But before I get into that one, can we talk about this picture for a second? Because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are actually ... well, they're kind of ... OK, alright; they're actually kind of hot in this picture. Like, people would probably go to bed with the two of them at the same time if they both still actually looked like this. Moreover, they look clean. The two of them. Together! Amazing what drugs and poor sexual choices can do to a girl, huh?
But here's the latest on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, and how ...
And by "moving on from music," I mean "she's moving on from poorly trying to sell albums to getting paid a pittance for music in H&M commercials," because that's precisely what this is! Here, check it out:
So, OK. Painful, right? And what's with her face in this video? Has she finally crossed that plastic surgery-line and gotten so much crap done to her face that she looks like a waxy, reanimated corpse? Because the answer to that last question there is "yes, most definitely."
But hey. I shouldn't talk, right? She's ev...
Prince William and Kate Middleton DOING STUFF. [The Superficial]
Keira Knightley is a feminist, doesn't want to be a stay-at-home mom. [Lainey Gossip]
Molly Shannon as THE Superstar. [theBERRY]
One Direction is not happy about all the gay stuff. [Socialite Life]
Scarlett Johansson in Vogue Russia. [Yeeeah]
The actress in that anti-Islam film speaks out. [Huff Po]
How much reality stars *really* earn. [Bitten and Bound]
Lady Gaga storms the runway. [OMGBlog]
Robocop has a...
So Paris Jackson got the latest cover of Glamour magazine, and aside from the blatant attempt at poor Photoshopping, the feature is pretty spunky and fun. Paris talks about her future career, what it's like to be Michael Jackson's daughter, and being bullied in school.
Here's Paris on her family's perspective of avoiding a career in the entertainment industry:
“A lot of people don’t want me to do it [her aunt Janet Jackson has said, “She has the rest of her adult life to be that actress t...
From TMZ:
Mariah Carey wasted no time proving what we told you 2 weeks ago -- there's only room for one diva on "American Idol."
Carey and Nicki Minaj went at it during the first "A.I." taping Sunday in NYC. When Nicki started critiquing a contestant, Mariah would interrupt -- not once, but many times. Each time Mariah interrupted, Nicki fought back by loudly talking over Mariah.
One "A.I." spy said Mariah and Nicki tried to cover their disdain for each other but everyone saw through...
Michael Lohan says Dina Lohan was definitely wasted. [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan: a piece of shit upon her mountain top. [Lainey Gossip]
Mitt Romney calls Obama a liar. [Bossip]
200 Nude Kate Middleton photos. [Starpulse]
Remember HANSON? Yes, you do. [theBERRY]
Rupert Everett is a dick. [Cele|bitchy]
Angelina Jolie's biggest concern is winter. [Bohomoth]
Kristen Stewart said 'On the Road' director put 'so much inside of her'. [Amy Grindhouse]
Melissa Leo talks about dating strong...
Did you guys know that Halle Berry's custody case is still ongoing? Yes, because it is, and it's still boring. Recent developments, however, with the Kate Middleton nudes, have brought things to light that might change the judge's ruling about allowing Halle to move to France with her daughter, Nahla, which is good news for Nahla's father, Gabriel Aubry. From TMZ:
Halle's lawyer has been trying to convince the judge in her custody battle with Gabriel Aubry ... Nahla is better off living in ...
Lana Del Rey wipes herself for GQ, calls it hot. [Click for More]
Peaches Geldof drops her baby, but not her phone. [Click for More]
Guess who got a stupid tattoo! [Click for More]
Jon Hamm's penis, exposed. [Click for More]
Kate Winslet's screen test for Titanic. [Click for More]
Jennifer Lawrence has a gross dress? [Click for More]
Caption This! [Click for More]
Chis Brown got a beat-Rihanna tattoo. [Click for More]
Demi Lovato took Fez back. [Click for More]
Alison Pill's nude leak. [Click for More]
Jessica Simpson's got people all mad over her baby. [Click for More]
Lindsay Lohan is ruining Scary Movie 5. [Click for More]
Miley and Liam: trouble in paradise? [Click for More]
LEAKED: Kate Middleton nudes. [Click for More] />Lana Del Rey wipes herself for GQ, calls it hot. [Click for More]
Peaches Geldof drops her baby, but not her phone. [Click for More]
Guess who got a stupid tattoo! [Click for More]
Jon Hamm's penis, exposed. [Click for More]
Kate Winslet's screen test for Titanic. [Click for More]
Jennifer Lawrence has a gross dress? [Click for More]
Caption This! [Click for More]
Chis Brown got a beat-Rihanna tattoo. [Click for More]
Demi Lovato took Fez back. [Click for More]
Alison Pil...
On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon! And she's cute! And can dance! And go, go, go---enjoy it! />
On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon! And she's cute! And can dance! And go, go, go---enjoy it! ...
"I be all up in Goldman Sachs like these n---as tryna hold me back, these n---as tryna hold me back/ I'm just trying to protect my stacks/ Mitt Romney don't pay no tax, Mitt Romney don't pay no tax."
---Kanye West in new single, 'To the World', off his new Cruel Summer album. Which, doubtless, is going to be all about politics that he only understands on the most base of levels, f-cking Kim Kardashian, and cleaning out that bitch's closet (oh. Wait. Didn't Eminem already do that one?---yes, yes, he di...
You know what? I just can't even do this. Lady Gaga's just way, way too much these days, and there are no words available to describe how silly and frivolous I think just everything she's doing lately is.
This is what Gaga's tattooist had to say about her new ink:
"It's kind of a Renaissance era cherub, a nod to her Italian heritage."
Oh, OK. As long as it's a nod to her Italian heritage. I guess that makes everything in the world, then, right?
My goodness. ...
So we talked about Kate Middleton's nudieness earlier today, and French magazine Closer made good on their promise to release the pictures while I napped and tried to sweat out the DayQuil OD I'm in the process of having. The Royals, though not initially sure they were going to pursue legal action over the photos, have decided to do so, and have also released this statement:
"Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their pr...
But before I get into that one, can we talk about this picture for a second? Because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are actually ... well, they're kind of ... OK, alright; they're actually kind of hot in this picture. Like, people would probably go to bed with the two of them at the same time if they both still actually looked like this. Moreover, they look clean. The two of them. Together! Amazing what drugs and poor sexual choices can do to a girl, huh?
But here's the latest on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, and how ...
And by "moving on from music," I mean "she's moving on from poorly trying to sell albums to getting paid a pittance for music in H&M commercials," because that's precisely what this is! Here, check it out:
So, OK. Painful, right? And what's with her face in this video? Has she finally crossed that plastic surgery-line and gotten so much crap done to her face that she looks like a waxy, reanimated corpse? Because the answer to that last question there is "yes, most definitely."
But hey. I shouldn't talk, right? She's ev...
Prince William and Kate Middleton DOING STUFF. [The Superficial]
Keira Knightley is a feminist, doesn't want to be a stay-at-home mom. [Lainey Gossip]
Molly Shannon as THE Superstar. [theBERRY]
One Direction is not happy about all the gay stuff. [Socialite Life]
Scarlett Johansson in Vogue Russia. [Yeeeah]
The actress in that anti-Islam film speaks out. [Huff Po]
How much reality stars *really* earn. [Bitten and Bound]
Lady Gaga storms the runway. [OMGBlog]
Robocop has a...
So Paris Jackson got the latest cover of Glamour magazine, and aside from the blatant attempt at poor Photoshopping, the feature is pretty spunky and fun. Paris talks about her future career, what it's like to be Michael Jackson's daughter, and being bullied in school.
Here's Paris on her family's perspective of avoiding a career in the entertainment industry:
“A lot of people don’t want me to do it [her aunt Janet Jackson has said, “She has the rest of her adult life to be that actress t...
From TMZ:
Mariah Carey wasted no time proving what we told you 2 weeks ago -- there's only room for one diva on "American Idol."
Carey and Nicki Minaj went at it during the first "A.I." taping Sunday in NYC. When Nicki started critiquing a contestant, Mariah would interrupt -- not once, but many times. Each time Mariah interrupted, Nicki fought back by loudly talking over Mariah.
One "A.I." spy said Mariah and Nicki tried to cover their disdain for each other but everyone saw through...
Michael Lohan says Dina Lohan was definitely wasted. [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan: a piece of shit upon her mountain top. [Lainey Gossip]
Mitt Romney calls Obama a liar. [Bossip]
200 Nude Kate Middleton photos. [Starpulse]
Remember HANSON? Yes, you do. [theBERRY]
Rupert Everett is a dick. [Cele|bitchy]
Angelina Jolie's biggest concern is winter. [Bohomoth]
Kristen Stewart said 'On the Road' director put 'so much inside of her'. [Amy Grindhouse]
Melissa Leo talks about dating strong...
Did you guys know that Halle Berry's custody case is still ongoing? Yes, because it is, and it's still boring. Recent developments, however, with the Kate Middleton nudes, have brought things to light that might change the judge's ruling about allowing Halle to move to France with her daughter, Nahla, which is good news for Nahla's father, Gabriel Aubry. From TMZ:
Halle's lawyer has been trying to convince the judge in her custody battle with Gabriel Aubry ... Nahla is better off living in ...
"I be all up in Goldman Sachs like these n---as tryna hold me back, these n---as tryna hold me back/ I'm just trying to protect my stacks/ Mitt Romney don't pay no tax, Mitt Romney don't pay no tax."
---Kanye West in new single, 'To the World', off his new Cruel Summer album. Which, doubtless, is going to be all about politics that he only understands on the most base of levels, f-cking Kim Kardashian, and cleaning out that bitch's closet (oh. Wait. Didn't Eminem already do that one?---yes, yes, he di...
You know what? I just can't even do this. Lady Gaga's just way, way too much these days, and there are no words available to describe how silly and frivolous I think just everything she's doing lately is.
This is what Gaga's tattooist had to say about her new ink:
"It's kind of a Renaissance era cherub, a nod to her Italian heritage."
Oh, OK. As long as it's a nod to her Italian heritage. I guess that makes everything in the world, then, right?
My goodness. ...
So we talked about Kate Middleton's nudieness earlier today, and French magazine Closer made good on their promise to release the pictures while I napped and tried to sweat out the DayQuil OD I'm in the process of having. The Royals, though not initially sure they were going to pursue legal action over the photos, have decided to do so, and have also released this statement:
"Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their pr...