So hey. Hey, guys. I wanted to see if we could sit a spell and talk about a few things that are going to be happening here around Evil Beet Gossip over the next couple of weeks, because if it's anything I hate, it's a surprise. Unless, of course, that surprise is Courtney Stodden remixing and remastering 'Don't Put It on Me, Girl', because that would be the best surprise I could ever probably get in life, next to that one wish of being able to eat all f-cking day and night long without putting weight on (because I would definitely never stop shoveling terrible things like fried chicken and Ghirardelli Twilight dark chocolate into my mouth).
No, some of the changes around here are going to happen one way or the other, and I thought it would be best to let you guys know and not spring it on you, because a) it has nothing to do with Courtney Stodden, and b) I really, really love you guys from the cockles of my pitted heart.
The thing is, Emily and I will be leaving Evil Beet Gossip effective February 1st, and two very fabulous, very talented ladies will be taking our place as Editor and Managing Editor, respectively. Bobby Pfeiffer, who many of you might know as a wonderful, long-term commenter on Evil Beet Gossip, will take Emily's place, and Jennifer Still, who is affiliated with Hello Giggles and Digital Spy, will be taking the helm as Managing Editor. I have full confidence that both of these smart, sassy, and snarky women will be the perfect combination of awesome and bitchy that you guys generally come around for (I mean, really; why else would you be here?).
Before you ask---NO, Emily and I did not get fired for punctuation errors, nor did we lambaste LeAnn Rimes one too many times for her agent's taste. No, Emily and I will be moving on to the land of Los Angeles, where taxes are higher and Arnold Schwarzenegger was once commander-in-chief (what the f-ck was that all about anyway). We're embarking on another Editor-Managing Editor relationship, because really, you just can't separate us (really---you apparently can't).
Please don't be angry, and please be nice to the new ladies. They're going to excel in their positions, and we'll occasionally be checking in to make sure everyone's playing nice. Thursday, January 31st will be the last time you'll have to sit and be subjected to Emily and I, and 'til then, well ... 'til then, I guess. We'll miss the crap out of you guys, I promise. Thank you so much for being the wonderful readers that you are. I'm going to go cry and eat the rest of that ham now. />
So hey. Hey, guys. I wanted to see if we could sit a spell and talk about a few things that are going to be happening here around Evil Beet Gossip over the next couple of weeks, because if it's anything I hate, it's a surprise. Unless, of course, that surprise is Courtney Stodden remixing and remastering 'Don't Put It on Me, Girl', because that would be the best surprise I could ever probably get in life, next to that one wish of being able to eat all f-cking day and night long without putting weig...
It’s pretty ridiculous… The transparency is what’s being used to actually continue her ‘career’ with that tweet. That’s the transparency for me. Sorry, if you want to be real honest, I’ll be honest. My heart overflows with love for those two boys, and also because they’re my husband’s children, I look at them and they are two little spitting images of my husband. They’re with us half the time — I am never going to let a child walk into my house and not feel the love that t...
No one likes Taylor Swift anymore, and isn't that grand? [The Superficial]
Casper Smart and J. Lo are expecting. [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr looks like she's ready for love. [Splash]
Lance Armstrong is a big, stupid liar. [Starpulse]
Is Mel Gibson the secret father of Jodie Foster's kids? [Cele|bitchy]
Lance Armstrong tells Oprah everything. [Huff Po]
The hottest dudes of the Paris Runway Shows. [The Frisky]
Selma Blair: still scary skinny. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jessica Simpson, as seen on TV. [Yeeeah]
Most famous celebrity cheaters. [theBERRY...
This photo was one of the first shoots that Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe collaborated on, and it's somewhere around five years old. While the girls look "pretty" and all, there's one thing that I feel compelled to point out---these three chicks have some big-ass heads. They are some melons, aren't they? It's not even just the bouffant hair---it's the whole damn dome, guys. The Kardashians have big heads, and while I'm not making fun of them (because I've been told that *I* have a big head), I'm definitely pointing out its evidence in this picture....
See, I really, really like this look, just not on Dita Von Teese. Not at all, come to think of it. The color washes her out entirely, makes her teeth look beige (which is never a good thing), and generally makes her look slightly older than her 40 years. Also? She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in drag in this picture, and even after staring at the photo for fifteen minutes, trying to convince myself otherwise, the image is still there.
The things I do like about the ensemble? The shoes a...
No. No ... Just back off. I don't keep up with it all, but Taylor Swift writes songs about everyone she goes out with, right? [I probably] wouldn't even know who she was [if my son brought her home]. 'Sam, You Piece of S**t.' Oh … that was the girl you brought home.
---Michael J. Fox on telling his son "no f-cking way" if it came down to dating Taylor Swift.
Burned by Marty McFly? Does it get any worse than that? Somehow I don't think so.
... Tuck your teeth in, Taylor. You're starting ...
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This girl, guys. This girl. I'm so torn trying to figure out whether she's totally hot, or whether she's a but-her face (butterface, whatever). That being said!
Ashley Tisdale---hot or not?
Is it possible that Selena Gomez is going to be an actress? I know that she's an "actress," but an actress? A Real Actress? I mean, if I can completely block out the Tweener thing she had/has going on, and the fact that she deflowered Justin Bieber probably, I can see it. Maybe.
As for James Franco, he sure is versatile, isn't he? I mean, ripping Kevin Federline off so eloquently? That's what that was supposed to be, right?
And hey. It's coming out right around Spring Break, and that's so appropriate. />Get More:
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Is it possible that Selena Gomez is going to be an actress? I know that she's an "actress," but an actress? A Real Actress? I mean, if I can completely block out the Tweener thing she had/has going on, and the fact that she deflowered Justin Bieber probably, I can see it. Maybe.
As for James Franco, he sure is versatile, isn't he? I mean, ripping Kevin Federline off so eloquently? That's what that was supposed to be, right?
And hey. It's coming out right around Sprin...
Wait. What the hell's going on with Kate Upton here? [The Superficial]
One Direction gay-baiting. [Lainey Gossip]
Hottest Spring 2013 trends. [Bohomoth]
Eva Longoria's nipslip. [Starpulse]
Robert Pattinson's alone. Again. [Splash]
Kim Kardashian's version of "sensible." [INFDaily]
Radiohead threatens to "sue the shit" out of politician. [Huff Po]
Queen Elizabeth apologizes to Kate, gives her $10m gift. [CDL]
Jessica Chastian broke her own rules. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Lady Gaga wants...
And the thing is, guys, it's not like the fashion's getting better as she gets more pregnant, because hey. It's getting worse. This dress up here? It's way more awful than this dress, which is what she was eviscerated for wearing back in December:
No, this blue madness is a dream compared to the placenta-looking dress that she rocked to the grand opening of Andrea’s Restaurant at the Wynn Las Vegas & Encore Resort last night. Oh Holly Madison.
I wonder if she's taking tips from Jessica Simpson on maternity wear these days, huh?
Holly's g...