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Of Course Lindsay Lohan’s Screwing Up Her “Movie Career” Again

photo of lindsay lohan pictures sick photos crying pic So remember how Lindsay Lohan was picked up for a role in Scary Movie 5? Well, naturally, Lindsay's a loser, and can't commit to even the simplest of shit. According to Page Six, Lindsay was almost sued for not showing up for production on time, among other contract violations. From Page Six: Dimension Films signed Lohan to play a cameo in the horror spoof opposite Charlie Sheen. But over the past two weeks — as the date for filming approached — Lohan disappeared, blew off rehearsals, m...

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photo of chris brown stupid face pics Chris Brown just has a random dead woman tattooed on his neck, that's all. [The Superficial] Front row slum love! [Lainey Gossip] Jake Shears on his struggle with body image. [OMGBlog] Kris Humphries and FATMIRE did the walk of shame together this week. [TMZ] Britney Spears' dirty, dirty hands. [Socialite Life] Chad Michael Murray and Rachel Leigh Cook's first kiss. [Seriously OMG] Pussy Riot's raising money. [The Frisky] Keira Knightley isn't afraid to show NUDE. [Celebslam] ...

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ Wedding Was Apparently the Cutest Ever

photo of blake lively and ryan reynolds wedding pictures And they wrote their own wedding vows for one another, too! Isn't that just the most? From People: "They promised to support and love each other and to make each other laugh," a source tells PEOPLE in this week's cover story. The groom "said he would treasure Blake; she said she would adore him. The whole time they were beaming." The rustic, romantic festivities – held at Boone Hall Plantation outside Charleston, S.C. – featured whimsical touches, including after-dinner s'mores and ...

Ew: Rihanna’s New Gold Teeth

photo of rihanna gold teeth pictures photos No, seriously---ew. There's no "love it or leave it" here, because this is just f-cking gross. There is honestly something about people getting gold teeth or overlays that just screams "Ack! Someone I'd never be friends with!" That, and Joe Pesci in Home Alone. Not a good look. Also, doesn't Chris Brown also have some kind of cheap-looking gold grill, too? Because can you imagine what these two kissing each other might do (aside from infuriate everyone who was on Rihanna's side back when Chris Beat the tar out of her)? Gold upper gr...

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photo of minka kelly pictures photos Minka Kelly's ass is mad at Demi Lovato. [The Superficial] Jessica Simpson "isn't about the numbers." [Lainey Gossip] Usher moves on, talks about love-making. [Bossip] Kathy Bates has double masectomy. [Starpulse] Matt Lauer's beef with Al Roker. [TMZ] Randy Jackson changed his mind. [The Blemish] Kristen Stewart's been Photoshopped---to be even hotter. [theBERRY] WATCH THIS: First clip from Pitch Perfect. [Huff Po] Harper Beckham is walking the runway already. [Socialite Life] Kris Jenner's boob PSA. [Cele|bitchy] Bill and Giuliana Rancic's new baby boy. [Cele|bitchy] Kanye i...

Love It or Leave It: Adam Lambert is a Few Shades of Grey

photo of adam lambert grey hair pictures Wow, did you guys know that we haven't talked about Adam Lambert since February! That's like almost not even existing anymore (I kid, I kid)! In all seriousness, though, we need to discuss what Adam's doing with his hair these days. See, I like it. I liked that grey-locks thing years ago when it "first" came into fashion. And I like it now, I do. Adam's hair, however, looks more spray-painted than actually dyed, and I don't know, maybe that was the intention. But even so, it's still pretty good. It's way, wa...

Tom Hanks Will Make You Cry

OK, well, he'll make you laugh, and then he'll make you cry, because at the end of the cute and funny story, the fact remains that Michael Clarke Duncan's talent and big-heartedness is still no longer with us. Long-time friend, Tom Hanks, spoke at Michael's memorial service, which was heavy in celebrity attendance, including people like Stevie Wonder, Omarosa Stallworth, who was Michael's fiancee, Jay Leno, David Boreanaz, Vivica A. Fox, and Holly Robinson Peete. RIP Michael Clarke Duncan. You were a one, that's for sure. /> OK, well, he'll make you laugh, and then he'll make you cry, because at the end of the cute and funny story, the fact remains that Michael Clarke Duncan's talent and big-heartedness is still no longer with us. Long-time friend, Tom Hanks, spoke at Michael's memorial service, which was heavy in celebrity attendance, including people like Stevie Wonder, Omarosa Stallworth, who was Michael's fiancee, Jay Leno, David Boreanaz, Vivica A. Fox, and Holly Robinson Peete. RIP Michael Clarke Duncan. Y...

Anna Paquin Had Those Babies Already!

photo of anna paquin babies pregnancy pictures photos From People: The True Blood twins have arrived. “We can confirm that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer recently welcomed their twins into the world,” reps for the actors tell PEOPLE exclusively. “The babies were born a few weeks early, but are in good health and both Mom and Dad are overjoyed.” Wow. That seems like the shortest gestation period ever, right? We found out that Anna was pregnant back in April, and shortly after, found out that she was having twins, and wow. That time in between ...

Quotables: Zac Efron is Gay, Maybe?

photo of zac efron gay pictures photos "It's an issue that affects so many people in my life -- a lot of my close friends and some of the most influential people around me. I just want them all to be happy. It would make me so happy to see them able to live their lives and do what they want to do. After High School Musical and Hairspray, I've always felt embraced by the gay community, and I feel incredibly grateful and honored. think the gay audience related to my character Troy, because it really was a story of embracing who you ...

WATCH THIS: Kate Winslet’s Titanic Screen Test

Holy crap. Kate Winslet was only NINETEEN when she starred (and headlined) in Titanic? I'm going to say it again: holy crap. She's just amazing. She's luminous. She shines. She outacts so, so many other girls that are her age now (including people like Selena Gomez, Lindsay Lohan, and a handful of others who are considered "actresses" nowadays), and she's just ...gosh, she's just brilliant. I dunno, guys. Even if Kate Winslet is an uber-big bitch, it's this kind of thing that just makes me adore her no matter what. Even if she does have a second career as the number one Titanic hater the world over. /> Holy crap. Kate Winslet was only NINETEEN when she starred (and headlined) in Titanic? I'm going to say it again: holy crap. She's just amazing. She's luminous. She shines. She outacts so, so many other girls that are her age now (including people like Selena Gomez, Lindsay Lohan, and a handful of others who are considered "actresses" nowadays), and she's just ...gosh, she's just brilliant. I dunno, guys. Even if Kate Winslet is an uber-big bitch, it's this kind of thing that just makes me ...

Quotables: Blake Lively is Hot, Married, and Wants a Zillion Kids, Of Course

photo of blake lively hot pictures allure pic "I'm a very shy person. I can be outgoing, but I'm also very private. I've always wanted a big family. Oh, I'd love 30 if I could." So wait, now. Let's break this down one by one, shall we? "I'm a very shy person." How about that one, for starters---not many shy people I know take nude photos. Because the word shy, by its very definition, means "easily frightened." Or "disposed to avoid a certain person or thing." Or, hey, even "secluded", and "hidden." And the was positively nothing seclude...

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photo of emma watson hot pictures photos Emma Watson's nipple pasties. [The Superficial] Kim Kardashian says criticism is like cancer. But just for her. [The Superficial] Oh, so it's a BATTERED Rihanna. My bad. [Bitten and Bound] Denis Menochet: the penis. [OMGBlog] Britney Spears, live in action and teaching dance. [Hollywood PQ] Chris Hemsworth on the set. [Socialite Life] Ashley Greene wants to be Kristen Stewart so hard. [Celebslam] Miley Cyrus punched a guy in the face. [Yeeeah] Pat Robertson's cure-all is...