... Even though it wasn't Morgan Freeman, anyway, and a comedian named Josh Robert Thompson, the video has been pulled (presumably by Morgan Freeman's people, who also claim that Morgan Freeman is not dead, contrary to some reports that emerged yesterday afternoon). I felt that it was worth mention, anyway, since anyone narrating 50 Shades of Grey is pretty hilarious, and ... wait, what's that? You haven't heard many people do it? Well Gilbert Gottfried did it (yes, Iago from Aladdin). The cas...
Guys! Look! Miley Cyrus has finally moved on from those pesky self-portraits of that dang ol' hair and onto professionally taken photos of that dang ol' hair!
I don't know about you, but Miley's hair's really, really growing on me a lot these days. And I think it's finally growing on her, too. Seriously. I think she might actually be starting to like it finally.
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In a recent interview with WWD, Katie Holmes addresses her divorce, the fashion line that she's really delving into, and her upcoming theater work---in general, a pretty decent interview. I love the coy Katie, and the Katie who, you know, actually asserts herself and shows a bit of personality off during interviews, and these excerpts are no exception.
Here's Katie on her divorce:
“I have a lot of feelings about the press,” she said with a smile. “There are a lot of people with much bigger problems...
OK, so it wasn't necessarily a full-on make-out, nor was it the RED! CARPET! REUNION! that we all thought might happen, but seriously, where the f-ck was I when this shit between Chris and Rihanna happened? Yeah, it was an innocent peck on the cheek and short hug, but still. If there was a guy who beat me to near-oblivion, the very next time he tried to get close to me wouldn't be for a hug and a kiss---it would be because I attacked his face with my nails and teeth.
Incidentally, I didn't see Chris Brown's "girlfriend," Karreuche Tran, either during the awards ceremony, or at any of the red carpet events or afterparties. Interesting, hm? No, in fact, Karreuche Tweeted a photo last night that said "TREAT YOUR GIRL RIGHT," which is probably a barb at Chris Brown ditching Karreuche for singledom at the VMAs, and then kissing his ex-girlfriend for the world to see. At least that's what I'm thinking, anyway.
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OK, so it wasn't necessarily a full-on make-out, nor was it the RED! CARPET! REUNION! that we all thought might happen, but seriously, where the f-ck was I when this shit between Chris and Rihanna happened? Yeah, it was an innocent peck on the cheek and short hug, but still. If there was a guy who beat me to near-oblivion, the very next time he tried to get close to me wouldn't be for a hug and a kiss---it would be because I attacked his face with my...
Miley Cyrus is the Bride of Frankenstein. [Cele|bitchy]
Amber Rose's enormous baby bump. [Cele|bitchy]
The guy who called 911 (twice) to report his dream. [The Frisky]
Mariah Carey says she could do American Idol---all by herself. [TMZ]
10 Great Films of the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. [Socialite Life]
Nicki Minaj told Rihanna to "sit the f-ck down." [The Blemish]
Nazanin Boniadi is hot hot hot. [The Superficial]
We should probably talk a little more about Ri...
From TMZ:
Khloe Kardashian may be doing her part to jump start the economy ... because TMZ has learned she's the front-runner to become the "X Factor" host and we're told the suits want it to happen.
Sources intimately connected to the show tell TMZ ... Khloe is definitely #1 among the women who tried out and is generally considered the best in the entire pack of host wannabes.
Khloe did a screen test that went over well. The suits -- including Simon Cowell (who has probably never worn...
Sofia Vergara deep-throats. [The Superficial]
Kate Bosworth shows off her engagement ring. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivia Munn is still trying for that hot thing. [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan talks about Tom Cruise more. [Cele|bitchy]
Pussy Riot sends a message to Madonna. [Huff Po]
Top 10 Nail Polish Picks for Fall. [The Frisky]
Patrick Dempsey is ready for takeoff. [I'm Not Obsessed]
The Shakira sex tape. [Yeeeah]
Recipes for football season starters. [theBERRY]
Kristen Stewart's broken finger. [INFDaily]
Jessica Simpson says she's 10 pounds away from her pre-baby size. ...
While there was all sorts of awkwardness during the Breaking Dawn Part 2 extended preview at last night's VMAs, Kristen Stewart was engaging in her first public appearance post-scandal at the red carpet event for her new movie, On the Road.
And oh my God, guys. Look at how beautiful she is! She's even more beautiful than she was months ago, back before she was a red-painted lady of the night with a scarlet letter on her chest. Yeah, she's definitely a little skinnier than she was pre-Rupert Sanders, but she's looking good.
...
So this is what Miley Cyrus wore---and did---at last night's VMAs. Did you guys watch the VMAs? Did you, too, think they were pretty much a big, old bust? Because they were. They were so, so bad. And all of that One Direction business (sorry, this would be twice), I just didn't even know what to do about it all. It was pretty bad, and Taylor Swift wrapping the entire show up just about topped it all off for me (doubtless we'll talk about that later, too).
But moving on to more important thing...
Is this song why Kristen Stewart bailed on coming? Is that it?
And oh, good. Taylor Swift's going to perform the closer. Is she going to burn all of her ex-boyfriends in effigy, too? ... You guys DO know that this song is about Jake Gyllenhall, right?
Worst acceptance speech ever. It's video of the year, FFS. Boo.
So Rihanna wins video of the year. Is this where she and Chris Brown will be reuniting? Right here? She gonna thank Chris Brown?
... And it's pretty cheesy that they broug...
So I saw last night that Kristen Stewart flew out of LAX. And then I Googled where the VMAs were going to be held this year (yeah, I know; bad, bad entertainment writer, not knowing which venue this year's awards are at), my heart sunk and a dull, aching, burning pit took the place of where my stomach would normally be. Guys, much to my chagrin, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson won't be reuniting at the VMAs tonight. It's just not going to happen. Unless Kristen somehow got flew her skinny ass ...
From the Daily Mail:
[Kanye West] cancelled his appearance after deciding he didn't want to attend tonight's ceremony in Los Angeles without his girlfriend Kim Kardashian by his side.
The reality star, 31, had a prior engagement at Fashion's Night Out in New York, where she will be promoting her True Reflection perfume at Lord & Taylor.
A source tells Mail Online: 'Kim's in New York for her fragrance launch and Kanye didn't want to go to the VMAs if she couldn't be there.'
Kayne's s...
... Even though it wasn't Morgan Freeman, anyway, and a comedian named Josh Robert Thompson, the video has been pulled (presumably by Morgan Freeman's people, who also claim that Morgan Freeman is not dead, contrary to some reports that emerged yesterday afternoon). I felt that it was worth mention, anyway, since anyone narrating 50 Shades of Grey is pretty hilarious, and ... wait, what's that? You haven't heard many people do it? Well Gilbert Gottfried did it (yes, Iago from Aladdin). The cas...
In a recent interview with WWD, Katie Holmes addresses her divorce, the fashion line that she's really delving into, and her upcoming theater work---in general, a pretty decent interview. I love the coy Katie, and the Katie who, you know, actually asserts herself and shows a bit of personality off during interviews, and these excerpts are no exception.
Here's Katie on her divorce:
“I have a lot of feelings about the press,” she said with a smile. “There are a lot of people with much bigger problems...
Miley Cyrus is the Bride of Frankenstein. [Cele|bitchy]
Amber Rose's enormous baby bump. [Cele|bitchy]
The guy who called 911 (twice) to report his dream. [The Frisky]
Mariah Carey says she could do American Idol---all by herself. [TMZ]
10 Great Films of the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. [Socialite Life]
Nicki Minaj told Rihanna to "sit the f-ck down." [The Blemish]
Nazanin Boniadi is hot hot hot. [The Superficial]
We should probably talk a little more about Ri...
From TMZ:
Khloe Kardashian may be doing her part to jump start the economy ... because TMZ has learned she's the front-runner to become the "X Factor" host and we're told the suits want it to happen.
Sources intimately connected to the show tell TMZ ... Khloe is definitely #1 among the women who tried out and is generally considered the best in the entire pack of host wannabes.
Khloe did a screen test that went over well. The suits -- including Simon Cowell (who has probably never worn...
Sofia Vergara deep-throats. [The Superficial]
Kate Bosworth shows off her engagement ring. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivia Munn is still trying for that hot thing. [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan talks about Tom Cruise more. [Cele|bitchy]
Pussy Riot sends a message to Madonna. [Huff Po]
Top 10 Nail Polish Picks for Fall. [The Frisky]
Patrick Dempsey is ready for takeoff. [I'm Not Obsessed]
The Shakira sex tape. [Yeeeah]
Recipes for football season starters. [theBERRY]
Kristen Stewart's broken finger. [INFDaily]
Jessica Simpson says she's 10 pounds away from her pre-baby size. ...
While there was all sorts of awkwardness during the Breaking Dawn Part 2 extended preview at last night's VMAs, Kristen Stewart was engaging in her first public appearance post-scandal at the red carpet event for her new movie, On the Road.
And oh my God, guys. Look at how beautiful she is! She's even more beautiful than she was months ago, back before she was a red-painted lady of the night with a scarlet letter on her chest. Yeah, she's definitely a little skinnier than she was pre-Rupert Sanders, but she's looking good.
...
So this is what Miley Cyrus wore---and did---at last night's VMAs. Did you guys watch the VMAs? Did you, too, think they were pretty much a big, old bust? Because they were. They were so, so bad. And all of that One Direction business (sorry, this would be twice), I just didn't even know what to do about it all. It was pretty bad, and Taylor Swift wrapping the entire show up just about topped it all off for me (doubtless we'll talk about that later, too).
But moving on to more important thing...
Is this song why Kristen Stewart bailed on coming? Is that it?
And oh, good. Taylor Swift's going to perform the closer. Is she going to burn all of her ex-boyfriends in effigy, too? ... You guys DO know that this song is about Jake Gyllenhall, right?
Worst acceptance speech ever. It's video of the year, FFS. Boo.
So Rihanna wins video of the year. Is this where she and Chris Brown will be reuniting? Right here? She gonna thank Chris Brown?
... And it's pretty cheesy that they broug...
So I saw last night that Kristen Stewart flew out of LAX. And then I Googled where the VMAs were going to be held this year (yeah, I know; bad, bad entertainment writer, not knowing which venue this year's awards are at), my heart sunk and a dull, aching, burning pit took the place of where my stomach would normally be. Guys, much to my chagrin, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson won't be reuniting at the VMAs tonight. It's just not going to happen. Unless Kristen somehow got flew her skinny ass ...
From the Daily Mail:
[Kanye West] cancelled his appearance after deciding he didn't want to attend tonight's ceremony in Los Angeles without his girlfriend Kim Kardashian by his side.
The reality star, 31, had a prior engagement at Fashion's Night Out in New York, where she will be promoting her True Reflection perfume at Lord & Taylor.
A source tells Mail Online: 'Kim's in New York for her fragrance launch and Kanye didn't want to go to the VMAs if she couldn't be there.'
Kayne's s...