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WATCH THIS: The Harry Potter Retrospective I Dare You Not to Cry Over

God. Thirty seconds into the damn thing and I was already outright weeping. From Internet sensation Kees van Dijkhuizen Jr., who's no beginner at video editing, a 13-minute montage of all of the Harry Potter movies, the definitive Harry Potter Retrospective. From Kees:
Exciting news today! Just under eleven years ago Harry Potter made his big screen debut. Now, the legend has turned into a worldwide phenomenon, with shattered box office records and a massive loving fan base. Not just great adaptations but great films, period, the Potter films are crown jewels of the British film industry.” “With the upcoming Harry Potter Wizard's Collection, a numbered and limited box set with all eight feature films, take a journey through the life of Harry Potter and how his adventures enchanted the world. ‘Mischief Managed' shows just that: it's an epic, exciting 13-minute reel with footage from all eight films cut to music from their original scores by John Williams, Patrick Doyle, Nicholas Hooper and Alexandre Desplat.”
You'll have to excuse me, but I think I have an overdue date with all of the Harry Potter movies, all over again, starting this afternoon. /> God. Thirty seconds into the damn thing and I was already outright weeping. From Internet sensation Kees van Dijkhuizen Jr., who's no beginner at video editing, a 13-minute montage of all of the Harry Potter movies, the definitive Harry Potter Retrospective. From Kees: Exciting news today! Just under eleven years ago Harry Potter made his big screen debut. Now, the legend has turned into a worldwide phenomenon, with shattered box office records and a massive loving fan base. Not just gr...

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Jessica Simpson Didn’t Realize All the Food Weight Wouldn’t Come Off When She Had the Baby

photo of jessica simpson pictures photos From USA Today: "I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it. I wanted to be happy and eat what I wanted. I didn't realize it (the weight) didn't all come off with the baby." Oh, girl. If I didn't completely identify with what you're saying (well, kind of; not the part about not realizing that the food weight wouldn't just magically disappear), I'd shake my head, roll my eyes, and say, "Jess, Jess, Jess." But I ge...

Quotables: LeAnn Rimes’ Harasser Makes a Statement

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The First Real Photo of Adele’s Baby Bump

photo of adele pregnancy baby bump pictures photos So we showed you guys the "first" photos of Adele's baby bump last week, and also let you know that there were rumors going around that Adele got married. Now, we have an actual photo of Adele's baby bump, and there's not a ring in sight (after we talked about Adele's faux-wedding, girlfriend took to Twitter to claim no marriage had happened). Honestly, though, the above photo looks pretty similar to the one from Life & Style, and the only difference is that there's no ring on Adele's all-important finger. The hair's even pretty much the s...

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What Did Lana Del Rey Do to Her Face (Again) (… I Mean Again-Again)?

photo of lana del rey cover of vogue pictures photos Because she looks different even from her hanging-out-with-Lady Gaga days, right? And that was, what, mere months ago? All I know is that we found a pretty flattering photo of Lana back in April, when she dyed her hair dark, but this Vogue Australia cover really tells a different story when it comes to flattery. Here's a few choice excerpts from Lana's interview, and no, I don't know why she's in Vogue anyway, either. Lana on breaking into film writing business: "When I was starting, I had a vision of being a writer for film and that’s w...

On the Road Teaser Makes Kristen Stewart “Look Like the Harlot She Is.”

Such silliness, seriously, because oy. That scene with her making out with a dude in a car? Riding in the front seat all topless and stuff? Well, people are going to go nuts over it. Wait, what's that? People already are? Sigh. So predictable. Can I tell you, though? This movie looks absolutely phenomenal. And I think that it's going to be some pretty good publicity for Kristen, too, because sources close to the film are saying that Kristen's got a lot of raw, previously-untapped talent that totally shines through in her performance in the On the Road role, and just by watching this teaser, I'd have to agree. It looks damn decent. On a related note, the film was directed by the same guy who did The Motorcycle Diaries, which is one of my all-time favorite movies. And it's a movie in which one of Hollywood's hottest actors appears, and that would be Gael Garcia-Bernal, who is actually my second-favorite "most hot" celebrity next to Adrien Brody. And one time? I used this app on a website that's supposed to scan your photo and tell you what celebrity you most resemble. Me? Well, apparently, I have a very masculine visage, because when my photo was scanned, the results claimed that I most closely resembled Gael Garcia-Bernal. Who is not at all female, at least from what I know: photo of gael garcia bernal pictures photos Such silliness, seriously, because oy. That scene with her making out with a dude in a car? Riding in the front seat all topless and stuff? Well, people are going to go nuts over it. Wait, what's that? People already are? Sigh. So predictable. Can I tell you, though? This movie looks absolutely phenomenal. And I think that it's going to be some pretty good publicity for Kristen, too, because sources close to the film are saying that Kristen's got a lot of raw, previously-untapped talent t...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of steven tyler caption this funny pictures photos It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Miley Cyrus photo: Alex "My father will make you pay for this Potter!!!" First ru...

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Prince Harry’s Hookup Girl Tells All: He Just Wanted to Show Las Vegas His “Royal Jewels,” Guys

photo of prince harry pictures nude pics photos The chick's name is Carrie Reichert, a fellow Brit, and word has it that Prince Harry went out of his way to woo the lady (though, let's be honest, would it really take all that much to woo anybody at all when you're Prince Harry?), and though they had some fun, it was "nothing serious." From the UK's Mirror: “We kissed, he was naked at the time, and pretty open. It was a drunken fumble. It wasn’t romantic, just fun. He was a gentleman, but he was so wasted. The alcohol affected him. I...