Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It or Leave It: Emma Watson’s Sideboob Dress

photo of emma watson pictures sideboob pic Aww, look, it's Emma Watson being all cute and hot and unassuming! Is it safe to say that this young woman gets more and more amazing (and more and more beautiful and charming, too) as she gets older? Is it also safe to say that she's reached the age of twenty-two years old relatively unscathed, and probably won't go the route of, say, Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes? No, I think Emma's got this fame thing on lockdown, and it probably has all to do with Harry Potter and all that business. I think that anyone worth their salt will tell you, Harry, Ron, and Hermione will prob...

Aww, Something’s Wrong in Miley-ville

photo of miley cyrus pictures hair sad face pic So I'm really, really sick today, and I hate it. I never get sick. Seriously, I'm sick once, maybe, in a three- or four-year period. I'm talking chills, a sore, dry throat, and that nagging cough that won't go away---the whole shebang. So awesome, right? Naturally, I'm going to be pretty much to the point on this one: Miley Cyrus is about to derail. De-RAIL. Have you been paying attention to Miley's Twitter over the last day or so? Because it seems like she-of-the-short-hair has run into some...

So I Guess There’s Kate Middleton Nudes Out There Somewhere

photo of kate middleton pictures photos nudes topless pic Looks like Duchess Kate is about to join the ranks of Prince Harry---in her very own topless scandal! Word on the street has it that French magazine, Closer followed Prince William and Kate on a vacation to Provence, where Kate, naturally, engaged in some topless sunbathing. Closer, sending out the above photo teaser yesterday, claims that the photos will be released later today, and the Royals are pissed. A spokesperson for the family claims that Will and Kate are "saddened" and angry, and tha...

Quotables: Kirstie Alley Defends Tom Cruise (Probably Because She’s a Scientologist, Too)

photo of kirstie alley and tom cruise pictures "I think whenever you have articles written that are third and fourth parties' opinions – it's like the game Gossip and you don't get the truth – I think that a magazine of that caliber should have interviewed him, and then they would get the truth. I think that probably all religions sound bizarre to the people who are not the practitioners of them. … To me it's so normal, and probably 90% of the crazy stuff I hear isn't true." ---Kirstie Alley on the controversial Vanity Fair piece that out...

There Are People Out There Who Think Kate Gosselin is a Real Woman, I Die Inside a Little More

photo of kate gosselin fashion show pictures photos The only thing "real" about this woman is that she's a real pain in the ass, and that's it and that's all. Also, is there *nothing* this woman won't do in order to avoid having to go to work (actual work, that is) at getting a real job (and this time I actually mean real, and not "real")? This is Kate Gosselin, attending (and walking) a fashion show in New York City called "Real Fashion, Real Women," which was done to benefit New York City's Bottomless Closet project, an organization s...

Jennifer Lawrence Covers W, and I Have No Words to Describe Her Beauty

photo of jennifer lawrence w magazine pics Could this woman be any more beautiful? Well, yes. Read some excerpts from her W interview, and you'll find out that she's just as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside (and yes, that's as schmaltzy and lovey as I'll ever get, OK? Iron-clad promise on that one). Jennifer on being a bad dancer, but being an OK archer: "I’m such a bad dancer [laughs]. I don’t have many talents: I’m not a good cook, I can’t clean, and I can’t sew. The only thing I can do well is shoot b...

thePMlinks

photo of child crying pictures photos Somebody stole all the DVDs from the Texas Children's Hospital, so let's do something about it. [The Superficial] Kathy Bates has breast cancer. [Celebrity VIP Lounge] Behind the scenes of The Big Bang Theory. [Hollywood PQ] This is Nick Lachey's new son. [Hollywood PQ] Liam Neeson needs to control his bitches. [IDLYITW] Miley Cyrus can't stop kissing girls. [Celebslam] Justin Bieber hates his female fans. [INFDaily] Natalie Portman for Dior. [Yeeeah] Zachary Quinto want...

Britney Spears Isn’t Allowed Within 50 Feet of Alcohol. Or Pretty Girls.

photo of britney spears drunk pictures From the Daily Mail via Us Magazine: The Hold It Against Me hitmaker's team have banned alcohol from backstage, and have made sure she will not be sent any as a gift. According to USMagazine.com, Britney's representatives said in a note: "Very important. We require you to empty minibars of all alcohol. "And no gifts of wine or any other alcoholic beverages, please." Drink is not the only thing the 30-year-old is believed to have banned from the show - pretty women are also not allowed ba...

Oh So You Mean Heidi Klum is Fornicating With the Help?

Heidi Klum was yesterday's guest on Katie Couric's new show, Katie, and remember how Seal was all pissed off that his not-yet-ex-wife was "caught" fornicating with the help? Well apparently, Seal's not-yet-ex-wife was fornicating with the help. From the mouth of Heidi:
"He's been with our family for the last four years. He’s cared for our entire family, mostly for our four children, helped us tremendously. I trust him with my children’s life. He’s a great man, you know, and we just got to know each other from a completely different side. It [the relationship] just started."
The "he" in question is Martin Kristen, who is Heidi's personal bodyguard, and yes, they are f-cking. Heidi says about Seal's accusations:
"Yes, he [Seal] has a very unique choice of words. I'm used to them. I don't know. I don't love that. Obviously, it's not true. I’ve never looked at another man while I was with him. And it's hard when you think that he thinks that, you don't know ... he was hurt ... He's moved on. When we separated he's moved on and so have I. And it's very hard when you start seeing somebody again, you know. All of a sudden. It's hard then when everyone is watching you. It's almost like you can't have a real proper chance in a way. And I do want to date again. I'm turning 40. I don't even know where it's [the new relationship] going to go."
So Seal was all pissed off when he found out that Heidi had moved on so quickly, and threw her under the bus. Then, when confronted by Heidi, Seal changed his tune, saying, "Yeah, no, Heidi didn't cheat on me (that I'm, like, aware of), and what I meant is that she didn't wait to move on 'til we were officially divorced." But last I checked, neither did Seal, so ... Whatever, Seal. Just whatever. />Heidi Klum was yesterday's guest on Katie Couric's new show, Katie, and remember how Seal was all pissed off that his not-yet-ex-wife was "caught" fornicating with the help? Well apparently, Seal's not-yet-ex-wife was fornicating with the help. From the mouth of Heidi: "He's been with our family for the last four years. He’s cared for our entire family, mostly for our four children, helped us tremendously. I trust him with my children’s life. He’s a great man, you know, and we just got to know...

theAMlinks

photo of britney spears bad weave pictures photos Britney Spears has some fancy new hair. [I'm Not Obsessed] Jessica Simpson's current cleavage. [Celebslam] Could this be Ali Lohan in disguise? She did "go to Italy," didn't she? [G Celeb] The first look at Holmes & Yang. [Lainey Gossip] Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo had that baby! [CDL] Kim Kardashian is a "liberal Republican." [Cele|bitchy] Mila Kunis was trapped in an elevator. Cue Aerosmith references. [IDLYITW] OMG, who remembers Fashion Plates? [theBERRY] Miley "Tough Ass" Cyrus goes grocery shopping. With a sneer. [Hollyw...

Love It or Leave It: Christina Hendricks, With the Flat-Iron

photo of christina hendricks pictures photos flat iron hair pic I feel like we spend most of our time talking about Christina Hendricks in a "Love It or Leave It"-type fashion, and I'm really starting to wonder why. See, I don't watch Mad Men, and personally can't speak about anything other than her amazing rack and her pretty, angelic features. No, so, to me, it's all about the appearance. Like, when those Christina Hendricks leaked nudes happened a few months back, I was elated. Because I was like, "Wow! It's one of those celebrities who I'd just love to see topless!" and I got my wish! But is that all Christina Hendricks is...