Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Jessica Simpson is Adorable, Talks Parenting

photo of jessica simpson and baby maxwell pictures "I think that we can easily put expectations on our children just by comparing them to other children. I obviously want to know that my daughter is healthy, that I'm doing the right thing in taking care of her and she's getting all the nutrients that she needs. But, I think that as parents, we do a lot of comparing and we don't really focus on our child in their own individuality. Taking away all the comparisons is a really healthy way to parent -- and not focus on the percentiles and all that ...

Demi Moore: Not Looking So Great

[Image removed upon request] I mean, she's looking GOOD, if we're specifically talking on a physical level (and that hair! So pretty!), but if you look deep into her sad, vacant eyes, you'll see that the outside package does not match the inside. This is Demi leaving a club last night, and sources are saying that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's new relationship has pretty much put a massive strain on everything in her life. The same sources are also saying that Ashton's putting pressure on Demi to sign the divorce papers that he sent awhile back, and still, up to this point, she hasn't. From Showbiz Spy:
“Ashton always wanted Demi to take the lead in filing for divorce, and in her own good time,” said a source. “He didn’t press her too hard because she was going through heavy emotional distress and he didn’t want to pile it on her. But now he’s calling Demi and begging her to file, driven by Mila’s agony over being in a romance with a still-married man. It stings her that he’s fallen in love with a girl much younger than she is. She’s not in the mood to make things easier for him.”
Sure, I mean, I wouldn't be in the mood to make things easier on him, either, but I also wouldn't go out in the world looking like the world's biggest broken heart. No, I'd stay in with some Ben & Jerry's, wiping my ass with the aforementioned divorce papers, and mailing them with stamps charged on Ashton's Amex. Damn, girl. />[Image removed upon request] I mean, she's looking GOOD, if we're specifically talking on a physical level (and that hair! So pretty!), but if you look deep into her sad, vacant eyes, you'll see that the outside package does not match the inside. This is Demi leaving a club last night, and sources are saying that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's new relationship has pretty much put a massive strain on everything in her life. The same sources are also saying that Ashton's putting pressure on Demi to sign the divorce papers that he sent awhile back, and...

Lindsay’s ‘Liz & Dick’ Poster! It’s Here!

photo of lindsay lohan liz & dick pictures poster pic Ugh, God. And if that doesn't freak you out enough? I've got a few words for you---Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen. IN BED. TOGETHER. This photo right here features Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, in the first published photo of their scene together in Scary Movie 5. We talked last week about Lindsay ditching the set, claiming she had "walking pneumonia," and after she was threatened with a non-compliance lawsuit, she returned to the set, magically healed, and magically making out w...

Wait, No: Amanda Bynes is Not Totally Fine

photo of amanda bynes in a bra pictures So how Amanda was talking to People this morning like everything was A-OK and not only is there no mental illness for girlfriend, there's also no drinking and driving, or even drinking? Well her statement was a blatant crock of BS, because we have exclusive information that Amanda was removed from the gym she attends because of her erratic behavior. And I'm guessing the erratic behavior was prompted by either alcohol and/or drugs, or mental illness, so in either case, BEE-ESS. Sources at the gym...

Look Who Got New Shoes!

[Image Removed on Request] I guess the old, clear Lucite heels were just getting too yellowed and too cracked, and what better solution than to---DUH---buy new ones? Well, I'll tell you what a better solution is, and then I'll tell you probably the best solution there could be. The better solution? What Courtney did, which is buy BLACK Lucite heels so that there's something to distract from the yellowing from all the spray-on tanner, and limit notice-ability when it comes to identifying cheap-looking cracks. The best solution of them all, though, perhaps? Not to buy cheesy Lucite stripper heels, period. Also. About all that plastic surgery talk yesterday. It seems like Courtney's face has settled a bit in these photos, but there's still no mistaking the fact that Courtney did, indeed, get something done to her head, and honestly ... if I could say this without coming off like I support plastic surgery or whatever (because I don't; I merely support a person's decision to do what they want with their own bodies, even if I think they look f-cking stupid, which, in most cases, they do), Courtney Stodden looks a lot less rode-hard and almost acceptable. Now if she could just dump those shoes (oh, and of course her creepy half-centurion husband), then we'd be in the business of maybe getting her a job at The Rave or Mandee or something.   />[Image Removed on Request] I guess the old, clear Lucite heels were just getting too yellowed and too cracked, and what better solution than to---DUH---buy new ones? Well, I'll tell you what a better solution is, and then I'll tell you probably the best solution there could be. The better solution? What Courtney did, which is buy BLACK Lucite heels so that there's something to distract from the yellowing from all the spray-on tanner, and limit notice-ability when it comes to identifying cheap-looki...

Also, People Are Saying That Lady Gaga’s Packed on Thirty Pounds

photo of lady gaga pictures photos So I didn't come across this second Lady Gaga story until I had finalized the finishing touches on the previous Lady Gaga post, so guys who don't appreciate Lady Gaga all over the f-cking place, I apologize in advance for having three Lady Gaga stories run today, two of which I'm directly responsible for. No, the latest (and this time I mean "latest" for sure) news about Lady Gaga is how she's put on thirty pounds over the past few weeks, and when I saw the most recent pictures, I was like...

Madonna Slams Lady Gaga Again, Because Of Course She Does

photo of lady gaga and madonna friends pictures It's just what she does, guys, and when you couple that with her fairground stripper antics, you've got one hell of a show, you know? Here's the latest barb that Madonna threw at Lady Gaga, and then had the nerve to say that she and Lady Gaga would be on stage together soon: Friends, frenemies or still enemies? Madonna has recently been trying to put an end to her ongoing feuds with Elton John and Lady Gaga. Last month, the 54-year-old MDNA singer dedicated her song “Masterpiece” t...

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photo of sofia vergara young pictures Sofia Vergara's first commercial from the nineties. [The Superficial] Jimmy Fallon spoofs Mitt Romney. [Bitten and Bound] Jesse Tyler Ferguson is engaged! [OMGBlog] This is the most adorable Kardashian. [Socialite Life] Ke$ha reveals her new album on Twitter. [Hollywood PQ] Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart back: more confirmations. [Celebslam] Lindsay Lohan got a Michael Jackson nosejob. [Yeeeah] 'The Hobbit' trailer. [The Blemish] 11 Hottest 1980s Teen Heartthrobs. [Pajiba] JGL on 'SNL'! [The Frisky] Duh, of course Lindsay's hit-and-run isn't...

Young Boy Rips Republican Candidate Mitt Romney a New A–hole

photo of jackson ripley mitt romney pictures photos The little one is named Jackson Ripley, and the following is an actual letter (minus grammatical corrections and all) to Republican Presidential Candidate, Mitt Romney. You're going to love this (unless you love Romney, and then you're probably not going to love it all so well): Dear Governor Romney, I’d like to say congratulations on winning the republican nomination. But, I wish you stayed in Massachusetts. You’re plan for America isn’t what we need, and would hurt us more than i...

So, Hey, Kristen and Rob Really Are Back Together!

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart back together pictures From People: Speculation of a possible reconciliation between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson has been swirling since the news broke that she cheated on him with director Rupert Sanders – and PEOPLE has learned that the couple did recently reunite. Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue. And, according to an insider, the Twilight hunk's pals "think they'll be a couple again." While Pattinson was co...

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are Ready to Talk About Their Marital Woes (For the Cameras)

Oh man. What a ripe, hot mess this is going to be. That being said? I'm totally going to watch it. This is another exclusive clip from the new marriage counseling-reality show called Couples Therapy that VH1's peddling, because really, what's a better solution to fixing your dysfunctional, famewhore-based relationship than to televise it for the world to see? This is going to be a goldmine. In the clip, you can see another contestant (or whatever you'd call people in this particular set of game show-like circumstances) saying that Courtney is "trash," prompting Doug to get up off his weird ass, while starting to throw down with the naysayer. Later, when Doug is asked why he couldn't just wait to hit it with Courtney when she turned eighteen instead of being a total creeper, he claimed, "I didn't want to!" whilst grinding all over her knee. Quality programming, guys. Quality programming. /> Oh man. What a ripe, hot mess this is going to be. That being said? I'm totally going to watch it. This is another exclusive clip from the new marriage counseling-reality show called Couples Therapy that VH1's peddling, because really, what's a better solution to fixing your dysfunctional, famewhore-based relationship than to televise it for the world to see? This is going to be a goldmine. In the clip, you can see another contestant (or whatever you'd call people in this particular set of ...

Is Tom Cruise on a Date?

photo of tom cruise and lady pictures date pic I would assume the answer is "No, absolutely not, Tom Cruise is not on a date and you wanna know why? Because Tom Cruise's people would never let Tom Cruise date a woman who might happen to be close to his own age and who might have a wrinkle or two here or there, and also, Tom Cruise's people wouldn't allow Tom Cruise to date someone who wore leopard or cheetah print and had really bad fashion sense in general." No way. This lady's got to be a Scientology auditor or something, for sure. Yes, ...