Because even though all of the things I'm hearing about are "post-rehab," last I heard, she was checking herself into rehab on September 1st, and planned to stay for thirty days. Now, today's the twenty-second, and she was out on a tour break for a few days somewhere between the first and today, so thirty days of BIG, INTENSIVE TREATMENT? Somehow I seriously doubt that happened. Unless she discovered an old DeLorean and a case of plutonium, to boot.
If you remember, LeAnn checked herself into rehab to recenter herself, and sources say that she did it to learn "new coping me...
Man. One day she looks like a bag of smashed assholes, and the very next she looks like this (read: not a bag of smashed assholes).
This is Miley's getup for the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and she looks completely and entirely amazing. Look at that toned midsection. The perfect-colored blonde. The just-right hem of her pencil skirt. I love everything this picture stands for, guys, and when it comes to Miley normally, this just isn't the case. The only thing that's complete and utter crap? That gaudy, gold-tone MOSCHINO belt. Uck.
Miley'...
The photo in question depicts a very ample, very naked Eva Longoria ass, so I've left it after the jump, because I know I get funny looks every time I'm caught looking at naked people on dem Internetz in public.
Congratulations to Eva for appearing on the site after a year-and-a-half hiatus, in which she was last linked to Kim Kardashian, who everyone knows makes people fade into obscurity when she's done with them.
Ah, Eva Longoria. The woman who famously had her vagina tattooed with ...
From Radar Online:
From one daring leap to another, JWOWW's longtime boyfriend Roger Mathews popped the question to the reality star when they were skydiving, WetPaint Entertainment is exclusively reporting.
"It happened the middle of last week during filming for season two of Snooki & JWOWW," a production insider exclusively told Wetpaint. “(JWOWW) and Roger went skydiving and jumped out of a plane together. After landing safely, Roger shocked her by getting down on one knee and proposi...
Because I did. Today. While I was having my morning coffee and going through massive piles of email, and I couldn't look away. See, now, I wasn't a big Backstreet Boys fan back in the nineties (I was more a Hanson girl, through and through, actually), but BSB was a large part of my adolescence in other veins (school dances, a best friend's little sister's obsession with f-cking Howie Dorough, of all people) and I was able to appreciate this performance ... well, as much as anyone who had a fleeting experience with the Backstreet Boys.
That being said, do I necessarily think it was time to break out the memories of BSB fandemonium and nostalgia? Well, not necessarily. If this was the Backstreet Boys' attempt at reuniting, I have to say it was kitschy---and mediocre, at best. What, do they think that their former fans want a reunion tour now? Because Nick Carter is still Nick Carter (who dated Paris Hilton) ... and that's not a good thing, to say the least. Or something that can be easily forgotten about, either.
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Because I did. Today. While I was having my morning coffee and going through massive piles of email, and I couldn't look away. See, now, I wasn't a big Backstreet Boys fan back in the nineties (I was more a Hanson girl, through and through, actually), but BSB was a large part of my adolescence in other veins (school dances, a best friend's little sister's obsession with f-cking Howie Dorough, of all people) and I was able to appreciate this performance ... well, as much as anyone who had a fleetin...
From ET:
The struggle caught on tape began with Bynes walking down Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, shielding her face when she realized she was being photographed. Apparently the star didn't like the way she looked, and tried to reason with the paparazzo and flatter him into deleting the pics, agreeing to pose for a new set. What happens next turns ugly, as it appears there's a struggle over control of the camera.
The melee ends with the pap yelling that the star hurt him, with Bynes calmly saying, "I di...
Man. Could this woman look any more beautiful than she does here, in this picture? Maybe. Maybe when she's six months pregnant and glowing like a fool, then she'll look even more beautiful than she does now. Because that pregnancy thing is still supposedly a thing, although you wouldn't be able to tell with girlfriend's amazing Magic Eye dress.
All I know is that Anne Hathaway is one beautiful woman. It doesn't mean that I particular like her, or think that she's this amazing actress or anything, because Catwoma...
So Lindsay Lohan blew Slash. [The Superficial]
It would appear that Blake Lively's pregnant, guys. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West has a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-alike. [Bossip]
Fiona Apple arrested for drug possession. [Starpulse]
Taylor Swift is obsessed with Conor Kennedy. [Cele|bitchy]
Romney: Doesn't stand a chance at winning. [Huff Po]
British soldier gives birth in Afghanistan, had no idea she was pregnant. [The Frisky]
Sarah Jessica Parker's new boyfriend. [I'm Not Obsessed]
This is Selena Gomez's busty friend ...
So many questions, guys. Like 'who is this kid?' And 'who the hell is his mother, that she'd allow someone like Lindsay Lohan to carry him around---out in public. On the streets. CLEARLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOME PHARMACEUTICAL WONDER'. No, I'm not understanding any of this, not one bit.
Also, can we talk about Michael Lohan for a second, too? It would appear that he's moved from his daughter's current Liz Taylor obsession, and on to Lindsay's "former" Marilyn Monroe obsession that we all j...
"I love eating pasta and pizza. I’m a New York Italian girl. That’s why I have been staying out of New York. My father opened a restaurant. It's so amazing. It’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there. So my dad wants me to eat at the restaurant, and I’m, like, I’ve got to go where I can drink green juice. I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because itâ€...
Don't know. Truth be told, I'm more excited to see Paul Rudd (who's also going to be on the show) in action than I am to see JGL. I feel like JGL has got this "who, me?" hipster thing on lockdown, and the more he embraces it, the more sick of him I get. Go figure. It's just ... I have a hard time watching Joseph Gordon-Levitt pretending to have this insurmountable, over the top bravado, but not really having to pretend because the pompous bravado is actually kind of for real.
Last, can I just say how I positively *hate* how I have to sit through fifteen-or-thirty whole seconds of ads before I can watch the damn video?
Here's my favorite: PAUL RUDD, being Paul Rudd.
Who'd you rather---Joseph Gordon-Levitt (sorry, I mean "Joseph Gordon-LEVITT!") or Paul Rudd?
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Don't know. Truth be told, I'm more excited to see Paul Rudd (who's also going to be on the show) in action than I am to see JGL. I feel like JGL has got this "who, me?" hipster thing on lockdown, and the more he embraces it, the more sick of him I get. Go figure. It's just ... I have a hard time watching Joseph Gordon-Levitt pretending to have this insurmountable, over the top bravado, but not really having to pretend because the pompous bravado is actually kind of for real.
Last, can I ...
You know, the next 'Twilight', or 'Twilight'-wannabe, and it's called 'Beautiful Creatures', a film based on a book by the same name. From IMDB:
A supernatural drama centered on a local teenager and the mysterious new girl in town who uncover dark secrets about their respective families.
So, it's like 'Twilight' meets 'Harry Potter' meets 'The Craft' meet 'The Princess and the Frog'. In short? ...
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You know, the next 'Twilight', or 'Twilight'-wannabe, and it's called 'Beautiful Creatures', a film based on a book by the same name. From IMDB:
A supernatural drama centered on a local teenager and the mysterious new girl in town who uncover dark secrets about their respective families.
So, it's like 'Twilight' meets 'Harry Potter' meets 'The Craft' meet 'The Princess and the Frog'. In short? ...
I LOVE IT. ...
Because even though all of the things I'm hearing about are "post-rehab," last I heard, she was checking herself into rehab on September 1st, and planned to stay for thirty days. Now, today's the twenty-second, and she was out on a tour break for a few days somewhere between the first and today, so thirty days of BIG, INTENSIVE TREATMENT? Somehow I seriously doubt that happened. Unless she discovered an old DeLorean and a case of plutonium, to boot.
If you remember, LeAnn checked herself into rehab to recenter herself, and sources say that she did it to learn "new coping me...
Man. One day she looks like a bag of smashed assholes, and the very next she looks like this (read: not a bag of smashed assholes).
This is Miley's getup for the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and she looks completely and entirely amazing. Look at that toned midsection. The perfect-colored blonde. The just-right hem of her pencil skirt. I love everything this picture stands for, guys, and when it comes to Miley normally, this just isn't the case. The only thing that's complete and utter crap? That gaudy, gold-tone MOSCHINO belt. Uck.
Miley'...
The photo in question depicts a very ample, very naked Eva Longoria ass, so I've left it after the jump, because I know I get funny looks every time I'm caught looking at naked people on dem Internetz in public.
Congratulations to Eva for appearing on the site after a year-and-a-half hiatus, in which she was last linked to Kim Kardashian, who everyone knows makes people fade into obscurity when she's done with them.
Ah, Eva Longoria. The woman who famously had her vagina tattooed with ...
From Radar Online:
From one daring leap to another, JWOWW's longtime boyfriend Roger Mathews popped the question to the reality star when they were skydiving, WetPaint Entertainment is exclusively reporting.
"It happened the middle of last week during filming for season two of Snooki & JWOWW," a production insider exclusively told Wetpaint. “(JWOWW) and Roger went skydiving and jumped out of a plane together. After landing safely, Roger shocked her by getting down on one knee and proposi...
From ET:
The struggle caught on tape began with Bynes walking down Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, shielding her face when she realized she was being photographed. Apparently the star didn't like the way she looked, and tried to reason with the paparazzo and flatter him into deleting the pics, agreeing to pose for a new set. What happens next turns ugly, as it appears there's a struggle over control of the camera.
The melee ends with the pap yelling that the star hurt him, with Bynes calmly saying, "I di...
Man. Could this woman look any more beautiful than she does here, in this picture? Maybe. Maybe when she's six months pregnant and glowing like a fool, then she'll look even more beautiful than she does now. Because that pregnancy thing is still supposedly a thing, although you wouldn't be able to tell with girlfriend's amazing Magic Eye dress.
All I know is that Anne Hathaway is one beautiful woman. It doesn't mean that I particular like her, or think that she's this amazing actress or anything, because Catwoma...
So Lindsay Lohan blew Slash. [The Superficial]
It would appear that Blake Lively's pregnant, guys. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West has a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-alike. [Bossip]
Fiona Apple arrested for drug possession. [Starpulse]
Taylor Swift is obsessed with Conor Kennedy. [Cele|bitchy]
Romney: Doesn't stand a chance at winning. [Huff Po]
British soldier gives birth in Afghanistan, had no idea she was pregnant. [The Frisky]
Sarah Jessica Parker's new boyfriend. [I'm Not Obsessed]
This is Selena Gomez's busty friend ...
So many questions, guys. Like 'who is this kid?' And 'who the hell is his mother, that she'd allow someone like Lindsay Lohan to carry him around---out in public. On the streets. CLEARLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOME PHARMACEUTICAL WONDER'. No, I'm not understanding any of this, not one bit.
Also, can we talk about Michael Lohan for a second, too? It would appear that he's moved from his daughter's current Liz Taylor obsession, and on to Lindsay's "former" Marilyn Monroe obsession that we all j...
"I love eating pasta and pizza. I’m a New York Italian girl. That’s why I have been staying out of New York. My father opened a restaurant. It's so amazing. It’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there. So my dad wants me to eat at the restaurant, and I’m, like, I’ve got to go where I can drink green juice. I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because itâ€...