Lindsay Lohan has a secret competition with Amanda Bynes. [The Superficial]
Vanessa Hudgens does fashion right for once. [The Frisky]
Amanda Bynes' parents are intervening. [TMZ]
'So You Think You Can Dance' crowns a winner. [Starpulse]
Justin Timberlake for Oscar host? [Lainey Gossip]
Tori Spelling recovering from emergency surgery. [Socialite Life]
Kelly Osbourne says she'll always be a former fatty. [Amy Grindhouse]
Adrianne Curry's boobs, again. [Yeeeah]
LOL @ Pumpkin R...
See this picture? It's Katy Perry. On a volcano-top. The best part is probably the caption on the photo, though. It reads:
I ate, I prayed, I climbed a volcano.
So, so deep, Katy.
In previous days, Katy's Twitter feed has looked something like this:
Getting some shit out my chakra's! #eloquent
Starting the day with a group meditate #breakfastofchampions
I can feel the phoenix rising.
Hopefully when Katy talks about getting "shit" out of her chakras (and not "chakra's), she means John Mayer. B...
So let's take a good, hard look at this now, huh? Let's talk about how Randy, though a long-time staple of the show, looks so, so out of place in this picture? And how Mariah's got the typical "stand to the side" thing (because DUH, it's supposed to make you look skinnier and THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE WORLD) going on hardcore, and how Ryan Seacrest is just laughing at the whole thing because he's making bank and doesn't give a putrid rat's ass who likes whom and whatever, and then you have ...
In what might be the funniest thing Jennifer Aniston's ever acted in, this Smartwater commercial comes out right in time to start fueling more "is Jennifer Aniston going to come out as pregnant (not with aliens or Jimmy Kimmel, though)" again. Because it's been about thirty seconds or so since our last speculation, and honestly, it's about time that she's just making a big joke out of the entire thing, seriously. There's just nothing more admirable when you can just sit back and laugh at yourself and the way that the world kind of perceives you, you know?
The only thing missing from spoof-Jennifer-Aniston thing is the ever-present sad-about-Brad undertones that just overcome each and every public appearance (is she sad about Brad? Is she not sad about Brad? The world will just never know).
Last, that belly looks pretty legit if you ask me. Could it be? Could Jennifer finally be on her way to having the family she's always wanted? Or is it just ... this? />
In what might be the funniest thing Jennifer Aniston's ever acted in, this Smartwater commercial comes out right in time to start fueling more "is Jennifer Aniston going to come out as pregnant (not with aliens or Jimmy Kimmel, though)" again. Because it's been about thirty seconds or so since our last speculation, and honestly, it's about time that she's just making a big joke out of the entire thing, seriously. There's just nothing more admirable when you can just sit back and laugh at yourself and the way that the world kind of perceives you, you...
Well allegedly, yes, but it's not exactly a rehash of her old days of Ellen grandeur. No, Ellen Degeneres, a lady I love so dearly, is in the process of producing a new sitcom, which will be sure to light the fires of Ellen-appreciation in a totally new generation.
From the Hollywood Reporter:
NBC has given a script order to an untitled single-camera comedy from Lauren Pomerantz centering on a proudly independent 32-year-old single woman.
Pomerantz, who serves as a writer and producer on the Telepictures' syndicated Ellen, will write and executive produce. DeGeneres, through her A Very Good Production shingle, also will serve as an executive producer on the Warner Bros. Television comedy.
The effort centers on a successful woman who notices that she's listed as a "single woman" on the paperwork for the house she's about to close on and becomes convinced that she just doomed herself to die alone. As a result, she turns to her friends, family and a therapist to convince her she didn't make a huge mistake.
So I'll be honest---I'm a little bummed that it isn't Ellen 2.0, but then again, how could it be? It'd be like trying to bring back Mad About You or some shit, and you know that it just wouldn't be the same, even if they got all the same cast to portray their respective characters all over again, right?
One thing that would be pretty awesome? A, you know, Dawson's Creek reunion, because yes, I'm halfway through Season 4 and going strong. Also, I heard some bad news from a spoiler-friend and that spoiler friend told me---SPOILER ALERT---that Dawson's dad is killed in a car accident in Season 5. Can I tell you how much I'm dreading this already? Not only seeing Mitch's final appearance (because I do enjoy him so, so much), but the possibility of having to see this all over again?:
Well allegedly, yes, but it's not exactly a rehash of her old days of Ellen grandeur. No, Ellen Degeneres, a lady I love so dearly, is in the process of producing a new sitcom, which will be sure to light the fires of Ellen-appreciation in a totally new generation.
From the Hollywood Reporter:
NBC has given a script order to an untitled single-camera comedy from Lauren Pomerantz centering on a proudly independent 32-year-old single woman.
Pomerantz, who serves as a...
Because you can. Because we like to give stuff away, as you probably already know if you've been around here for awhile. We’ve once again partnered with the production company of a major motion picture, and this time around it's Emma Watson's 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower’ and it's intent is to bring you guys some pretty special stuff— the original motion picture soundtrack (CD) and a copy of the book (movie tie-in edition). Two lucky folks will win, and, as always, it’s pretty simple—all you have to do is l...
Look, another thing that Lea's doing that she just so happens to be the face of!
Lea's official statement:
“I’m overjoyed and beyond honored to be a part of the L’Oréal Paris family,” the actress tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I’m such a fan of L’Oréal Paris not just for all of their amazing products, but for what they stand for. I’m so thankful to be a part of a television show that promotes inner beauty and self-worth. Now to be a part of this amazing family that expre...
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And isn't it nice to see these two in love, far from the clutches of people like Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes? Isn't it nice to be able to talk about pure, unadulterated joy instead of pure, unadulterated inebriation? I sure think so.
These photos were taken just yesterday, and they feature Mila and Ashton kissing, holding hands, cuddling, and walking along like there's not a pissed-off estranged wife lurking in dark corners, just waiting for Mila to get her first wrinkle.
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And isn't it nice to see these two in love, far from the clutches of people like Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes? Isn't it nice to be able to talk about pure, unadulterated joy instead of pure, unadulterated inebriation? I sure think so.
These photos were taken just yesterday, and they feature Mila...
I'm not terribly excited about these Selena Gomez bikini photos. [The Superficial]
Rob Thomas fancies himself some Ryan Gosling. [The Frisky]
Amanda Bynes says she does not need a conservatorship. [TMZ]
Christina Aguilera is done with X-Factor. [Starpulse]
First photos of Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj hating on each other. [Lainey Gossip]
Suri Cruise is not in the mood for pictures. [Socialite Life]
Gwyneth Paltrow only lets her children watch television in French or Spanish. [Amy Grindhouse]
Selena Gomez's crotch shot. [G Celeb]
Audrina Patridge got some more work ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Bill Clinton photo: Mason
“Hello, Sister Souljah
Nice to know ya
I’m touchin yo...
No, seriously, there are rumors floating around out there that say that the Lorraine Schwartz-designed ring ran new husband Ryan Reynolds an entire $2,000,000. That's a lot of zeroes, guys, and I'm willing to bet that he didn't drop that much on a Scarlett Johansson ring the first time around.
Here's a close-up if you really want some details:
It's pretty gorgeous, right? And completely romantic-looking. Seriously, if the size of this ring is any indication of how much Ryan loves Blake (wh...
And wouldn't you be? Ugh. To be compared to Lindsay Lohan must be an insult of the highest order (no one's ever compared me to Lindsay Lohan, thankfully, so I can't really say for sure).
Earlier today, when Amanda heard that Lindsay made the comment about why Amanda's gotten off so easily with all of her DUI-charging, car-impounding business, she texted a friend (who, predictably, told TMZ), saying that she hates "being compared" to Lindsay. The friend continues to reveal that Amanda has never been friends with...
Lindsay Lohan has a secret competition with Amanda Bynes. [The Superficial]
Vanessa Hudgens does fashion right for once. [The Frisky]
Amanda Bynes' parents are intervening. [TMZ]
'So You Think You Can Dance' crowns a winner. [Starpulse]
Justin Timberlake for Oscar host? [Lainey Gossip]
Tori Spelling recovering from emergency surgery. [Socialite Life]
Kelly Osbourne says she'll always be a former fatty. [Amy Grindhouse]
Adrianne Curry's boobs, again. [Yeeeah]
LOL @ Pumpkin R...
See this picture? It's Katy Perry. On a volcano-top. The best part is probably the caption on the photo, though. It reads:
I ate, I prayed, I climbed a volcano.
So, so deep, Katy.
In previous days, Katy's Twitter feed has looked something like this:
Getting some shit out my chakra's! #eloquent
Starting the day with a group meditate #breakfastofchampions
I can feel the phoenix rising.
Hopefully when Katy talks about getting "shit" out of her chakras (and not "chakra's), she means John Mayer. B...
So let's take a good, hard look at this now, huh? Let's talk about how Randy, though a long-time staple of the show, looks so, so out of place in this picture? And how Mariah's got the typical "stand to the side" thing (because DUH, it's supposed to make you look skinnier and THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE WORLD) going on hardcore, and how Ryan Seacrest is just laughing at the whole thing because he's making bank and doesn't give a putrid rat's ass who likes whom and whatever, and then you have ...
Well allegedly, yes, but it's not exactly a rehash of her old days of Ellen grandeur. No, Ellen Degeneres, a lady I love so dearly, is in the process of producing a new sitcom, which will be sure to light the fires of Ellen-appreciation in a totally new generation.
From the Hollywood Reporter:
NBC has given a script order to an untitled single-camera comedy from Lauren Pomerantz centering on a proudly independent 32-year-old single woman.
Pomerantz, who serves as a...
Because you can. Because we like to give stuff away, as you probably already know if you've been around here for awhile. We’ve once again partnered with the production company of a major motion picture, and this time around it's Emma Watson's 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower’ and it's intent is to bring you guys some pretty special stuff— the original motion picture soundtrack (CD) and a copy of the book (movie tie-in edition). Two lucky folks will win, and, as always, it’s pretty simple—all you have to do is l...
Look, another thing that Lea's doing that she just so happens to be the face of!
Lea's official statement:
“I’m overjoyed and beyond honored to be a part of the L’Oréal Paris family,” the actress tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I’m such a fan of L’Oréal Paris not just for all of their amazing products, but for what they stand for. I’m so thankful to be a part of a television show that promotes inner beauty and self-worth. Now to be a part of this amazing family that expre...
I'm not terribly excited about these Selena Gomez bikini photos. [The Superficial]
Rob Thomas fancies himself some Ryan Gosling. [The Frisky]
Amanda Bynes says she does not need a conservatorship. [TMZ]
Christina Aguilera is done with X-Factor. [Starpulse]
First photos of Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj hating on each other. [Lainey Gossip]
Suri Cruise is not in the mood for pictures. [Socialite Life]
Gwyneth Paltrow only lets her children watch television in French or Spanish. [Amy Grindhouse]
Selena Gomez's crotch shot. [G Celeb]
Audrina Patridge got some more work ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Bill Clinton photo: Mason
“Hello, Sister Souljah
Nice to know ya
I’m touchin yo...
No, seriously, there are rumors floating around out there that say that the Lorraine Schwartz-designed ring ran new husband Ryan Reynolds an entire $2,000,000. That's a lot of zeroes, guys, and I'm willing to bet that he didn't drop that much on a Scarlett Johansson ring the first time around.
Here's a close-up if you really want some details:
It's pretty gorgeous, right? And completely romantic-looking. Seriously, if the size of this ring is any indication of how much Ryan loves Blake (wh...
And wouldn't you be? Ugh. To be compared to Lindsay Lohan must be an insult of the highest order (no one's ever compared me to Lindsay Lohan, thankfully, so I can't really say for sure).
Earlier today, when Amanda heard that Lindsay made the comment about why Amanda's gotten off so easily with all of her DUI-charging, car-impounding business, she texted a friend (who, predictably, told TMZ), saying that she hates "being compared" to Lindsay. The friend continues to reveal that Amanda has never been friends with...