Oh man. This girl. This girl is so hot, seriously. She's like a Michelle Williams vixen. No! Wait! Dawson's Creek reference---she's just like Jen Lindley. Only a smidge HOTTER.
And contrary to popular belief (OK, well, my belief) that Elisha's currently engaged to Ted Danson circa Cheers. What's that? Don't believe me? Or, worse, don't know who Ted Danson or---dare I say it---Cheers is? Here:
No, Elisha's brand-new fiance is named Dion Phaneuf, he's a Canadian hockey player, and he's ...
Before you get your sodden Christian Grey-loving panties all up in a wad, let me fill you in---the trailer's not real. No, it's complete and utter fan fiction, and we should all probably thank our lucky stars for that.
Frankly, Zac Efron just seems too nice to play someone like Christian Grey (not that I've read the books or anything, yet, because I haven't), and Kirsten Dunst playing the part of Anastasia Steele? Come on. That's about as believable as Lindsay Lohan playing Anastasia Steele.
No, the trailer was created by our friends at Celebrity Dirty Laundry, and if you love it and think they're onto something, be sure to head over there and drop them a line to tell them. />
Before you get your sodden Christian Grey-loving panties all up in a wad, let me fill you in---the trailer's not real. No, it's complete and utter fan fiction, and we should all probably thank our lucky stars for that.
Frankly, Zac Efron just seems too nice to play someone like Christian Grey (not that I've read the books or anything, yet, because I haven't), and Kirsten Dunst playing the part of Anastasia Steele? Come on. That's about as believable as Lindsay Lohan playing Anastasia Steel...
Oh, we didn't already come to that conclusion even after we heard about the Sofia Vergara debacle? My bad. Guess I should have been paying better attention to all of the NUTS coming out of his mouth in previous years.
In the latest bunch of NUTS, Vanity Fair has a pretty in-depth article detailing Tom Cruise's once-alleged and now-true story of potential wife-wrangling, which apparently includes plenty of lady makeovers, PR training, and "Are you famous enough" questions courtesy of Tom and ...
No, seriously. Dean McDermott is the best dad ever.
From Dean's blog:
An Open Letter To My New Baby,
Well it’s the night before your entrance into this crazy, whacky, amazing world full of joy, good times, bad times, love, loss, friends and foes – and that’s just your brothers and sisters! They’re always full of love, laughter and energy. Quite frankly they’re absolutely bonkers too, but you’re going to love them. Mom and Dad are a bit kooky too – that’s just how we r...
Oh Emma Watson. I just don't even know how some people can get along in the world not being Emma Watson, because to be Emma Watson is to be divine.
Here's Emma, in the latest issue of Glamour UK, on "accepting her shape":
"I've accepted my body shape more as I've got older. I went through a stage of wanting to have that straight-up-and-down model look, but I have curves and hips, and in the end you have to accept yourself as you are."
And here's darling Emma on weight fluctuation sinc...
See this picture? This is what Jennie Garth has been doing since her split with Peter Facinelli. That, and possibly having sex with former co-star, Luke Perry, which still completely tickles in all the right places when I think about it.
Yes, it must be nice to be able to frolick and play and date decidedly-still-hot former heartthrobs while your loser of an ex-husband is doing nothing much these days---except prepping for the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, which is sure to not be focused on him whatsoever.
See?...
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According to sources, Kristen Stewart's mom, Jules, has gone and filed for divorce from Kristen's dad, John, to whom she'd been married for almost three decades. The petition cites irreconcilable differences for the split, but come on. What is that*? After thirty years you realize that you can't reconcile certain things between two people? How does it take that long?
To be fair, Jules and John have allegedly been estranged from one another since 2010, but sources are also saying that the fact d...
But I'll forewarn you---it's not nearly as "funny" as when Will Ferrell did it. A month ago.
Points for creativity, though, in calling the film Twihard: With a Vengeance.
Watch it and tell me if you don't think it's forced, uncomfortable, and really obvious that Bruce is just trying *so hardsies* to be relevant. />
But I'll forewarn you---it's not nearly as "funny" as when Will Ferrell did it. A month ago.
Points for creativity, though, in calling the film Twihard: With a Vengeance.
Watch it and tell me if you don't think it's forced, uncomfortable, and really obvious that Bruce is just trying *so hardsies* to be relevant. ...
From TMZ:
Sylvester Stallone's son, Sage Stallone, died from a heart attack ... and no drugs were found in his system ... TMZ has learned.
The L.A. County Coroner has determined Sage died from natural causes. As for why he had a heart attack, we're told there was evidence of heart disease.
A source connected with the Coroner tells TMZ ... it was "unusual" for a person Sage's age -- 36 -- to have such advanced coronary problems, but that's what killed him.
Sage's body was found Jul...
So, as someone born in the eighties, and a definite product of the nineties, I love Winona Ryder. I, like Johnny Depp, would tattoo "Winona Forever" somewhere (discreet) on my body, and I could probably watch Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Great Balls of Fire!, and Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (among many others) on loop for the rest of my life and never get sick of it. OK?
That being said, Winona-girl really needs to start owning this red carpet thing if she's ever going to fu...
Hey, so I wonder when Drew Barrymore is due. What's that? Two months ago? Yeah, that's what I thought, too---at least based on this picture of girlfriend and her midsection, anyway.
Drew, who never officially announced that she's pregnant, was photographed leaving yoga class earlier this week, and by the looks of her, she's got to be pregnant with twins. BIG twins. Because that is one BIG baby bump, laws.
Seriously, though, let's try to figure this one out. Drew was spotted back in April ...
Oh man. This girl. This girl is so hot, seriously. She's like a Michelle Williams vixen. No! Wait! Dawson's Creek reference---she's just like Jen Lindley. Only a smidge HOTTER.
And contrary to popular belief (OK, well, my belief) that Elisha's currently engaged to Ted Danson circa Cheers. What's that? Don't believe me? Or, worse, don't know who Ted Danson or---dare I say it---Cheers is? Here:
No, Elisha's brand-new fiance is named Dion Phaneuf, he's a Canadian hockey player, and he's ...
Oh, we didn't already come to that conclusion even after we heard about the Sofia Vergara debacle? My bad. Guess I should have been paying better attention to all of the NUTS coming out of his mouth in previous years.
In the latest bunch of NUTS, Vanity Fair has a pretty in-depth article detailing Tom Cruise's once-alleged and now-true story of potential wife-wrangling, which apparently includes plenty of lady makeovers, PR training, and "Are you famous enough" questions courtesy of Tom and ...
No, seriously. Dean McDermott is the best dad ever.
From Dean's blog:
An Open Letter To My New Baby,
Well it’s the night before your entrance into this crazy, whacky, amazing world full of joy, good times, bad times, love, loss, friends and foes – and that’s just your brothers and sisters! They’re always full of love, laughter and energy. Quite frankly they’re absolutely bonkers too, but you’re going to love them. Mom and Dad are a bit kooky too – that’s just how we r...
Oh Emma Watson. I just don't even know how some people can get along in the world not being Emma Watson, because to be Emma Watson is to be divine.
Here's Emma, in the latest issue of Glamour UK, on "accepting her shape":
"I've accepted my body shape more as I've got older. I went through a stage of wanting to have that straight-up-and-down model look, but I have curves and hips, and in the end you have to accept yourself as you are."
And here's darling Emma on weight fluctuation sinc...
See this picture? This is what Jennie Garth has been doing since her split with Peter Facinelli. That, and possibly having sex with former co-star, Luke Perry, which still completely tickles in all the right places when I think about it.
Yes, it must be nice to be able to frolick and play and date decidedly-still-hot former heartthrobs while your loser of an ex-husband is doing nothing much these days---except prepping for the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, which is sure to not be focused on him whatsoever.
See?...
According to sources, Kristen Stewart's mom, Jules, has gone and filed for divorce from Kristen's dad, John, to whom she'd been married for almost three decades. The petition cites irreconcilable differences for the split, but come on. What is that*? After thirty years you realize that you can't reconcile certain things between two people? How does it take that long?
To be fair, Jules and John have allegedly been estranged from one another since 2010, but sources are also saying that the fact d...
From TMZ:
Sylvester Stallone's son, Sage Stallone, died from a heart attack ... and no drugs were found in his system ... TMZ has learned.
The L.A. County Coroner has determined Sage died from natural causes. As for why he had a heart attack, we're told there was evidence of heart disease.
A source connected with the Coroner tells TMZ ... it was "unusual" for a person Sage's age -- 36 -- to have such advanced coronary problems, but that's what killed him.
Sage's body was found Jul...
So, as someone born in the eighties, and a definite product of the nineties, I love Winona Ryder. I, like Johnny Depp, would tattoo "Winona Forever" somewhere (discreet) on my body, and I could probably watch Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Great Balls of Fire!, and Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (among many others) on loop for the rest of my life and never get sick of it. OK?
That being said, Winona-girl really needs to start owning this red carpet thing if she's ever going to fu...
Hey, so I wonder when Drew Barrymore is due. What's that? Two months ago? Yeah, that's what I thought, too---at least based on this picture of girlfriend and her midsection, anyway.
Drew, who never officially announced that she's pregnant, was photographed leaving yoga class earlier this week, and by the looks of her, she's got to be pregnant with twins. BIG twins. Because that is one BIG baby bump, laws.
Seriously, though, let's try to figure this one out. Drew was spotted back in April ...