Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Don’t Forget to Enter: The ‘For a Good Time Call …’ Giveaway

photo of movie poster for a good time call pictures photos As we told you guys earlier last week, we're hosing a giveaway to help promote a new film, 'For a Good Time, Call ...', and there’s stuff in it for you, too—namely a $25 Visa gift card, t-shirt, nail polish set, cell phone cover w/microfiber cloth, and a retro phone handset with cord. And it’s simple—all you have to do is--- 1) Like us on Facebook (good for you if you already do; you’re ahead of the game) 2) Follow us on Twitter (ditto) 3) Share this post on Facebook 4) Comment on ...

Katie Holmes Bought $10K Worth of Lingerie Not for Tom, Maybe for Dawson (?)

photo of katie holmes pictures photos lingerie pic From the Daily Mail: Katie Holmes can’t hide her excitement after her divorce from Tom Cruise came through last week and she’s hit the shops to celebrate. The US actress who split from the A-lister last month has a new found enthusiasm for fashion as she reportedly splurged $15,000 on shoes and $10,000 on lingerie in a post break-up shopping frenzy in New York. 'Katie treated herself to a lavish post-split pick-me-up shopping spree. She wants to show the world who she really is - a ...

Pippa Middleton’s Book is All Done

photo of pippa middleton pictures photos Here's some brand-new Pippa news: girlfriend's gone and released that book she was writing. What book? Well, this book---a "comprehensive seasonal guide to simple and creative entertaining." The book is called Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends, and that business sounds to be right up my alley. Good things, guys! So, OK. Those affiliated (and in) the Royal Family are doing all sorts of things. You know, Writing Best-Selling Books, traveling the world as The Cutest Roya...

Adele Probably Got Married, So We Missed That, I Guess

photo of adele in style magazine pictures wedding baby pic According to sources at Life & Style magazine, Adele's gone and pulled a fast one on all of us (aside from that abrupt baby-having bomb she dropped a few months ago)---she's probably married! Sources at Life & Style claim that Adele is over the moon about her pregnancy, and is definitely sporting that glow we all love so much: "Adele was relaxed and calm, and she and Simon looked really great together. She seemed very, very happy. She absolutely does have a pregnancy glow." L&S also claims that Adele's been recently spotted (see ...

Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes Wore This for Her 30th Birthday

[images removed on request] So, do we dislike this girl enough that I can come right out and say that she looks like a bag of smashed shit without getting any flak for it? Because even though yesterday was girlfriend's 30th birthday, I'm going to go ahead and say that she looks like a bag of smashed shit. This, folks, is what happens when you let your smarmy husband dictate your facial and body choices and have a debilitating lack of self-esteem. And when you can't stop changing your teeth around; that, too. I want LeAnn to have a happy 30th birthday, really I do, but all I can see is her lion-head in these pictures and I cannot get past it. Seriously, whether it's the weight loss or some kind of surgery or injectible, she's starting to resemble the Cowardly Lion (albeit a really skinny Cowardly Lion). Happy Belated Birthday, LeAnn, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Something else I mean from the bottom of my heart? This: photo of the cowardly lion pictures [images removed on request] So, do we dislike this girl enough that I can come right out and say that she looks like a bag of smashed shit without getting any flak for it? Because even though yesterday was girlfriend's 30th birthday, I'm going to go ahead and say that she looks like a bag of smashed shit. This, folks, is what happens when you let your smarmy husband dictate your facial and body choices and have a debilitating lack of self-esteem. And when you can't stop changing your teeth around; that, to...

Demi Moore’s Going to Write an Ashton Kutcher Tell-All and I Will Probably Buy It

photo of demi moore and ashton kutcher pictures So, Demi Moore might be writing a book, have you heard? From Books & Review: [Demi] has reportedly reached a deal worth $2 million with publisher HarperCollins to write a book. The book will be edited by Jennifer Barth, and backstopped by publisher Jonathan Burnham. According to sources they are still negotiating a delivery date and making a deal with a co-writer. And what will the book be about? Come on. What else would it be about? Demi Moore, though she's definitely more of a sympathetic soul these days than real...

And Now Lindsay Lohan’s Been Banned from the Chateau Marmont

photo of lindsay lohan making an angry face pictures photos From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan stiffed the famous Chateau Marmont hotel to the tune of $46,350.04, and she is now persona non grata. TMZ has obtained a letter from the General Manager of the hotel where John Belushi infamously OD'd and died ... The GM notes the hotel repeatedly requested payment for the 47 days Lindsay stayed there during the months of June and July ... but LiLo never anted up. Lindsay -- who had been living at the hotel -- was ordered to get her stuff out by 12 PM August 1. Sh...

Snooki’s First Post-Baby TwitPic (Yes, Already)

photo of nicole snooki polizzi pictures baby twitter And today, she's been updating Twitter like a madwoman, telling us all about her eyelashes, and how excited she is about 'American Horror Story', and casually mentioning that she's wearing ... ugh, diapers (TMI, Snooks. T. M. I). Here's a few of Snooki's select Tweets from the last day or so: Im finally able to eat eggs again! While I was pregnant I couldn't even smell them! Now I'm killing it with egg whites!!! #YUM Post birth isn't so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS. ? ? “@Perfumania: Congrats to @snooki and her new baby! ...

Jessica Simpson’s Going to be on TV Soon, Y’all!

photo of jessica simpson katie couric pictures From Radar Online: Katie [Couric] will premiere on September 10 with Jessica, who will talk about how she’s losing the 70 pounds she gained during pregnancy through her job as a Weight Watchers spokeswoman. Her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, was born on May 1, and she’ll open up to the veteran TV host about what life has been like since she arrived and how she’s juggling motherhood and still running her billion dollar fashion empire. So I guess Jess must have gone and lost all...

WATCH THIS: The Final Trailer for The Master

Just in time for the tail-end of Tom Cruise's probably-Scientology-spurred-divorce, The Master drops its final trailer. The Master, if you're not in the know about it, is a film that's presumed to be about Scientology, even though the religion/cult in the film is called 'The Cause' and is headed up by a man named Lancaster Dodd (portrayed by Philip Seymour Hoffman), and not anyone called L. Ron Hubbard. This is what Lancaster Dodd looks like: photo of philip seymour hoffman the master pictures stills pictures Just in time for the tail-end of Tom Cruise's probably-Scientology-spurred-divorce, The Master drops its final trailer. The Master, if you're not in the know about it, is a film that's presumed to be about Scientology, even though the religion/cult in the film is called 'The Cause' and is headed up by a man named Lancaster Dodd (portrayed by Philip Seymour Hoffman), and not anyone called L. Ron Hubbard. This is what Lancaster Dodd looks like: And this is what L. Ron Hubbard (founder of...

Oprah Tops Forbes‘ Highest-Paid Celebrities List

photo of oprah winfrey forbes highest paid list pictures ... And interestingly enough, she's the only woman in the Top 10. Others on the list are as follows: #10 - Simon Cowell, $90 million #9 - George Lucas, $90 million #8 - James Patterson, $94 million #7 - Howard Stern, $95 million #6 - Tyler Perry, $105 million #5 - Dr. Dre, $110 million #4 - Jerry Bruckheimer, $115 million #3 - Steven Spielberg, $130 million #2 - Michael Bay, $160 million #1 - Oprah Winfrey, $165 million The monetary amounts are calculated by endorsements, prof...

… And This is What Pink Was Doing at 14 (Hint: It Was Drugs)

photo of pink drug overdose pictures We just talked about Emma Stone's big life-changing event at the age of fourteen, and now we're moving on to what Pink was doing between the ages of twelve and fourteen, too. From a recent interview, Pink talking about how she overdosed at fourteen, which stopped her drug use altogether: "I understand addiction. I was a hardcore partier from 12 to 15. [I was] on all the club drugs [and] selling Ecstasy and crystal meth and Special K. I overdosed in ’95, and then I never took drugs again, ever.” ...