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photo of beyonce pictures Giant Emmys breasts! [The Superficial] Is Beyonce pregnant again? [Bossip] Why Billie Joe Armstrong checked into rehab. [Starpulse] Monsters, Inc. geeked out. [theBERRY] Sofia Vergara's unbelievable wardrobe malfunction. [Cele|bitchy] Weight Watchers is throwing Jessica Simpson under the bus. [Bohomoth] Kris Jenner tried to jump the iPhone 5 line. [Amy Grindhouse] 7 Trips Every Woman Should Take in Her Lifetime. [The Frisky] Is Chris Brown single again? [ICYDK] 'Boardwalk Empire' recap. [Socialite Life] Mila Kunis is apparently using her mouth to su...

And So Here’s Who Won All Those Emmys

photo of claire danes winning emmy picture Here they are! -- Drama Series: "Homeland," Showtime. -- Actress, Drama Series: Claire Danes, "Homeland," Showtime. -- Actor, Drama Series: Damian Lewis, "Homeland," Showtime. -- Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Aaron Paul, "Breaking Bad," AMC. -- Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey," PBS. -- Writing, Drama Series: Alex Gansa, Howard Gordon, Gideon Raff, "Homeland," Showtime. -- Directing, Drama Series: Tim Van Patten, "Boardwalk Empire," HBO. -- Comedy Series: ...

Love It or Leave It: Natalie Portman is Golden

photo of natalie portman pictures photos So there's not much that Natalie Portman can do wrong, and this hair is no exception. I've personally never noticed Natalie as a blonde before, but this? Well. It's pretty great, actually. While a lot of brunette celebrities look cookie-cutter, factory-made, but Natalie looks as striking and noticeable as ever. There's no blending into the woodwork with this lady, that's for certain. In fact? She might look even better in this photo than she did for her wedding. Why couldn't she have gone for th...

Hottest Stories of the Week

Everybody's mad because Kate Gosselin's "sexualizing" her children. [Click for More] Chris Brown's tattoo artist's feelings are HURT. [Click for More] Blake Lively's two million dollar engagement ring. [Click for More] Caption This! [Click for More] Lea Michele is the new face of L'Oreal. [Click for More] Justin Bieber thinks Selena Gomez is fat. [Click for More] VIDEO: Dina Lohan was a mess on Dr. Phil. [Click for More] Lindsay Lohan ran someone over again. [Click for More] Young boy rips Mitt Romney a new one. [Click for More] Courtney Stodden's plastic surgery ... mishap? [Click for More] Lady Gaga's thirty-pound weight gain. [Click for More] Anne Hathaway is GLOWING. Is she pregnant? [Click for More] Whatever you do, don't mock Demi Lovato's look, OK? [Click for More] />Everybody's mad because Kate Gosselin's "sexualizing" her children. [Click for More] Chris Brown's tattoo artist's feelings are HURT. [Click for More] Blake Lively's two million dollar engagement ring. [Click for More] Caption This! [Click for More] Lea Michele is the new face of L'Oreal. [Click for More] Justin Bieber thinks Selena Gomez is fat. [Click for More] VIDEO: Dina Lohan was a mess on Dr. Phil. [Click for More] Lindsay Lohan ran someone over again. [Click for More] Young boy rips Mitt Romney a new one. [Click for More] Courtney Stodden's plastic ...

Salma Hayek is “At the Limit of Chubbiness” At All Times

photo of salma hayek pictures So, Salma Hayek did this interview with Canadian magazine, More, and in it, she talked about her self-esteem, her perception on what happiness is, and a whole mess of other things that'll probably make you think, 'Hey, what a nice-sounding girl. We could totally be besties', but there's ... wait for it ... MORE, guys. There's even more. I'll just ... I'll let you just read them. Here's Salma on her figure: “I’m not a skinny girl. I push it. I’m at the limit of chubbiness at all times, but I...

BREAKING UPDATE: I Guess Green Day Was Pretty Mad at the iHeartRadio Festival, Huh?

Um. Wow. So apparently, Billie Joe Armstrong, of Green Day fame, was pretty pissed at the iHeartRadio festival, and you want to know why? Because their twenty-one-minute set was cut to----man oh man, burn---one minute in order to make room for other "more important" performers like Usher, who, DUH, is infinitely more talented and who has far more staying power than Green Day. Who, as Billie Joe eloquently pointed out, has been around since "198-f-cking-8." After refusing to perform for his whole one minute, Billie Joe threw a bunch of profanities at those in charge, destroyed his guitar, said they, Green Day, would be "back," and slammed his microphone on the stage. So. How do you guys think he handled himself, huh? UPDATE: It's being reported that Billie Joe Armstrong, AKA Green Day dude who freaked the f-ck out at the iHeartRadio music festival, has checked himself into rehab to deal with substance abuse issues:
Green Day's front man Billie Joe Armstrong is entering rehab for substance abuse ... a rep for the band tells TMZ. The news comes just two days after Armstrong went ballistic in Vegas during a performance at the iHeart Radio Music Festival. He was videotaped screaming obscenities, slamming Justin Bieber and violently smashing his guitar on-stage. The band's rep tells TMZ, "Green day wants to apologize to those they offended at the iHeartRadio Festival in Las Vegas." The rep adds, "The band regretfully must postpone some of their upcoming promotional appearances.“
/> Um. Wow. So apparently, Billie Joe Armstrong, of Green Day fame, was pretty pissed at the iHeartRadio festival, and you want to know why? Because their twenty-one-minute set was cut to----man oh man, burn---one minute in order to make room for other "more important" performers like Usher, who, DUH, is infinitely more talented and who has far more staying power than Green Day. Who, as Billie Joe eloquently pointed out, has been around since "198-f-cking-8." After refusing to perform for ...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Stripped on SNL

photo of joseph gordon levitt nudes snl pic We talked about Joseph Gordon-Levitt's imminent appearance on last night's SNL, and he delivered. If, by "delivered," it means "he showed up and did the contractual hosting duty thing." In the opening monologue, JGL and company spoofed Magic Mike, and naturally, there was a lot of grinding, hip-thrusting, and black leather. It was ... meh, to say the least. Here's a poor quality video, but hey. It's a video at any rate. Last, can someone honestly tell me---was Magic Mike this bad? Was it...

Here’s Another Lady Who’s Not Afraid of Tom Cruise

photo of tom cruise new girlfriend pictures So this is the after photo of Tom Cruise's latest date, on which he took this lady---who is not the lady he took out earlier in the week---to the Ivy in London, where he reportedly dined with Touched by an Angel actress, Roma Downey, and her husband. The last woman? Was reportedly dumped for dressing poorly whilst in the presence of Tom Cruise, although if you ask from whence the source cometh, I'd have to say ... well, me. This lady is similar in physical features to the other unnamed woman---b...

Love It or Leave It: And Then This is What Demi Lovato Looked Like at iHeartRadio

photo of demi lovato pictures iheartradio pic So, a headline I recently read about Demi Lovato at the iHeartRadio Festival screamed "Demi Lovato Dazzles at iHeartRadio Festival!" but I'm here to clear that up. Because no, no she did not. She actually looks pretty awful, and there's nothing dazzling about it, unless you want to say, "I'm dazzled to diarrhea over this picture of Demi." No, the only thing that could make this whole ensemble---too-heavy bangs, poor choice of blonde, chalky pancake makeup and all---worse would be Fez. On her arm...

Quotables: Lady Gaga on Weight, Happiness

photo of lady gaga pictures ... And thank to my fans who love me no matter what, and know the meaning of real beauty&compassion. I really love you. This is what was on Lady Gaga's Twitter page earlier this morning, as she prepares to take the stage in France, and aww, guys. You know, I never felt much of a soft spot for Gaga before, and though I'm still not a fan of her music or her pretentious airs, I think she's really driven the point home on this weight gain thing that she's not one of those cookie-cutter, starve-...

Gwyneth Paltrow Claims She Cries “All the Time”

photo of gwyneth paltrow crying pictures From Radar Online via InStyle: “You can call my shrink on that one,” she candidly responds to a question about why she works so hard. “The positive thing that drives me is a curiosity and momentum. The negative is a need to validate myself or feel special. Like a childhood need to differentiate myself or…” Gwyneth, who also talks about her postpartum depression in the interview conducted by her fashion designer pal Diane von Furstenberg, continues her sob story. “I cry all the ti...