've been caught up in a cheating scandal?
In either case, who'd you rather Robert be hooking up with---Rihanna or Katy Perry?
{democracy:405} ...
Straight from the Huff Po:
Miley Cyrus is headed to "Two And A Half Men."
The singer/actress has landed a two-episode arc on the CBS series as Missi, a girl Jake (Angus T. Jones) falls for when he comes back from the army.
The news was first reported earlier in August by Life of the Rich and Famous, which revealed that Cyrus would play a "hot new local in town that's dating soon-to-be-legal Jake Harper (Angus T. Jones)" and that Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) will develop a "massive crush" ...
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The winner on last week’s ...
(Pattinson's moving on on Katy, that is, not John Mayer's feathery breakup hair. You know. To be clear.)
And I'm sorry, but there's just something so inherently douchey about guys who feather their hair. It was douchey in the seventies, and it's douchey now, and John Mayer being the poster child for douchey behavior only encourages the "douchey" label to be slapped right on the "feathered hair" trend. DOUCHEY.
I guess John doesn't have to worry all that much, though, anyway---even thoug...
So I've only heard bits and pieces over the last few weeks about a new movie coming out (The Butler), but something I read today really sparked my interest---and it's that Robin Williams will be playing the role of former President Eisenhower in an upcoming movie, The Butler.
Let me back up a second. The Butler is a film that chronicles a butler and his wife, and the years of service they committed to various White House administrations (eight of them, to be exact). The 'butler' in question will be played by F...
Can I get a collective "ugh," please?
From Us Weekly:
Looks like Ryan Gosling isn’t going to be a young, free and single star for much longer as girlfriend of just a year, Eva Mendes is reportedly planning to propose to him.
The 37 year-old is reportedly ready to settle down and rather than waiting for the ‘Drive’ stud to propose to her she is taking the reins in the romance and suggesting to him that they get hitched.
A source told Us Weekly: “She starting to think about marriage...
Snooki's baby did not have gills. [The Superficial]
Bradley Cooper movies with Asians. [Lainey Gossip]
Tina Knowles needs to stop f-cking with her face NOW. [Bossip]
'Game of Thrones' co-stars dating in real life. [Starpulse]
Matthew McConaughey is apparently married to Kim Kardashian on the DL. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Vintage Gossip: Jessica Simpson is expensive. [IDLYITW]
Yeah, right: Tyra Banks "went" to Harvard Business School. [The Blemish]
Finnick Photos! [Hollywood Dame]
John Mayer probably thought Katy Perry was a shitt...
Guys, I'm going to go ahead and do something that I don't ever really do. I'm going to commend Kim Kardashian on her attire, and praise her for her hair. Because I love the entire ensemble---I think from head to toe (yes, even those strange, but strangely-alluring shoes) are pretty awesome.
If you were here this past weekend, you saw that Kim's been Tweeting photos of her big old ass. And if you weren't, I'll grace your presence with it again:
Bam! In your face. Happy Monday. BAM!
Se...
From Entertainmentwise:
... [Robert Pattinson is] reportedly keen to transform his image and wants to completely change his appearance. Insiders have said that Rob 'wants to look and feel different as he starts life as a single man' and 'reportedly hopes his improved image will make Kristen regret straying'.
"Rob wants to show Kristen what she's thrown away," an insider revealed to Look magazine.
They then added, "He's spent a fortune in the past two weeks on his hair, teeth whitening a...
"I was crawling on the floor. I remember throwing up, like, within the hour. I remember being on the floor...I have never felt anything quite like that. It was so visceral. It’s like someone has killed you and you have to live through it and watch it happen...It was awful."
---Emma Stone, interviewing with Cameron Crowe for Interview magazine, where she talked about her first heartbreak---at the tender age of fourteen. Ahem. I said fourteen.
See, I had this kind of breakup once. But it...
John Mayer just didn't want Katy Perry's kind of love. [The Superficial]
Samoa's epic swimming hole. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan's officially a loser. Again. Still. Whatever. [TMZ]
Posh Spice is "bemused" over David Beckham cheating allegations. [Lainey Gossip]
PHOTO: Tom Hanks poses with drunk fan, photo goes viral. [Socialite Life]
What the hell did Jessica Alba do to her hair? [Yeeeah]
Amanda Bynes might actually go to jail, maybe. [Amy Grindhouse]
The best of 'Before and...
Well something off the hook is probably about to happen, since the rumor mill has headed into maximum overdrive, since Rob's lately been "ogling Katy Perry's boobs over intimate dinners," "having torrid sex with Rihanna," and now "meeting up with Kristen Stewart to begin the process of reconciliation." I, like you, have no idea which of these three (if any) are actually true, but I'm hoping for the last one where Rob maybe forgives Kristen and starts vampire life anew, because that just seems to make the most sense to me.
Sources close to the estranged...
Straight from the Huff Po:
Miley Cyrus is headed to "Two And A Half Men."
The singer/actress has landed a two-episode arc on the CBS series as Missi, a girl Jake (Angus T. Jones) falls for when he comes back from the army.
The news was first reported earlier in August by Life of the Rich and Famous, which revealed that Cyrus would play a "hot new local in town that's dating soon-to-be-legal Jake Harper (Angus T. Jones)" and that Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) will develop a "massive crush" ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s ...
(Pattinson's moving on on Katy, that is, not John Mayer's feathery breakup hair. You know. To be clear.)
And I'm sorry, but there's just something so inherently douchey about guys who feather their hair. It was douchey in the seventies, and it's douchey now, and John Mayer being the poster child for douchey behavior only encourages the "douchey" label to be slapped right on the "feathered hair" trend. DOUCHEY.
I guess John doesn't have to worry all that much, though, anyway---even thoug...
So I've only heard bits and pieces over the last few weeks about a new movie coming out (The Butler), but something I read today really sparked my interest---and it's that Robin Williams will be playing the role of former President Eisenhower in an upcoming movie, The Butler.
Let me back up a second. The Butler is a film that chronicles a butler and his wife, and the years of service they committed to various White House administrations (eight of them, to be exact). The 'butler' in question will be played by F...
Can I get a collective "ugh," please?
From Us Weekly:
Looks like Ryan Gosling isn’t going to be a young, free and single star for much longer as girlfriend of just a year, Eva Mendes is reportedly planning to propose to him.
The 37 year-old is reportedly ready to settle down and rather than waiting for the ‘Drive’ stud to propose to her she is taking the reins in the romance and suggesting to him that they get hitched.
A source told Us Weekly: “She starting to think about marriage...
Snooki's baby did not have gills. [The Superficial]
Bradley Cooper movies with Asians. [Lainey Gossip]
Tina Knowles needs to stop f-cking with her face NOW. [Bossip]
'Game of Thrones' co-stars dating in real life. [Starpulse]
Matthew McConaughey is apparently married to Kim Kardashian on the DL. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Vintage Gossip: Jessica Simpson is expensive. [IDLYITW]
Yeah, right: Tyra Banks "went" to Harvard Business School. [The Blemish]
Finnick Photos! [Hollywood Dame]
John Mayer probably thought Katy Perry was a shitt...
Guys, I'm going to go ahead and do something that I don't ever really do. I'm going to commend Kim Kardashian on her attire, and praise her for her hair. Because I love the entire ensemble---I think from head to toe (yes, even those strange, but strangely-alluring shoes) are pretty awesome.
If you were here this past weekend, you saw that Kim's been Tweeting photos of her big old ass. And if you weren't, I'll grace your presence with it again:
Bam! In your face. Happy Monday. BAM!
Se...
From Entertainmentwise:
... [Robert Pattinson is] reportedly keen to transform his image and wants to completely change his appearance. Insiders have said that Rob 'wants to look and feel different as he starts life as a single man' and 'reportedly hopes his improved image will make Kristen regret straying'.
"Rob wants to show Kristen what she's thrown away," an insider revealed to Look magazine.
They then added, "He's spent a fortune in the past two weeks on his hair, teeth whitening a...